Author Note: this was my friends' idea, so don't blame me. YuGiOh/ X-Men/ Drachenreider crossover, boredom. if Spongebob, or some other annoying children's cartoon character, doesn't die in a chapter... i more than likely either didn't write it or wrote it around my cousin Akiryu Kitsune. Slash/ Lime ahead, warning isn't hard to miss. :wink:


Senselessness by Khitoutsu Hikutsa
Chapter Five; Part Two: Fight Scene

"What's the point of this, human?" Magneto asked Liz, agitated with the whole scenario. She rolled her eyes and was suddenly glad she hadn't worn anything metal, having been told that Magneto would show up eventually. The young Cajun knew their powers, how to avoid them, and what kept them controlable. Most of the time anyways, but maybe that was just Superman she knew.

"Dere ain't a point to dis, da's whut makes it funny. Besides, it looks like everyone else is having fun." Liz glanced over at the group, her jaw hitting the floor when her brain registered what her eyes were seeing. Gambit... in his underwear... playing poker... and LOSING! "Holy fuck, I'm going over dere!" Liz said before ditching her notebook and diving for the poker game, giving Magneto a good look at the front page. He read through what he could see, his eyes wide as dinner plates as he looked over at Cyclops.

"You know you can rent this stuff on video at Blockbuster, right kid? All you have to do is go up to the desk and ask about the X-rated stuff, and the clerk runs your ID and hands it to you. Not that I speak from experiance, I've just seen it done before." Magneto added hurriedly, turning away from the group to hide how red his face was. Liz giggled and picked up her binder, looking at what page it was on.

"You didn't read all o' it, did you Mr. Lehnsherr?" She asked, looking over at Kaido with a smirk. The bandit smirked back at the obvious blush on Magneto's face, ducking under a flying Serenity and a diving Mystic. Mystic missed her dive and hit Kaido, landing in an awkward possition and making Kaido blush. "Get a room, mon beau femmes. So answer my question, did you read de whole story Mr. Lehnsherr?"

"No, and I don't plan on it. I'm too old to be reading sex stories written by 14-year-old Cajun brats, or anyone else for that matter." Magneto said before walking away, muttering something about stupid Cajuns and their damn stories. Liz rolled her eyes and went back to watching the poker game, noticing Gambit was compleately naked and didn't seem to mind at all. She glanced through the four page story, not remembering writing half of it or exactly where the idea came from.

"Hey, anyone wanna read a slash dreesome!" Liz asked, sitting the notebook on the ground for everyone to see. Cyclops took one look at the front page and choked, walking away redder than his ruby-quartz visor lense. Poisyn and Gambit looked quite pleased with what they were reading, and Jean just looked pissed. When the Cajun took another five pages out of the bottomless bag and sat them on the ground, Jean blushed darker than Cyclops and left to find him. Tea and Serenity tried to slip away, but Mystic and Lilliana tacked them and started throwing punches. Not those whimpy punches that most chicks throw, real and very painful punches. Liz giggled and started looking through her bag again, pulling out a video camera and recording the whole thing. "Damn, dis would sell great on de net if mom would let me!"

(Author Note: the slash threesome is part of Hentai Senselessness, and is a Gambit/ Poisyn/ Cyclops chapter. but don't worry, Phoenix fans, Jean doesn't get left out. The second chapter involves her, pairings are Mystic/ Kaido/ Jean and Mystic/ Wolverine/ Kaido/ Gambit/ Jean. talk about and orgy fic... whatever that is. okay, back to the story!)

LIZ P.O.V.

"Hey, it's that annoying perverted Cajun again! Let's get her, guys!" I looked up and saw the same salope I was hitting on at school, suddenly going pale and looking from Kaido to Salope. (A/ N: name changed to protect the innocent. by the way, 'salope' means 'bitch' in Cajun.) Kaido looked her over and growled, turning into Ultimos Devil Dragon and baring her fangs. I wasn't about to take chances. I mean, even if the chick was straight, she was still hot. So I pulled Fayth Dragon out of my pocket and summoned it, ordering it to defend Salope against Kaido and still looking at her with my usual Cajun smirk.

"Bonjour chere, it's been a while, non? Since de day in de cafeteria, if memory serves?"

"You still make me sick, Cajun. Miss Makara wants to talk to you about your little "charm" act, and she says now."

"I go see de crazy woman if you give me a kiss, petite." I saw Kaido change back before Salope slapped me, earning a glare from Kaido before I walked over and leaned into her. "Doan' start now, ma amour, I jes' being Cajun wid de femme. Can I trust you to keep an eye on dings hea while I go listen to de vice-principal bitch fo' a while?"

"I guess I can, just remember that you're my Cajun. Not hers, not that biomorphs. Mine."

"Dat's right Kai, I belong to you." I said in quiet seduction, ensuring only Kaido heard before she forced me into a deep kiss. A few giggles and a vice-principal tapping me on the shoulder later, I pulled away and rolled my eyes before following Miss Makara and Salope away from the group.

KAIDO P.O.V.

I watched as Liz walked away, still hitting on the baka salope and earning sickened looks.

Cajuns... You gotta love 'em. I thought before turning my gaze toward the still raging fight between Mystic, Lil, Tea, and Serenity. Kaiba took a seat by me and gazed half heartedly at the fight, ready to kill both Tea and Serenity for more reasons then one. The main one probably had something to do with his night with Joey Wheeler, during which Mystic had kidnapped Serenity and had rather rough sex with her. I can't blame them, everyone is sleeping with everyone else these days. Rough, animalistic sex is our idea of fun, and writing it out is the Cajuns. She was theTHING Master, or at least so Mystic dubbed her.

"Hey Poisyn, go get me a beer!" I shouted at the biomorph, looking him over to find out what Liz liked about a thing she couldn't do anything to. His bodily fluids were all potent toxins, so touching him without that body suit was more dangerous than touching Rogue skin to skin. He sulked off to get a beer, tossing the bottle at me while still holding a glass of water and a tube of some foul smelling gunk that nutralized the toxins in his body. He gave Gambit a look and walked the other direction, earning a smirk from the Cajun as he scrambled to follow him.

"Sorrel, are you sure you're reading that map right?" A silver dragon asked the furry thing on it's back, landing less than two feet away from me and Kaiba and effectively blocking my view of Poisyn and Gambit fucking.

"HEY! DOWN IN FRONT!"

"Seiyousa, you're shouting at a dragon." Kaiba said, earning himself a black eye.

"I know that, dumbass, that's why I'm complaining! I was watching Poisyn and Gambit get it on, then this thing lands in my way. Who the hell are you anyways, dragon?"

"Oh, my name is Firedrake. I'm looking for the Rim of Heaven, would you happen to know where it is?"

"Damn it, Firedrake, she might work for Nettlebrand!" The furry thing said, glaring at me angrily. I drew my sword and smirked, knowing I could kill it if I wanted to.

"Be nice Sorrel, I don't think she works for Nettlebrand. She's human, and Nettlebrand eats humans if he has to. My name's Ben, these two are Sorrel and Twigleg." He pointed to the furry thing and a homunculous on his leg, then handed Twigleg to Sorrel and climbed down. "Firedrake's right though, we do need to find the Rim of Heaven. Do you know if we're going the right way?"

"This is Japan, the Rim of Heaven is in the Himalayas. Go NorthNorthWest for a few hundred miles, you can't miss it." I said, glad when they finally left and I could drool over the two hot guys in front of me.

NARRITIVE LIME SCENE! SLASH, M/ M, ORAL, ANAL STRANGE METHODS, JUST GO WITH IT! GAMBIT/ POISYN

Gambit had stripped Poisyn of his body suit, having lost his own in the poker game, and decided he couldn't take it anymore. Sitting around naked with a group of mostly girls took enough of a toll on a man, but doing the same thing with a hard-on was a living hell. Annoyed with his inability to touch Rogue and Nightshade's unusual abscense, he decided to make a Curiosity Could Be A Good Thing; Part Deux while everyone watched. Poisyn sat up and smirked, forcing Gambit onto his back and picking up his glass of water. Taking a quick drink, he sloshed it around for a minute before quickly taking 'little Gambit' in his mouth. Gambit moaned is pleasure, wondering why Poisyn insisted on always using cold water.

(Author Note: Poisyn is using water because his saliva is just as toxic as the rest of his bodily fluids, and it's always cold water because Poisyn likes the way Gambit squirms when it's cold. Curiosity Can Be A Good Thing is the Poisyn/ Cyclops/ Gambit chapter of Hentai Senselessness, and Part Deux(Two) is this. Hentai Senselessness has not been posted yet, and I am taking requests for pairings you want to see. And don't expect much from yaoi/ slash pairings. Yuri/ Femslash and hetrosexual pairings are my forte, being lesbian myself and having a good idea of where everything goes with straight peoples.)

Poisyn's hands trailed lightly over Gambit's heated body, making the Cajun thief squirm and moan at the ticklish feeling. His hands made there way slowly down, his feather-light fingers teasing all of Gambit's rock hard body. His fingers tangled in Poisyn's acid-green hair, urging the biomorph on. He smirked inwardly and sucked hard, the combination of that and his teasing fingers on Gambit's balls forcing the Cajun to come. The biomorph pulled his head up and spit, getting knocked backwards by Gambit and smirking. The Cajun took the foul-smelling gunk and covered his hands with it, gripping Poisyn's penis tightly and moving his fist slowly. The sulfer/ various other acids mixture burned slightly, but the sensation helped Poisyn's usually touch-deprived body come faster while simultaneously protecting Gambit's hands from the toxins seeping through his skin and into his bloodstream. Gambit's hand moved faster as he sat on Poisyn's knees, his other hand jerking his own cock. By now the whole group had gathered around to watch, even Mystic and Lilliana had gotten interested in what was going on. Tea and Serenity took the opportunity to escape with their lives, bruised and beaten as they were. Both guys came at the same time, leaving Gambit slightly winded and Poisyn still hard.

Poisyn took control of the situation and picked up the same gunk Gambit had used on his hands, covering his member with it and pulling Gambit onto him. Both of them groaned as the biomorph began to thrust slowly, Gambit coming quickly before Poisyn collapsed on him. The two slept soundly, the group dispersing when they realized there was nothing else to see except two naked guys sleeping. Annoyed with the anti-climactic end to the day, everyone filed off to find a corner to sleep in. Kaido ended up falling over Mystic, hearing her mutter something that ended in the word 'nushi'. She didn't know what any of it meant, so she just muttered: "Whatever, amoureux." before falling asleep, using Mystic as a teddy bear.

TO BE CONTINUED...


Author Note: now that took a while, but it's good... i think. btw, nushi and amoureux meen the same thing, but i'm not translating them. Ooooooo... evil! Mystic, if you translate either word in your review I will hurt you! Or worse: no visiting "Our Place" for a month! Ooooooo... even eviler! see ya next update, and i'm open to any ideas you might have! even if it requires bloopering another fanfic of mine or yours, me and Mystic are good at bloopering stories and scenes and movies and stuff like that!