A/N: Bunch of really short stuff. Please review for better or for worse.

STEG

There once was a doctor from Boston
Whose lousy Maine work was a-costin'
Then this guy from 'gypt-land
He bit off his hand
And now on the cake that's just frostin'!

JOHNNY B. GOODE
There once was this Johnny B. Goode,
Who was working much less than he could,
But in a wild-type fling
They made him be King,
So now Johnny's as good as he should

SILLY RHYME
Elmer and Lona, sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First came Mary, then came RIP,
Look, there's steggie with a big icepick.