Hello. It's me your Slytherin Queen! Now you may see on my author page a little story called Slytherin Island. Well It's discontinued I realized the plot was dumb and was going nowhere. Even though this is a Harry Potter MUSICAL! I hadn't decided it would be a musical until further into the story. (I have about 30 pages already written) So this chapter won't have any musical numbers unless you count an interrupted Jingle Bells parody.
so...
Disclamer: I do not own Harry Potter, Krabby Patties, Gameboy (well I do own but all trademarks belong to Nintendo) or Fire Emblem (which again I own, it's just the trademarks belong to Nintendo)or Fairly Odd Parents or Spiderman or Kingdom Hearts.
WARNING: This Musical contains many made-up characters.
(Crazy Mage is a young 15 year old girl. She has bright orange hair and is wearing black robes. She is sitting next to her friends Cat and Alicia at the lunch table. Cat and Alicia are 15 also Cat is plotting the demise of her arch-nemesis Marc and Alicia is trying to memorize all the moons of Yugopotamia. Crazy Mage takes an envelope out of her backpack)
Crazy Mage; Now I can finally read this letter that I got!
Cat: You got one of those too? shows her letter
Alicia: No kidding! I have one too. takes her letter out
Crazy Mage:reads letter Dear Crazy Mage...
Cat: You have been accepted into
Alicia: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry...
Crazy Mage: ALRIGHT! We're going to Hogwarts!
Cat: Jingle Bells!
Crazy Mage: FISH BOY BURNS!
Alicia: Ummm... Rabid Weasel's coming this way...
Cat: My school bus just lost a- Oh Hi Rabid Weasel!
Rabid Weasel: Hey guys! Now is it just me or were you guys just singing Jingle Bells in the middle of March?
Alicia: Ummm... We like to keep the Christmas Spirit going.
Rabid Weasel: Wow, how much pot d'ya guys smoke. sees letters Hey me and my friend Fish Boy got letters just like that.
Crazy Mage: OH NO! KRABBY PATTIES! FUDGE! SHIZITS! DARVIT! continues to curse in this strange way
Rabid Weasel: What's her prob?
Alicia: oh nothing...
HOGWARTS EXPRESS
Crazy Mage, Cat and Alicia are in one of those compartments
Alicia: I can't believe we're actually going!
Crazy Mage: I've been imagining this for a long time!
Cat: and I'm sure none of your imagining had anything to do with magic.
Crazy Mage: looks out window Wow, this is going to be a long ride. That's why I brought my Gameboy.
Harry enters
Harry: Hey you guys must be those Americans we've heard so much about.
Alicia: nods Yes we are, I'm Alicia
Cat; I'm Cat.
Crazy Mage: DIE ALIEN SCUM! DANCE SPIDEY DANCE! Isn't Sora a girls' name?
Ron and Hermione enter
Ron: Hey Harry! That stupid prefect meeting is finally over. sees Crazy Mage Is she going to be alright?
Alicia: Yes she's always like this when she's playing video games.
Ron: What's a video game?
Hermione: Ron, you're a PREFECT, you're not supposed to call the meeting stupid.
Ron: Well it was! That Pansy Parkinson kept ranting about how Malfoy broke up with her over vactation-
Crazy Mage: HE'S SINGLE YES! Harry, Ron and Hermione give her a very strange look i mean- HE'S SINGLE! HE'S THE LAST PERSON ON THE BATTLEFIELD! PREPARE TO DIE NERGAL!
Harry: oook...
they all leave
Rabid Weasel pokes his head through
Rabid Weasel: HIYA!
Crazy Mage: in a voice only Cat and Alicia could hear Rabid Weasel came this way...
Rabid Weasel: Harry Potter is a fing weasel (all swears are bleeped out in this production)
Girls: dying of laughter
Rabid Weasel: You guys are totally stoned bye!
LATER
Harry, Ron and Hermione are back
Crazy Mage: NO IT CAN'T BE! MY GAMEBOY RAN OUT OF BATTERIES NOOOOOOOOOO!
Hermione: We must be arriving near Hogwarts. None of that electric trash works there...
Crazy Mage: You mean... I won't be able to play video games until I get out of Hogwarts?
Hermione: 'Fraid so...
Crazy Mage :NO! OH THE HUMANITY WHY!
