Hello, hello HELLO! I am your beloved Queen of Slytherin. Well anyways, my request for today is that your REVIEW! I don't even care if you review to tell me about what you had for dinner last night. Just take a few moments of your life to talk to me.

In the non computer world I am doing this little thing called Quote Challenges where you give me a quote from a TV Show, Book, Movie, Homestarrunner, etc and I try to fit it into my story somehow. Just a warning, I might not be able to put in your Quote Challenges until much later in the story because I have at least 30 pages stored that are not available to the general public.

Now the reviewers: (Another incentive to review: I will send you a weird message on my next chapter when you review.)

Nota Lone: MY FIRST REVIEWER! It's very funny I was innocently doing whatever online and then I hear you've got mail! and this is only like 10 minutes after I posted the thing. Chocolate eh? your making chocolate I LOOOOVE CHOCOLATE!

Onono: HOLY CRAP! More reviews! I leave the computer for 5 minutes and the AOL thing on the bottom of my screen is dancing and has the number 1 for a second. You scared me for a second. I thought I was about to receive my first official flame!

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or Right Said Fred. The concept of the first ever musical number in this story is taken from HALL

Dumbledore: Now I know you guys are just itching to get on with the Sorting Ceremony, especially since we have our American Exchange students coming, but first Snape has a special speech to make. Snape walks up to the podium

Snape: I'm too sexy for my love,

to sexy for my love,

love's going to leave.

starts doing a weird dance

I'm too sexy for my shirt,

starts taking off shirt

Too sexy for my shirt.

So sexy it hurts!

pulls down a map and points to Milan

I'm too sexy for Milan,

too sexy for Milan

points to New York

New York

points to Japan

and Japan.

continues dancing while Gilderoy Lockhart jumps up in random places

I'm to sexy for your party,

to sexy for your party

no way I'm disco dancing

does a little disco dance then jumps on one of the house tables

I'm a model you know what I mean as I do my little turn on the catwalk.

walks up the table copying all of Tyra Banks' best moves

I do my little turn on the catwalk.

a bunch of cheerleaders drive in in a convertable

Snape: I'm too sexy for my car

too sexy for my car

too sexy by far

drives away

Dumbledore: Thanks, Professor Snape for that wonderful performance. Now for this year we have made a new house because it is just impossible to fit some of these students into the original four. This house is called Idiot Asylum. Now let's bring in the Sorting Hat. The Sorting Hat is brought in We will have no First Years this year.

McGonnagal: I was in Clash of the Titans I rock! Alicia...

Sorting Hat: hmm... You're very intelligent... RAVENCLAW!

McGonagall: Cat...

Sorting Hat: hmmm... definitely a psycho... HUFFLE PUFF!

McGonagall: Fish Boy...

Sorting Hat: ... A total jerk, but he's not cool enough for Slytherin, IDIOT ASYLUM!

McGonagall: Crazy Mage...

Sorting Hat: Way too easy... Slytherin!

Dumbledore: YAY! We're done! IT'S NAKED TIME! ummm... Let's eat!

Crazy Mage is sitting next to Draco

Draco: I love your hair. It's orange you should wear black all the time!

Crazy Mage: Why thank you... giggles

Cat: (to Alicia) Let's embarass Crazy Mage in front of her boyfriend!

Crazy Mage: So is it true Slytherin throws wild parties every Fri-

Alicia: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT FISH BOY ACTULLY LIKED YOU!

Cat: WHO'D LIKE YOU CRAZY MAGE! YOU ARE SO WEIRD!

Alicia: LIKE THAT TIME AT OUR OLD SCHOOL WHEN YOU STARTED CALLING OUR ENGLISH TEACHER MR.T!

Cat: AND YOU DREW THAT SUPER SAYAN ON YOUR NOTE BOOK!

Alicia: AND THAT TIME WHEN YOU DREW HITLER IN YOUR NOTEBOOK!

Cat: AND THE MICKEY MOUSE WITH PIERCED EARS!

Crazy Mage: turns red