AN: Here's the next installment of 8-bit Xander.

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Xander liked the look of the odd looking body armor, and it was cheap as well. On the negative side it was heavy...very heavy.

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Odd, he wasn't in his castle. Even odder he wasn't being mobbed by forest imps. And even oddest was that he was surrounded by strange creatures.

"Perhaps they would like some freshly baked cookies?" he asked nobody in particular.

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Almost two years later, the group was getting even more annoyed at their friend.

"No Xander," Giles muttered, "For the thousandth time already, we can't win by giving the mayor cookies!