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DISCLAIMER: same as the last 3 chapters, don't make me say it again.
WARNING!! This chapter may contain extreme oocness and sillyness!!! U don't like, u don't read! This chapter is not serious at all! The one after this will be, so enjoy!
Chapter 4
"Hmmmmmmm. Who should I pick?" she wondered as she looked over her friends. Her gazed stopped at Yusuke. "Yusuke! Truth or dare!?"
"Dare!" he answered bravely. Boton got another evil gleam in her eyes.
"Heh heh heh, ok Yusuke! I dare you to um….put ice down your pants and do the hokey pokey!"
Everyone in the room minus Boton, face faltered and fell over. Yusuke was the first to recover.
"You gotta be kidding me! Why would I do something stupid like that?!" the outraged teen screamed.
Boton smiled innocently. "Yusuke, you do stupid stuff EVERY day! What makes this any different?" Yusuke opened his mouth to object, but was stopped by Boton's hand. "And…you cant refuse, because if you do…..I'll post these pictures of you all over the internet!" she pulled a stack of paper from behind her back, and held them up. The photographs showed Yusuke with a dazed look on his face, picking his nose.
Silence. Then the room erupted with fits of laughter.
"You hahaha are hahaha so heheh evil Boton! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Kuwabara yelled between fits of giggles. "You are my HERO!"
Kurama, being the polite person he is, was the first to settle down. "Wow Boton! You are really good at this black mail thing!" Boton winked at him.
"So Yusuke, what will it be?"
Yusuke, had blushed 5 shades of red. He mumbled something and walked into the kitchen…..
He came back out with a grim grim expression on his flushed face, and a bowl. He walked to the center of the living room, stretched the elastic band of his green pants out, and dumped the bowl full of ice into his pants.
"EEEEEEEKKKK! That's c-c-cold! Brrrrrrrrrrrr!" he started to shiver and his teeth were chattering. "There! Happy?"
"Not quite. Now you need to do the hokey pokey!" Yukina reminded him. Yusuke sighed. Oh well, might as well make this interesting! He decided. "Ahem, a little help here Kurama and Kuwabara!" he looked to his friends, who understood.
They nodded to each other and both started to sing the hokey pokey song;
"You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left in, and you shake it all about!"
Yusuke put his hands on his hips and proceeded to stick his left foot out in front of him, and than inward, and than out ward again shaking it back and forth.
"You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about!" they sang.
Yusuke was really getting into the song now. He started to shake his hips back and forth in time to the off key singing of his friends.
"You put your whole self in!" Yusuke jumped backwards. "You put your self out!" he jumped forward. "And you shake it all about!" Yusuke jumped forward one more time, landed on his knees and bobbed his head back and forth. "You do the hokey pokey, and you turn your self around, that's what It's all about! HOKEY POKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
All his friends were laughing their heads off. Kurama and Kuwabara were leaning on each other so they wouldn't fall over, Natalie and Hiei were both trying not to laugh, but were failing miserably. And the girls were rolling around on the floor, tears in their eyes.
"Ok, ::giggle:: ok, I've seen ::chuckle:: enough!" Boton stuttered, grasping her sides.
Yusuke smiled and took his seat next to Keiko. The moment he sat down, he winced. He reached into his pants and pulled out an ice cube. He smirked and hurled it at Kuwabara who wasn't breathing properly any more. "Ow! Your right! That is cold!"
Yusuke rolled his eyes. "Ok! Now that my humiliation is over, it is time for another one's to begin! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" All stared at him wide eyed. "Since when can you laugh evilly?" Keiko asked him cautiously.
"It doesn't matter! Keiko! Truth or dare?" he asked her. Keiko looked thoughtful for a moment, than she finally answered, "Dare, I'm feeling kinda spontaneous today!"
Yusuke grinned. "OK, you cant' slap me for a week!" he laughed loudly as he saw the horror struck look on her face. "Fine…." She mumbled. "Ok, It's my turn. Hmmmm..ok, Yukina! Truth or dare?"
Yukina smiled, "Truth!"
"Ok, do you think Kuwabara is cute?" Keiko asked her.
Yukina blushed and looked down. She looked over to Kuwabara; who had a bump on his head, and his lip was cut (curtsey of Hiei and Natalie!) she sweat dropped, seeing his injured…errr..scarey face. "I think Kuwabara is a sweet guy, who is very polite, and treats me with respect.
Keiko frowned. "That doesn't answer my question. Kuwabara smiled at her, giving her a pleading look.
"Well…at the moment….no." she responded, looking guilty. Yusuke, Hiei, and Natalie snickered. "Here, let me heal that bump for you!" Yukina walked over to Kuwabara and held her hand above his head. Blue light surrounded her palm, and in an instant, the bump was gone.
Kuwabara smiled at her. "Thank you Yukina!" she smiled back.
Hiei and Natalie were still laughing behind their hands. "Aw Yukina! Why did you bother doing that? He is still ugly! Getting rid of the bump wasn't much of an improvement!"
Hiei started to laugh. "For once, I agree with her! He still looks ugly to me!" this caused him and Natalie to laugh harder.
Kuwabara pouted, but it quickly turned into an angry snarl. "What's your deal Natalie?! You are being so mean! It's like there are two Hiei's here! A midget girl and a midget boy! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Kurama and Yusuke also laughed, agreeing.
Natalie scowled, and slapped the orange haired teen. "Baka! I am nothing like that spiky haired fire freak!" Hiei growled menacingly. "Bitch…" Natalie glared at him. "You got something to say to me Hiei?!
Hiei smirked at her. "No, no nothing all…" he trailed off. "Coughbitchcough" he cleared his throat.
Natalie picked him up by the collar of his black t-shirt. "You better shut your face, before I do it for you!"
"Bitch!"
"Asshole!"
"Midget!"
"Slut!" that was it. Now Natalie was pissed. She held her fist back, and punched him square in the nose. Hiei stumbled back a few steps, clutching his bleeding face.
Kurama, Yusuke, and Kuwabara had to hold him back. By the time he was calm again, all three of them were in very much pain.
'My god Hiei! Did you have to pull my hair?! That really hurt!' Kurama sent him a telepathic message.
'Hn. Why did you try to stop me?! She has a lot of nerve hitting me! And Kuwabara has a lot of nerve saying she is like me! That stupid bitch…..I hate her…'
Kurama smiled. 'You gotta admit, she is like you! And if I didn't know any better I'd say you admire her because you are so similar!'
Hiei sent him a glare that could freeze fire. 'Shut up fox. I don't like her! She annoys the hell outa me.'
Kurama grinned. 'What ever you say Hiei….'
'I mean it Kurama, don't do any thing your gonna regret!'
"Can I pass my turn?" Yukina asked them. "I can't think of any good truths or dares!" Kurama smiled at her. "Of course you can! And if no one minds, I'd like to go."
"Sure," they all agreed. Kurama gave one of his trade mark smiles, and turned to Hiei. "Hiei, truth or dare?" Hiei glanced at Boton, and remembered he didn't have a choice. "Dare,"he replied.
"Ok, I dare you to kiss Natalie!" the responses to that dare were very different; Yukina, Boton, and Keiko giggled, Yusuke and Kuwabara burst out laughing, pointing to Hiei's shocked expression, and then to Natalie's.
Hiei and Natalie, yet again, screamed in usion, "You gotta be kidding me! NO WAY!!!!!!!" Kurama chuckled. "No, I am quite serious. I've noticed how similar you two are, and I've also noticed, that even though you don't show it, you like each other."
The two glared at him. "I will kill you!" Hiei said through clenched teeth. "I refuse, I'm not kissing her!"
"Yeah! And I'm not kissing him!" they both turned in opposite directions and crossed their arms.
Kurama smiled, and winked at Yusuke, who smiled broadly. He whispered something to Kuwabara, who did the same. Slowly and quietly, they got up and stood in front of Natalie and Hiei. Yusuke grabbed Natalie, and Kuwabara and Kurama grabbed Hiei. Holding their arms behind their backs, they picked them up and held them face to face.
"What do you think your doing?! Put me down NOW!!!!"
"Why do you people keep doing this to me!? Leave me alone! I'm not kissing him!"
Boton stood up and looked her in the eye. "If you don't I'll make sure you go to prison.
And yes, I have enough power sure you do. As for you Hiei, if you don't do it, I'll tell you know who, you know what!"
Natalie frowned, but her eyes showed that she wasn't going to give up yet. "I don't care! You think some cell in the Reikai can hold me down?! I can escape easy! Help me out here Hiei!" she looked at the Jaganshi, who was scowling, and blushing. He looked up at her, his ruby eyes boring a hole in to her.
"Oh come on Hiei! Your not gonna let some bubbly grim reaper intimidate you with her threat, are you?!"
"Believe me onna, kissing you is the last thing I wanna do, but-' Natalie cut him off. "What does that mean?! What, I'm not pretty enough for you!?"
Hiei rolled his eyes. "Would you shut up! Let's just get this over with!" Yusuke pushed her forward, and she bumped into him. She jumped back and blushed a little. She looked behind her and saw the other girls urging her forward. She sighed and stepped up to him.
She noticed that a faint blush covered his cheeks. 'Does he like me?' she wondered, casting her eyes downward. 'Oh well, why should I care? I should just get this over with…' She looked up at him, and was greeted with a pair of nervous blood red eyes. She gulped 'Okay, here goes…'
She leaned forward, as did he. She closed her eyes and slowly leaned her head to the side. Their lips were inches apart………
"Hello everybody! The great Koenma has arrived!"
Yusuke, Kurama, Keiko, and Boton slapped him in the head. "You idiot! They were about to kiss!" they screamed, pointing to them.
Hiei sighed, relieved, and backed away. "Thank God! I don't think I have ever been so happy to see that royal baby in my LIFE!!"
Natalie murmured her agreement, and sat back down. Koenma, meanwhile, was all swirley eyed, and was lying on the floor.
"Oops! I guess we hit him a little too hard!" Boton admitted, nudging her boss in side. "Um…
Koenma sir? Are you ok?"
"I'm fine Boton, just promise you will never do that AGAIN! That hurt!" he responded through his blue pacifier. ( a/n: by the way, Koenma is in his teenage form)
"So, I expect you have been watching out for Natalie while you were waiting?"
"For Inari's sake, you're acting like I'm some wild animal that needs to be heavily guarded!" Natalie scowled.
Koenma stood up. "Well, aren't you part water demon?" Natalie snorted. "I neither know, nor care what kind of demon I am as long as I can survive in the Makai"
"You don't know what kind of demon you are?" Yusuke asked her, puzzled.
"No."
"You don't know what kind of demons your parents are?" he continued to question her.
Natalie tensed up. "I never knew my real parents. I was raised by…..someone else."
Hiei looked away, trying to push the visions of Suzaku's goons beating her, out of his head. He wasn't surprised that she didn't wanna tell the others about her past. It had taken a toll on her, and she didn't want to be reminded of it so quickly.
"Well….what kind of demon do you think you are? I mean you got the ears of a water demon, but their red. And you have a devil tail. You're a midge- er…..your short, and quick, like a fire demon. What the hell ARE you?!" Kuwabara screamed, aggravated.
"As I said, I don't know." Natalie reminded him.
"Well, what kind of powers do you have?" Kurama asked politely.
She was about to open her mouth, but Koenma beat her to it. "She specializes in fire. She can manipulate and control it. She can also float in the air for a limit of time. She is incredibly fast, clever, and an expert swords man, I mean woman." he concluded. Natalie nodded.
"Wow, she sounds pretty good! We should spar one time…" Yusuke suggested.
"That would be a waste of my time. I won't be here long anyway. So, Mr. pacifier, where am I suppose to go now?"
Koenma frowned. "That's boss Koenma to you!" Natalie cocked her head to the side. "Boss
Koenma? What the hell is that suppose to mean?"
"Well, you are too young to go to jail. And you have committed WAY to many crimes to be let loose, so you will join Yusuke, Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara as spirit detectives."
Natalie face faulted. "You have gotta be kidding me! I have to work with these idiots?! Kurama seems like a nice enough guy, but those two Ningens are baka's!"
Kurama smiled. 'Notice that she forgets to mention Hiei….'
"Well we don't wanna work with her either! Who ever heard of a girl being a spirit detective?! She'll jus be in our way!" Yusuke said angrily. He received 4 angry glares.
"BAKA!" the girls slapped him.
"Well Natalie, you really don't have a choice in the matter!" Koenma said. "I have decided that you should live with Kurama for a while. While you are with him, he can try to discover what kind of demon you are, and how you will be able to assist the spirit world the best"
Kurama gulped. 'Perfect…I get to live with a convicted killer...how fun!' He thought sarcastically.
"Hn. What ever. Can I leave this temple now? I hate being indoors for this long a period of time." Natalie said, standing up.
"Yes, you can all leave now. Oh, and guys? Keep Natalie out of trouble while she's in the Ningenkai, ok?" Koenma asked them
"Hn. I'm not a little child…" Natalie mumbled irritably.
"Koenma sir? Would you like me to give you a ride back on my oar?" Boton asked him.
Koenma sweat dropped and backed away a little. "No, no, no that's ok! I think I'll take my chances going by my self!" he reasoned. "The LAST time I was took a ride with you we almost flew into a mountain…" he added, under his breath.
WACK!!!
"Royal brat! Fine! Good bye every one! I'll keep you informed on your latest missions!" Boton said be fore hoping on her oar, and flying out the front door.
"Later guys!" Yusuke said as he, Keiko, and Kuwabara also left. Yukina bade them farewell and left the room to go clean her mess of a kitchen.
"Well Natalie, shall we go?" Kurama asked her. "Hn" was her reply as she shoved her hands into her pockets and followed him out.
Kurama rolled his eyes and sighed. This was gonna be a long week.
TBC
