Danielle walked towards the airship, looking at her brother, Vincent.

"So, where is Cid's room?" Danielle smiled, lighting up another cigar.

"Upstairs, allow me to show you..." Cid smiled, taking her hand.

Danielle's smile turned to a sinister grin. "I'd like that..."

On the way to the Highwind, a monster... a Velcher Task, attacked them.

"WHY THE HELL IS A MONSTER ATTACKING US HERE!" Beth screamed, pulling her sword out from behind her back.

"Even better, why is a monster that is indigenous to Rocket town in the area around North Corel?" Vincent sighed, pulling his gun out from under his cloak.

Danielle sat back, leaning against a tree. "Go fight." She pointed at Vincent.

"Pardon?" Vincent glanced at his sister as she pointed at him.

"I'm a necromancer... I control the dead, and you and your 'wife' is dead...so go fight." Danielle smiled as Cid was hit by a poison blow from the monster.

"NO, I am not going to fight for you..." Vincent said.

"Vincent!" Beth hissed, missing as she hit at the monster, "Just fight!"

"I am not going to fight for her..." Vincent said, starting to whine.

"I said... GO FIGHT!" Danielle said, puffing on her cigar.

Vincent gave up and glanced at the monster, who was now about to eat Cid, who was knocked out cold from poison. Vincent sighed and took one shot, hitting the monster between the eyes and killing it instantly.

Danielle ran over to Cid and gave him a potion.

Cid jumped up and glared at Vincent, "Couldn't you have done that before I almost became Monster Chow?"

Vincent shrugged, "Nah..."

Danielle looked around, "Where is Sephiroth?"

An acorn fell out of the tree that Danielle was leaning on, and Beth pointed her sword up.

There was Sephiroth, clinging to a high branch to a tree. Danielle smiled and smirked at him, "Come down here."

Sephiroth lost his grip on the branch he was clinging to and fell quickly out of the tree and landed with a loud thud on his face besides Danielle.

Sephiroth growled and looked at Danielle, "How did you do that?"

"I'm a necromancer, and technically... you are dead." Danielle smirked.

Sephiroth stood up and sighed, knowing that she was right.

They group continued to the Highwind with no other attacks. Danielle screamed as Cid took off and threw the rest of the others to the back of the Highwind. Beth grabbed out for what she normally used during these suicide take offs to steady herself, Vincent, but instead, grabbed Danielle on her leather clad chest.

"Whoa...brother... I didn't know you're wife swung both ways!" Danielle said, looking at Beth's terrified, bright red look on her face.

Vincent glanced at his woman and gave a smirk, "If I had known... I'd be the happiest man in the world right now."

Cid lit up again, "Don't be going Mormon or getting extra wives now."

Danielle turned and looked at Cid, blowing her own smoke in a shape of a dragon towards him "I am his sister..."

Beth added, "Yes, I hope that he isn't into that incest stuff."

Cid began to dance, "Incest is best, put your sister to the test..."

Danielle smacked him, causing him to fly towards the back of the ship. The plane, now without the navigator, turned it's nose up towards the sun as the last thing Cid did was pull the stick up in attempts to regain his footing. It was only a minute that the airship stayed straight up on it's rear rudders. Everyone went flying towards the back, and, subsequently landed on Cid.

The plane froze for a moment and then lurched forward, it's nose aiming towards the ground.

Everyone flew towards the front of the cabin. Danielle was crushed below Vincent, Sephiroth, Beth and half the crew. Cid held onto a metal bar that was suspended above the cockpit. He held on until he saw his small sticks of cancer-causing goodness...also known as his Llama brand cigarettes... go flying out of his hat where the pack always lived and took the path that gravity requested of them.

"MY CIGARETTES!!!!" Cid yelled, doing a Matrix style jump as he dove for the scattering cigarettes. He raced to pick up his babies as the airship continued its earthward plunge.

"CID!!!!!!!!!!" Beth cried, her cry muffled by the arm of one Vincent Valentine. She was painfully pressed against the glass of the airships main window, and also one Danielle Valentine... who wasn't happy about it. Beth then cried in pain as her rear end was set aflame by a cigar from Danielle. Beth tried her best to move, but with the momentum... she couldn't.

"CID HIGHWIND!" Danielle cried, completely muffled, then she sighed, "I never thought smoking would kill me in this way!"

Cid managed to scoop up several of his precious smokes and then realized that they were doomed if he didn't do something soon. He heroically grabbed the steering stick and pulled it up, just as the airship was about to splash into the ocean. There was a wave that erupted on either side as the huge airship slid on the top of the water. Everyone sat still for a moment and looked around before Danielle screamed and pushed all of them to the rear of the ship, save for Cid, who was trying to pull the ship up so they wouldn't run into another problem... the fast approaching mainland. It took a few moments more before Beth realized that her butt was still on fire, then did a dance around the cockpit trying to put the flames out.

"Cid, pull this up!" Danielle said.

"Listen, if I do too fast, the tail will get waterlogged and we will crash..." Cid said, lighting a cigarette with one hand.

"And if you don't, we are going to crash anyways..." Danielle said, grabbing the cigarette from Cid's mouth. "And if you don't mind, we have almost died once today because of your smoking habit..."

Beth was currently dragging her butt on the carpet to quench the flames, which worked. She sighed and sat for a moment before standing up and bending over to remove the splinters from her rear.

Sephiroth was laying on top of Vincent, both out cold.

Danielle glanced at her brother and Beth's brother. "Beth, do you happen to have a camera on you?"

Beth plucked a splinter from her butt and then handed Danielle a instant develop camera and Danielle took a picture of the two out cold siblings in quite a compromising position. The click of the shutter alerted both males to their predicament. Sephiroth, the male on top, was thrown unceremoniously towards his cage, making an impressive indentation in the bars as he was stopped suddenly by the unforgiving metal. Vincent stood up and looked at his sister and wife, the two roaring with laughter.

"LANDING!" Cid yelled as the airship crash landed next to Bone Village, where the others had been left. Everyone lurched to the side as the ship cried in pain and stopped after skidding for a few feet.

"Thanks for the warning." Danielle said, trying to figure out how someone who drove like that ever made Captain...

Sephiroth's cage was locked and he was returned to the Chocobo room... where several sick Chocobos lay trying to recuperate from the days flying snafu.

"HEY!" Sephiroth screamed, "It smells like bird poop in here..."

"It's going to smell a lot worse soon..." Beth said, making sure Sephiroth's cage was locked. "That chocobo in the corner isn't a green one..."

"Then why is it green?" Sephiroth asked as the bird leaned over to his cage and covered him in a marvelous and impressive shower of green bird vomit.

"EWWW!" Danielle said as the others shut the door.

"All ashore who's going ashore!" Cid yelled as the hatch was opened so the others and himself could disembark.

"GET ME OFF THIS THING!" Danielle cried, running off the ship and into...Cloud.

"AH!" Cloud yelled, "MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He drew his sword.

"Impressive..." Danielle said, "But not impressive enough." She took a stance and drew out her sword... and raised three skeletons.

OH NO! Cloud and Danielle are going to fight? Say it isn't so! I will try to post the next chapter soon... otherwise my significant other may not be too fond of me... (gets mad when I don't post on this among other stories)

So...stay tuned.