Yuffie's gonna get it!
In this, hopefully, long chapter, we discover more about Danielle and Vincent... more about Danielle and Cid, and more about Danielle and Beth. (See a pattern here?)
"Sounds like my kind of girl!" Danielle sneered, talking of Yuffie, sitting on Sephiroth's lap, constantly sipping her whiskey and coke.
"She's always been doing that...stealing our materia" Cid said.
"Where is MY materia?" Danielle said, reaching into her Gold Rune bracelet than hung on her right arm. "She took that too?"
She stood up, "Sephiroth, come... nobody takes my shit and lives to tell the tale."
Barret's eyes crossed, "Why does it suddenly smell like Cloud's room in here?"
Tifa laughed, "You mean splooge? Yeah, it does smell like that..."
Sephiroth turned a deep shade of red.
Danielle blushed, "Go clean up Sephiroth, I'm sorry, I forgot that the dead take things seriously."
Sephiroth's face was brilliant red, "Quite... alright." he whispered, looking down, "May I be excused to go to my cage now?"
Danielle nodded, then took off towards where Yuffie had run.
Cid sighed and picked up a few pieces of materia, "Well, all mine is here..." He said, replacing the small orbs.
Danielle chased Yuffie to the large eating room on the north end of the ship before catching up with her. "Give it back"
"I have nothing" Yuffie sneered, trying to find a way to escape.
Danielle's eyes began to glow, and Yuffie knew what was happening, this weird ass woman had hit her limit break.
Danielle's wings flapped and she became airborne. Yuffie couldn't escape, Danielle was blocking her only escape route.
Danielle released her Ultimate attack, called 'Hell's Fury,' just as Cloud, now getting over the earlier attack, came walking into the room in his search to find something to eat.
A hole in the floor opened and several large demons came out and looked at Danielle, who instructed them, "Go beat the tar out of her... and him too."
Cloud's eyes widened as he saw four large goat-demon things rush towards him and proceed to make him resemble something one would find on the bottom of one's shoe.
Yuffie dropped all of Danielle's materia, and while the demons were pommeling Cloud to oblivion, she managed to make her escape.
By this time Danielle had realized that she was beating Cloud.
"Hmm... Hey Guys..." She said, as she fell silently to the ground and leaned against the door.
The four demons looked up at her, one hand his fist pulled back, ready to harm the man.
"Call it a day,"
The one demon punched Cloud's face one last time and sighed as they all jumped back into the opened gate.
When the last one was gone, Danielle walked over to Cloud and shook her head, "I NEED A LIFE2 IN HERE!"
Barret came in and stared at the remainder of what was once suppose to be Cloud, "Damn, what happened?"
"Yuffie pushed me to my Ultimate attack... nobody takes my materia." Danielle said, calmly pushing her materia back into her Gold Rune Bracelet and smoothing her wing feathers. "Cloud just got in the way..."
"What was all that noise up here?" Beth hissed, climbing the stairs from the chambers.
"Danielle... and her limit break." Cid said, walking into the room and looking down at Cloud, who closely resembled a piece of old chewed gum someone threw on a sidewalk.
"Note to self, Vincent... don't piss your sister off..." Beth said, looking as Vincent climbed the stairs, adjusting his headband.
"Isn't a note to self intended for..." Tifa said, shaking her head, "Nevermind."
"Cid, where are we going today? Can we have some FUN?" Danielle said, looking as Barret cast Life2 and Cid cast Cure3 on the smudge on the carpet.
"You know, I'm not sure..." Cid said, "What do you think Nanaki?"
Nanaki had just come from the bathroom, where he must have washed his very hair, which was now very damp. "I don't know..."
Barret spoke up next, "I say let's go find and pester some Turk-scum..."
Nods all around.
"Okay, off to Neo-Midgar then." Cid said, walking into the cabin by himself.
What only seemed like Nano-seconds later, the entirety of the occupants of the entire Highwind were, helped immensely by momentum, thrown to the back wall of the rooms they inhabited.
The Highwind made its typical crash landing close to Neo-Midgar, sending all the inhabitants, now all healthy and in the flight control room, flying helter-skelter.
Vincent picked himself up off the floor in his typical silent huff. Yuffie had come face to face with Sephiroth, and Barret had accidently shoved his gun arm through Sephiroth's rear end, causing him much, much pain.
Cid had held onto the controls, as usual.
Cloud, now all better, lay, dangling on a rafter, looking down at everyone.
Nanaki was shaken, his tail catching Vincent's cape on fire.
Kukarui, just having joined the group, landing in a fashion that causes this story to be rated 'R,' her face planted against her mate's...nether region.
Danielle was thrown back onto the floor, and Beth, shocked and confused, lay on top of her.
Cait Sith, at some point joining the group, was knocked out cold, sprawled upon the learning piolet.
"Hey bro, your wife is still trying to get in my pants!" Danielle laughed, light hearted about Beth's perdicament.
"I am not!" came Beth's muffled response, because her face was implanted between Danielle's breasts.
"Sounds to me like you are..." Vincent said, sniffing the air. "Who's roasting something for dinner?"
"Uh, you are on fire again, Vincent..." Nanaki said, hiding his tail, "I don't know how that happened at all!"
"Uh huh...sure." Vincent shot him a look before stomping out the flaming cape.
Danielle pushed Beth off of her with such a force, it sent Beth flying across the room and into her husband.
Both Beth and Vincent fell onto Nanaki.
It took only a few moments before Beth jumped up screaming, her butt scorched by the flaming tail of one Nanaki. She danced wildly around screaming. "MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING! MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING!"
Vincent cast Ice on himself to cool the engulfed fabric of his cape and sighed.
Cid scowled, "You guys are always pestering me about 'crash' landing, learn to take a good hard landing like a man!"
Danielle rubbed her head, "But I am a woman... and I prefer it that way."
Beth agreed, "Yeah!"
The group exited the Highwind, intent on one thing, just causing trouble.
"Danielle, Vincent, Cid, Beth, Nanaki, Kukarui and Sephiroth, you guys go that way... Tifa, me, Barret, Cait, and Yuffie will go this way..." Cloud said.
"Okay... hey, why does he always tell us where the fuck to go?" Danielle said, lighting up her cigar with Nananki's tail. Cid laughed at this.
"I do this all the time." Cid said, taking Nanaki's tail and lighting his own smoke.
Nanaki sighed, "What am I, just a furry lighter?"
"Yeah."
"Yes,"
"Uh-huh!"
"Sure."
Nanaki sighed, "Are we going to go look for the Turks or are we just going to sit here and talk about the many uses of my tail?"
Kukarui snickered, "I know another use... that these humans couldn't think of..." She smiled as she followed the group.
Vincent looked around, "Well?"
Danielle sneered, "What's the matter Vincent? All those years as a Turk and you don't remember where to find them?"
Vincent grumbled.
Beth thought, "Bar."
Danielle laughed, "Where you a Turk too?"
Beth nodded, "Yes."
Danielle shook her head and followed Beth, who now was unoffically in the group's leader, as she walked to the nearest bar.
"HEY RENO!" Beth yelled at the top of her lungs. The redheaded, drunken Turk looked up at her with little interest.
"I think he just said 'fuck off' in his normal Reno-type way." Vincent said.
Beth growled. "COME ON RENO! We wanna fight you!"
Reno stood up and shook his head, "No way, you guys are going to beat the living fuck out of me, and personally, I do not wish to be so harmed, I've got plans later..."
Vincent sneered, "What sort of plans?"
Reno smiled, and turned his back, "Ones that do not involve using a Cure3 to save my severely beaten ass... sorry guys." Reno turned, returning to his drunken stupor.
"We wouldn't want to beat a drunk man anyways, where is the sport in that?" Beth said, turning her group out of the bar.
"Yeah... that wouldn't be any fun..." Danielle said.
As the group continued on to find some other poor soul to beat up on. Just as they were growing impatient in finding anything to beat, a monster attacked them, not just any old monster, a Midgar Zolom.
"WHAT IS THAT?" Danielle screeched.
"Looks like a Midgar Zolom, but what is it doing here?" Vincent said.
"Ask the authoress..." Cid mumbled, grabbing his spear.
Beth shrugged her shoulders and mumbled, "I can't help it if I lost my Final Fantasy VII Guide for a moment... my room is a mess..."
Danielle glanced at the two of them, "Pardon?"
Beth shook her head, "Nevermind."
Danielle took her sword out and took an Auron (Final Fantasy X)- type stance.
Beth and Sephiroth both pulled out their swords, and Beth, unbeknownst to Sephiroth, removed her pendant.
Nanaki growled and took a stance as well, Kukarui behind him.
The Zolom looked at all of them and sighed, "Why do I even bother getting out of bed?" He asked quietly before striking Beth with his Bite attack.
Sephiroth thought it was funny, until he grabbed his arm in pain. "DAMN IT!" He glared at Beth, who was laughing. Sephiroth grumbled and ripped off his pendant as well.
Danielle look quizzically at each of the twins. "What are they..." Danielle said.
Vincent shook his head, "I have no idea..."
Danielle smirked, "Go fight!"
Without another movement, all three of the 'dead' ones, Beth, Vincent and Sephiroth, walked foreward and started chopping at the Zolom.
Soon, the monster was toasted, and the group stood around.
"That was easy..." Danielle said.
"Yeah? Because you don't fight on your own..." a voice behind her said.
Danielle's eyes widened a she turned around to see another Turk, a female. "Who are you?"
"My name is Elena of the Turks, and I saw you fight, weakling... and I have a proposition for you..."
Danielle was all ears. "Explain..."
"You and me, one on one and no raising the dead..." Elena smirked.
"And if I win?" Danielle said, as the others backed away.
"You get my keycard to the 70th floor of the Neo-Shin-ra Towers... to meet with Rufus, if you'd like..." Elena smirked.
"Wow, she must be cocky tonight." Nanaki whispered to Beth. Beth in turn nodded, as did Vincent and Sephiroth. Beth replaced her pendant in an attempt to show her brother that she meant no harm. Sephiroth did the same.
"What are you? Nuts?" Danielle said, "And if, by some strange chance, you win?"
"Avalanche will leave us alone forever." Elena said.
Danielle thought about it. "Guys is it worth it?"
Nananki thought for a moment. "HUDDLE!"
Inside the huddle, the group talked it over. "You know, if you DO loose..." Vincent began.
Danielle elbowed him hard.
"Not that you will..." Vincent continued.
"Like I asked... is it worth it?" Danielle said, "A 70th floor keycard?"
"Let me use a lifeline..." Vincent said, pulling out his PHS and dialing.
"He'd like to phone a friend..." Beth said.
(And YES! I am working on the next chapter already!)
