Vincent's phone rang once...twice...

Cloud answered "Hello?"

Vincent's face was dark and without emotion, "Cloud... it's Vincent."

Cloud's voice sounded light and normal, "Yeah, Vince, what's up?"

Vincent growled, "Cloud, don't call me Vince... my name is Vincent."

Cloud laughed, "Okay, Vinnie, what do you need?"

Vincent took a breath and grumbled lowly, "Cloud, is it worth it for Danielle to have a fight with Elena uno a uno?"

"What is 'uno a uno'?" Cloud sounded clueless.

Tifa was heard explaining it to him, "It means one on one..."

Cloud was hesitant, "What's in it for us?"

Vincent glanced at Elena, who was standing just a few feet away, resting her hand on her hip. "Cloud, if we beat Elena, we get a level 70 card key."

Tifa was heard talking on the other end of the line, "And if she was to lose?" Cloud said.

"AVALANCHE leaves the Turks and Shin-Ra alone." Vincent said.

" 'ike sh't 'at'll happen!" Barret was heard on the other end of the phone. "Wit' o' without dar damned permission, we be botherin' dem!"

Cloud laughed at Barret's reasoning. "Yeah, that's right Barret, like it or not, we will be bothering them."

Cid heard that and shook his head. Vincent sighed, "I take it that means you guys like that idea then?"

The other end of the phone was eerily silent.

"Cloud?"

"Uh?"

"You want us to fight Elena?"

"Up to Danielle, really, I have no real say in it, let her if she wants to." Cloud said, hanging the phone up.

Vincent stared at the phone and sighed, "I think he said yes."

Cid light up a smoke and inhaled, "I thin' she should kick some Turks arse!"

Elena stood there, "I'm still waiting damn it!"

Danielle asked the other fighters, "All I need is a Cure materia and a Time... if anyone has those."

That sent the others scrambling for their materia's.

Beth found a Time materia, "It's mastered, so be sure to be careful with it..."

Danielle smirked, "Nah, I was going to use it for a ping pong ball... OF COURSE I AM GOING TO BE CAREFUL WITH IT!" She screamed, causing Beth to fall over.

Vincent handed Danielle a Cure materia, "It's got the Cure3 as well, so go ahead and use it if needed, but be careful, its' got only a few charges."

Again Danielle smirked, "Of course big...er... little brother."

Vincent's face turned bright red. "Thank you..."

Elena was leaning against the wall, filing a nail. "Are you done yet?"

Danielle put the two materia in her bangle and nodded, "I just hope you are ready for me!"

Elena stood up and dusted off her suit jacket.

Danielle stood and grumbled, "Get ready for me!"

The others took off, a safe distance away, but not too far away that they couldn't watch the fun.

Elena started off the fight, casting Confuse on Danielle. It didn't work. Lucky for Danielle, she jumped out of the way just in time.

Danielle cast Haste to make her moves faster.

Elena grumbled and cast Fire2 on Danielle.

Danielle grumbled, and cast Regen to keep her health up. She then was able to cast another attack almost instantly.

"That is not FAIR!" Elena cried loudly,

"It is fair, I used a materia!" Danielle said, setting up to use her 'Flame Wheel' attack.

That attack hit Elena right in the chest, knocking her back.

Elena then used Cure2 on herself.

"Come on woman!" Danielle taunted, "Don't be as weak as you were in the game, put up some resemblance of a fight, will you?"

Elena growled and stood taller.

"Good, good." Danielle said, letting Elena have an attack.

Elena cast Barrier on herself.

Danielle smirked, and cast Slow on Elena.

Elena growled, and made it a note to cast Haste on herself the next round she got.

Danielle hit Elena with an uncustomary Ice3.

"Y...y...y...y...you...b...b...b..b...b...b...b...b...bitch!" Elena said, trying to wipe the thick frost off of her forehead. She then cast Haste on herself.

Danielle cast the enemy skill 'Trine' on Elena. Elena gasped and fell to her knees.

"Have enough Elena?" Danielle smirked happily.

Elena used the Cure3 and stood up, "Never..."

"Persistent bitch aren't you?" Danielle hissed, missing her chance to cast a magic materia at her opponent.

Elena cast another attack, Bolt2. Danielle's hair stood on end, "Shocking!"

Danielle then smiled, causing the others around her that were watching to shudder, she had hit her limit break and it wasn't going to be pretty.

Now, Danielle remembered about the 'no necromancy' rule that Elena had, so she sorted through her limit breaks for some of the attacks that had nothing to do with Death.

Elena stood there, laughing at her, "Have enough?"

Danielle smirked, "Yeah...right," Danielle went into the attack called 'Somebody Fucks with the Wings.' She went into Beserk and attacked Elena.

Elena curled up in a ball. "Call her off! Call her off!"

"Elena, you are weak." A voice on the roof behind her called.

Danielle stood up and smiled. "Enough?"

Reno walked down the stairs and stood in front of the weak and pained Elena, "I say that she has had enough... leave her alone."

Danielle smiled at the Redheaded Turk. "And who are you?" She had forgotten all about her limit break.

Beth came rushing in and stood between Danielle and Reno, a dangerous place to be. Beth spoke, "Danielle, this is Ren of the Turks..."

Danielle smiled, "And why are you standing there? Shouldn't you be here with me?"

Beth nodded, "Sure, we fight playing all the time, we never really HURT him... I wouldn't allow such a thing."

Danielle thought, "What about Elena?"

Beth smiled, "I don't care about that weak Bitch... she could die for all I care, besides she isn't cut out to be a Turk."

Reno smiled, "Call it a night and I'll take you to the Junon Junction All-you-care-to-eat buffet."

Beth smiled, "Vincent, Call Cloud and the others... tell him Reno is taking us out!"

Danielle walked over and looked at Elena. "So..."

Elena looked up at her. Danielle pulled her foot back and gave her a swift kick in the stomach, causing her to groan. "Let's go eat..."

Barret was on his fifth plate of chicken legs.

Yuffie was picking at a salad.

Cloud was eating his fourth slice of triple chocolate fudge cake. Tifa was eating a salad and shaking her head at Cloud, "Don't you eat any real food?"

Cid was arguing with the manager about not being able to smoke while getting his food.

Danielle was sitting with Beth and Vincent. Danielle was eating some wonton soup. Beth was eating some taco salad, and Vincent was sipping coffee.

"I don't believe that the dead actually eat" Danielle said.

"Hey, I am undead...not dead." Beth said, adding another glob of sour cream on her taco salad.

Yuffie and Tseng, who had joined the group for dinner, were arguing about something in Wutanese, Reno was drinking coffee, trying to curb his latest hangover.

Sephiroth growled, "HEY! I want something to eat!"

Cid finally gave up arguing with the manager and sat down beside Danielle. On his plate he had a huge hunk of red, raw meat. Beth curled up her nose, "Cid, how can you eat that?"

Cid smirked, "Easily, like this..."

Barret went up for another plate of food, this time towering about ten sweet potatoes, with butter and sugar.

Yuffie and Tseng were still arguing, eating their stir fry as fast as they could with chopsticks.

Cloud was making himself sick.

Sephiroth was pestering Reno for something to eat. Reno threw him a chicken leg bone, much to the dismay of Barret.

"Hey! Damned Turk! I was savin' those ta count after I got done eatin' them!" Barret hissed, his mouth full of chicken.

"So add one when you are adding them up." Reno said.

Sephiroth grumbled and snarled at passers by as he licked the naked bone. (Sounds oddly yaoi...doesn't it?)

Danielle went to get some red jello, and on her way back, Sephiroth tripped her. She fell face first into her plate, sending red jello flying everywhere.

Sephiroth laughed and reached out to eat some of the jello. Danielle stood up and glared around, "Who did that?"

Danielle looked around for someone to throw her red jello at. She spied Cloud, eating some green jello, and as everyone knows, Red jello is an enemy to Green jello.

SPLAT Red jello oozed down Cloud's temple. He glared around at the party to find out who was eating red jello.

The redheaded Turk was minding his own business when he had a large glob of mash potatoes flung at him, ending up in his hair.

Reno stood up and looked around. He saw that Cid was eating mashed potatoes. So he grabbed his blueberry cobbler and pulled the back of Cid's shirt and threw the glob down, then he replaced the shirt.

Danielle stood up and yelled, "FOOD FIGHT!"

The entire party scrambled for different things to throw.

Yuffie threw her hot soup in Tseng's lap. Reno threw mustard at Cloud, and it landed in his hair. Beth threw a plate of spaghetti sauce at Tifa, and Tifa threw the rest of Cloud's chocolate cake at Vincent.

Soon enough, the whole room was full of flying foods of all sorts.

Barret sat in the middle of the group, eating more and more of his chicken wings. He didn't seem to notice the others around him, except for every once in a while, when he would duck this or that.

Sephiroth sat in his cage, trying to eat whatever little blob of food that fell within reach. He stopped for a moment, "Is this the way that a former God figure is treated in this day and age?"

Beth stopped for a moment, "A self-proclaimed God, but not a really God." She picked up a pizza from the buffet and plastered it in Sephiroth's face.

Tifa was one of the first to reach the buffet, and she scooped up some macaroni and cheese and threw it towards Reno, who dodged, and it flew towards Barret, who dodged, without leaving his plate of chicken wings.

Danielle threw some pudding at Yuffie. Tseng threw a wad of ice cream down Cloud's shirt, and Cloud in turn howled.

Tseng picked up some chicken wings, and threw them towards Cloud. Barret grabbed them and set them on his plate.

In the chaos, Sephiroth trying to eat and Barret avoiding the food fight, someone found a banana cream pie.

That someone was Danielle.

She walked up behind Vincent, who was trying to ward of the onslaught of attacks of either chicken noodle soup or salad or something else and plastered his face with the pie.

Everyone grew silent and laughed at the sight. The manager came out and was more than pissed at the state of his resturant.

The man started to say something, but was caught by the two Turks and several AVALANCHE members.

"Uh...how was your meal?" the manager said happily, yet really terrified.

Cloud wiped a bit of chocolate pudding from his brow and tasted it. "Good."

The manager was left standing in a mess.

Reno and Tseng left for the Shin-Ra mansion, but not before giving the AVALANCHE group the cardkey that Elena had promised.

After the Turks disembarked, the group was left standing in the streets of Neo-Midgar, covered in all sorts of good things. Nanaki was dragging Sephiorth's cage behind him.

"That was fun..." Danielle smiled, grabbing for Cid's hand, but grabbing Beth's.

Beth pulled away in a huff, to walk on the other side of Vincent, where she felt safer from Danielle.

"Yes that was..." Cloud said, as they walked towards the Highwind. "Hey..." He stopped, "Has anyone seen Barret?"

Barret sat in the Junon Junction Buffet, still eating chicken wings, counting the bones of the ones he had eaten. "One thousand four hundred and seventy four... one thousand four hundred and seventy five..."

(This chapter was done as a request to my most promenade reviewer, and I did finish it in less than 24 hours, which is something for me. I hope that you like it, because it came to me in the middle of the night, I had a dream of Vincent throwing a cream pie at Cloud.

I am starting on the next chapter soon...)