We last left the three ring circus as Cloud was about to have his casts removed from Dr. Danielle and Nurse Beth.
Beth ran quickly out of the room and retrieved the dullest saw she could find.
Tifa's eyes grew wide, and she ran out of the room, afraid of what was to come, she made an excuse like, 'she was going to see how Yuffie was.'
Seconds after Tifa left the Cockpit room, screams erupted from the room, echoing in all parts of the ship.
Vincent ducked behind his cloak.
Barret winced in pain as Cloud screamed.
Beth and Danielle, even Sephiroth laughed evilly.
Cid just calmly flew the plane.
Blood soon began to splatter everywhere, all over Beth's nurses uniform and Danielle's doctor's outfit, all over the floor.
Cid got a face full of blood, but just kept on driving and smoking.
Vincent groaned as blood covered the walls in a spray pattern, "It'll take me forever to get this blood out of my cloak!"
Barret saw blood and passed out.
Beth and Danielle were now dripping in blood, Cloud's, and laughing. The poor boy in the chair now looked like something from the local deli, sliced up paper thin.
Cloud moaned softly, "I doubt that woman's ever been to medical school..."
Tifa came back in to witness a horrid sight, "Gods, it looks like an episode of CSI around here!"
Beth and Danielle were scrubbing up from 'surgery'. Danielle smiled, "For Post-op, I need four units of Clorophrom and Dioxide Hydrocloricside!"
Tifa was confused, "Pardon?"
"I don't know what I just said, but it sounded cool..." Danielle said.
"Guys, it's horrible in here..." Tifa said. "Look at the blood..."
Beth looked around, "Oh Tifa, I just LOVE what you've done with the place, it's so homey... you must tell me who is your designer..."
Tifa was far from amused, "We are going to be in Neo-Midgar any minute now, so FIX. HIM. OR. ELSE." She stormed out of the room.
"Damn, even I am afraid of her when she is in THAT mood." Danielle said, wiping blood from her shirt.
"Tell me about it." Beth sighed, casting FullCure on Cloud.
"Guess I better get to cleaning then..." Danielle said, pointing at Beth, Vincent and Sephiroth, "I want this place sooooo clean that you can eat off of it. And DON'T FORGET TO BLEACH!" With that, Danielle whispered in Cid's ear and walked off to his room. Cid landed the plane in a huff and ran back to his room, after Danielle.
Beth was dressed like a old frumpy maid, scrubbing some Cloud blood off of the giant window with a squeegee, Vincent was dressed in a french maid's outfit, scrubbing the seats at the control panel, and Sephiroth, dressed, for some reason, like an elephant fairy (weird imagery, right?) was mopping the floor.
Danielle walked out of Cid's room and smiled, then frowned, "Hey Sephiroth..."
Sephiroth was dancing with the mop, singing 'It's raining men,' he stopped and blushed, looking at Danielle and Cid. "Hi."
"Sephiroth, why, might I ask, are you wearing an elephant costume and then a fairy costume on top of it?" Danielle said.
"There are TWO costumes here?" Sephiroth said, turning around and looking at the fairy's wings over his shoulder.
Danielle smacked herself on the head and sighed.
"Besides, Beth and Vincent got all the good costumes, there were no maid costumes left!" Sephiroth said, "So I grabbed the next one I saw."
Cid looked over at Vincent and had to cover his face to keep from laughing.
Vincent glared at him, "What?"
Cid shook his head, "Nothing... nothing at all..."
Beth looked up from her window washing, "Vincent, your garter is showing."
Vincent turned around, showing his frilly underpants and hairy legs, "What?" He bent over and showed the small little garter on his pale, pale leg.
"That is so very wrong." Danielle said, shaking her head sadly.
"What do you mean it's wrong?" Beth said, "I think it's cute..."
"Oddly..." Danielle said.
Beth and Vincent had cleaned up the room, with Sephiroth's help, and now Beth and Vincent sat in the cockpit, as the crew approached the lair of Rufus Shin-Ra. For some odd reason, Sephiroth was still wearing his Elephant Fairy outfit.
Danielle laughed at him, "Why are you still wearing that ridiculous outfit?"
Sephiroth, sitting in his cage, shrugged, "I like it, it's comfy!"
Cid leaned over to Danielle and smiled, "I told you I was better than some fruit!"
"HEY I heard that, so either shut up or I'll throw my sparkly fairy star wand at you!" Sephiroth waved the girlie pink wand at Cid, threateningly.
"Oh, I'm sooooo scared..." Cid laughed.
Clank!
The small wand flew and hit Cid in the back of the skull, he sighed and made the plane turn sharply, making Sephiroth fly to the side of his cage, eating the bars.
"I..." Sephiroth spit out a tooth, "Hate..." He spit out two other teeth, "you!"
Danielle smiled, "I think you just are jealous, now... shut up!"
Sephiroth shut up, well, not really wanting too, but being forced to. "..." He jumped up and down, clearly irrate about the sudden loss of his voice.
"This is the Shin-Ra tower." Cid said, after landing the airship in his traditional way, of almost crashing.
"Wow... it's so big... well, not as big as..." Danielle said.
"SHALL WE BE MOVING ON NOW?" Beth said, huffing right by Danielle and Cid. Cloud, Vincent, Barret and Tifa followed suit.
"Are you sure it was a good idea to leave Yuffie with Sephiroth?" Cloud asked.
"Yeah, sure, besides, I made sure that Sephiroth won't be lonely." Danielle said.
Flash to Sephiroth
"Hey, where did everyone go?" Sephiroth said, waking up from his nap.
"Hmpth! HMMM!"
Sephiroth turned around and smiled, "Hello..."
Yuffie was secured by the wrists and had duct tape over her mouth. "HMMM!"
Sephiroth got a big grin on his face.
Back to the group
"How did you make sure Sephiroth wouldn't be lonely? He's a dead ex-mass murderer that killed half of the world's population." Beth said.
"I just gave him a toy." Danielle smiled.
"What kind of toy?" Cloud asked.
"Yuffie..." Danielle whispered.
"Shall we continue on?" Cid said, opening the front door to the Shin-Ra tower.
"Yes," Barret said, still wondering what Sephiroth was going to do with Yuffie.
flash
"Oh Yuffie, I love what you've done with your hair... thank you for coming to my tea party..."
Sephiroth smiled as he poured her pretend tea.
"Hmmm! HMMM!"
back to group
The group made their way up to the top floor of the Shin-Ra tower.
"Hey, guys, where would Rufus be?" Cloud asked.
A muffled voice came from the small glass elevator. "I'm here with you idiots on the elevator..."
Cloud continued, "I haven't been to the new tower."
"Can't...breathe..." Rufus gasped for air.
Up on the top floor, everyone pilled out, and Danielle pulled a flat as a pancake Rufus out of the bottom of the elevator. "Hello, who are you?"
"MY NAME IS RUFUS SHINRA!" He screamed.
"Well, if you are going to be rude, I am not going to be so nice to you then!" Danielle threw him under a door and walked off to follow the rest of the group.
Rufus managed to puff himself back to his normal size just as he realized where he was... a meeting he was trying to skip. He sighed and grumbled, "DAMN AVALANCHE!"
Danielle caught up with the others and Cloud asked her, "Did you hear something in the elevator?"
Danielle shook her head, "No, nothing at all."
Cid smirked and then pointed the way, "Rufus' office is over this way!"
