Lemme just get to the root of this ONE-SHOT. I was walking home on Thursday, March 10 and I noticed the trees were blooming with cherry blossoms. Of course I was constantly day-dreaming about a someone - and I got an idea. Carly-chan, you're gonna love this one! It's a Mir/San.

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, nor do I question Takahashi Rumiko's ownership of it. Now that everything's settled, on with the story!

Under the Sakura tree.

Sango sat with Kagome, enjoying the spring. The two girls were sitting under a tree of sakura. Shippo played with Kilala in the field.

"Sango," Kagome said.

"Yes Kagome?" Sango said, turning her attention to the miko.

"What do you think of Miroku?"

"What! That was from out of no where! Why do you ask!" Sango

Kagome pointed behind her to a bush. "Well, because he and Inuyasha are over there."

"Well," Sango said, almost yelling so that the monk could hear. "I think he's a perverted lech!" Sango turned around and looked at the bush. "Get out here, both of you!"

The dim witted duo came out of their hiding place. Inuyasha looked mad and Miroku had a big sweat drop down the side of his head (you know how it is).

"What were you doing in the bushes!" Sango said, irritated. She stood up.

"Really, Sango, there's no need to be rash!" Miroku said nervously. "I was merely making sure you two were okay, considering all the types of demons we've be facing, I wouldn't want anything to happen! And Inuyasha likes to spy so-"

"What are you talking about!" Inuyasha yelled. "You were the one who was snooping! I was the one who was trying to stop you from being such a pervert! Idiot!"

"Inuyasha, sit." Kagome said, sounding irritated herself.

"AH!" The hanyou stood up. "What was that for!" He yelped out!

Kagome got up. "Let's go, Inuyasha."

Inuyasha crossed his arms. "And what if I don't want to?"

Kagome took hold of one of the dog-ears and pulled the hanyou with her as she walked.

"OW! LET GO OF MY EAR!" Inuyasha whaled.

"Ah quit being such a baby." Kagome said.

Miroku watched the miko and the hanyou leave, and then sat down beside Sango, who still stood.

"You can sit with me. I won't bite." Miroku said, calmly watching Kilala and Shippo play in the field.

"Ya but you will grope." Sango said dryly, sitting more than a metre away from the monk.

Miroku chuckled. "I can't help it. My hand is possessed by a demon, remember, the red and white priestesses?"

"Yeah but it's not the hand that's possessed, it's your brain. And it's not a demon either." She said, as if the monk's presence was torturing her.

There was quiet.

'He's being too quiet, I can feel a-' Sango's thoughts were cut off by a hand on her backside.

"Gah!" Sango cried. SMACK! There was a huge slap sound and Miroku's face was red.

"S-sorry." He said, like he always did, while Sango growled.

The taijiya stood up and started to walk away.

Miroku sighed.

Sango, who was walking away, started to giggle, like she would sometimes do when she was alone after the monk groped her. But this time, it went from a giggle to a loud laughing, that Miroku heard.

"What's so funny?" Miroku had snuck up beside her.

Sango blushed.

"You don't have to say anything, Sango." Miroku stopped walking and took Sango's hands into his.

(You all have to know what happens next in this picture. -.-)

"Sango," Miroku said. "Will you bare my children?"

SLAP!

And that's where this story ends. LOL. Anyways R&R and for the last time this is a one-shot. Ja ne!