The Amazing and Epic Saga Entitled Lina Inverse Versus the Gigantic Robotic Ninja

One day Lina was walking down the street. She was minding her own business. She said to herself, "Hey, I think I'll stop by that new resturant and eat them out of house and home!"

But when she reached that new resturant to eat them out of house and home, something terrible happened! The windows suddenly exploded and the building collapsed, revealing the agent of distruction to be none other then the Gigantic Robotic Ninja.

"Lina Inverse," it said in its mechanical voice, "I was created in the future and have been programed to kill you."

"I will not let you get away with destorying the new resturant that I was going to eat out of house and home!" Lina exclaimed. Lina casted a dragon slave at the Gigantic Robotic Ninja.

The Gigantic Robotic Ninja was able to dodge it using its ninja abilities. It then fired three rockets from its robotic arm. "Hahaha! I have won!"

"Not so fast!" shouted Lina. She barely dodged the missles though the last one hit Sylphiel who had been just passing through the town minding her own business. "Oh, now you have really done it! I am very mad now! You will pay!"

But as the Gigantic Robotic Ninja was a robot, it felt no fear.


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