Really Stupid Moments

Inflatable ham- how is all you peeps on this ... great.... day?

Obnoxious guy- and just what's so great about it?

Inflatable ham- the fact that I have come up with another stupid adventure/moments for Inu-yasha and company!! Which I don't own!

Obnoxious guy- you bet it's stupid...

Inflatable ham-(death glares obnoxious guy) WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY?

Obnoxious guy- uh... uh... No-nothing important!! Heh heh heh!!

Inflatable ham- as always...I hope these simple little stupid stories amuse you!! In some... random ...way...

Obnoxious guy- you bet it's random...

Inflatable ham- you bet it is!!! And it's all by me!! Inflatable h—(Techno music in background) what the...

Obnoxious guy- Hey! This is a good song! (Starts doing the robot, then begins to do a desperate attempt of the worm... which ends up looking like he's having a seizure on the ground)

Inflatable ham- ...stupid theme song... obnoxious guy, don't do that....it's just... wrong... Ew... Any who... have fun reading the story! Hey... did you know I'm in china right now?

Obnoxious guy- How did we get here?

Inflatable ham- glad you asked...

Inuyasha and Kagome are strolling down some Japanese markets when Inuyasha spots something of his interest... naturally... Ramen...

Inuyasha- is... That... RAMEN?? (Starts running toward ramen, tears open cups and eats the dry ramen) PSHHHEWWW!! GROSS. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS RAMEN??

Kagome- -.-U It's not cooked yet... you're supposed to cook it first...

Inuyasha- What means this "cook"?

Kagome- -.-UU let's just keep going...

Inuyasha- (walks over to magazine stand and picks up a playboy magazine, flips open and starts to drool)

Kagome- WHAT IS THAT?? O.o

Inuyasha- hey... why can't you dress like this Kagome? (points to picture in playboy magazine)

Kagome- O.O (Takes in deeps breath) SITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSIT!! (Stops for breath of air) SITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSIT!!!!0

Inuyasha- GAAAAHHHH!!! (Thuuuuuuuuuuuud... thud thud thud thud thud thud thud) CURSE YOU KAGOME!!!

Kagome- It's not me!!—SITSITSIT—it's the authoress!!—SITSITSIT—I swear!!- SITSITSIT!!!

Inuyasha- CURSE YOU AUTHORESS!!

Inflatable ham- tee-hee! This is fun!!

Kagome- hey... where'd he go?

(Inflatable ham and Kagome look down giant hole) Inflatable ham- maybe he made it to China. Or whatever country is on the other side of the world of Japan... hmm.... I've always wanted to dig a hole that made it to China...

Kagome- O.o ...ohhhkaaayy... who are you anyway?

Inflatable ham- the authoress, of course... my name is in—(Jumps down the hole, rap music starts to play in background)--flatable... ham... WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VERSIONS OF MY THEME SONG??

Kagome- O.o... Someone's insane...



Inflatable ham- and that is how I got to china!!

Obnoxious guy- wow... hey... wait a minute... that's not a real great wall of China... (Touches wall) ...SQUEAKY... what the... HEY! IT'S INFLATABLE!! WE'RE NOT REALLY IN CHINA!!

Inflatable ham- uh... uh... got to go!! Review only if you're nice!! Toodles!