DUN-DADA-DUN!!!! "Really Stupid Moments" returns!!!!
Inflatable ham- just back from the mental hospital!! Cat had to bail me out!
Obnoxious guy- yeah and you left me with a list of chores to do while you were gone...
Inflatable ham- you bet I did!!! But most importantly... (Whispers) did you spray the place?
Obnoxious guy- with what?
Inflatable ham- O...my... gosh... You didn't???
Obnoxious guy- with what? Termite killer? What???
Inflatable ham- no... Something much strong...
Obnoxious guy- roach killer?
Inflatable ham-NO!! WITH THE PIGEON-BE-GONE SPRAY!!!
Obnoxious guy- oh. Yeah. About that... they were out of stock...?
Inflatable ham- you know I'm scared of pigeons....wait if you didn't spray the place... that means... I'm...
(Millions of pigeons fly through open window)
Inflatable ham- (in squeaky voice)—vulnerable... AHHHHHH!!!!! (Runs away in chaos with thousands of pigeons following close behind)
Obnoxious guy- uhh... what should I do??
Inflatable ham- START THE STORY DIMWIT!!! HURRY UP SO I DON'T GET HURT!!
Obnoxious guy- blah blah blah, always orders... fine, here's chapter 5 of Really Stupid Moments... by in—
Inflatable ham- NOOO!!! (emo music in background) ...sigh JUST GO ON WITH IT!!! BY INFLATABLE HAM!!!!!
Talking (action) /thinking
((((((((((((In the village)))))))))))
Kagome- uhh... hey inuyasha, I'm not gonna be able to stay in the feudal era tomorrow.
Inuyasha- AND WHY NOT?
Kagome- well, you see, I'm painting my room tomorrow, hey, if you help, it'll go by faster.
Inuyasha- whatever.
((((((((((At kagome's house)))))))))
Inuyasha- ok... what's this? (Picks up screwdriver)
Kagome- that would be screwdriver. Use it to open the paint cans. (Opens one paint can) now you try.
Inuyasha- hmpf. (Takes screwdriver and tries to open the can with the handle)
Kagome- (sweat drops) uhh... other end, Inuyasha
Inuyasha- I knew that (hurriedly turns it around and tries to stick it in the can by whacking it up and down)
Kagome- Inuyasha! Maybe... I should open it, huh? (Opens can) there now take the brush and begin to paint the wall while I set up the tarps. Don't spill any!
Inuyasha- whatever. (Picks up little brush and begins to paint)
Kagome- ummm... maybe you should you a bigger brush... I'll go get one... (walks out of room)
Inuyasha- (Drops brush and accidentally picks up screwdriver somehow instead of the brush, starts to paint with the screwdriver)
Kagome-(Comes back into room with rollers) INUYASHA!!!!
Inuyasha- what? (Has no idea what's going on and that he's making dents and scratches in her wall)
Kagome- SIT!!
Inuyasha- (thump!!) WHAT WAS THAT FOR???
Kagome- (yelling) LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY WALL!!!! (Points at wall) but that can be fixed. So on with the painting!
Inuyasha- (grumbling) making me do all the work...
Kagome- (glare) did you say something?
Inuyasha- n-no, I didn't... (Picks up roller and starts to roll it to on the wall)
Kagome- Good... (Moment passes) Inuyasha, it would help if you put paint on the roller.
Inuyasha- huh? Oh... I knew that... (Picks up can and put the roller in it and begins to paint once more)
Kagome-(Moment passes) it would also help if you put the roller up to the wall and not just into the air.
Inuyasha- I WAS JUST LOOKING AT IT OK?? (Starts to paint it correctly)
Kagome- It's almost lunch-time, I'm gonna go start up some Ramen.
Inuyasha- (Ears perk up) cooked... Ramen?
Kagome- duh. (Leaves room)
Inuyasha- (Starts thinking about ramen) mm... Ramen...
Kagome- (Yelling from the kitchen) if you finish that wall, you can have some!!!
Inuyasha- (Looks at the large vacant space of wall) /there's got to be a faster way to this... huh... let's see... paint can to roller to wall... why can't it be paint can to wall? It's faster (picks up paint can and throws it at wall)
SMACK!!! SPLASH!! Drip drip ...drip... WHAM!! –scuttle scuttle--
Kagome- (Runs in to find a terrified Inuyasha trying to escape out the window—Moment of complete silence) ...
Inuyasha- (in squeaky voice) s-sorry?
Kagome- SIT!!!!!
Inuyasha- (falls out window to meet his old, familiar friend, the ground)
((((((((((((((End of story))))))))))
Obnoxious guy- here I found it! (Waves around can of "pigeon-be-gone")
Inflatable ham- (franticly running from thousands of pigeons) WELL DON'T JUST WAVE IT AROUND!!! SPRAY IT AROUND!!!
Obnoxious guy- sheesh. Whatever. (begins to spray the pigeon-be-gone spray around) better?
Inflatable ham- (death glares obnoxious guy) BZZZT!!
Obnoxious guy- (Gets electrocuted by death glare) sizzle....
Inflatable ham- yes, much better! - well, I'll see you around, um... readers, later!! Really Stupid Moments will return! By me! Inflatable ... ham... hey... where's the theme song?
Obnoxious guy- got rid of like you said so, on the list of chores to do? Took me three weeks it did.
Inflatable ham- well I want it back.
Obnoxious guy- WHAT?? B-but it took me... three... WEEKS!!!
Inflatable ham- should I care? Oh by the way. What is my theme song?
Obnoxious guy- ...
Inflatable ham- well, I don't know either. I'll make one up. - until the next stupid moment!!
Obnoxious guy- (talking to himself) What is her theme song?...
