Inflatable ham - well, so you have returned! I thought you would as you are my fans and all…
Obnoxious guy - don't flatter yourself. You know you blackmailed th-
Inflatable Ham - hits him over the head with a wok I don't know what you're talking about…
Obnoxious guy - trying to crawl away ow- ow….
Inflatable Ham - whacks him again no witnesses! No evidence! wraps him in saran wrap and stuffs him in a freezer
Obnoxious Guy - out cold (pardon the pun)
Inflatable ham - ok, ok, on with the story… by me! Inflatable ham! theme song in background ……..
Obnoxious guy - laughing maniacally
Inflatable Ham - sighs ok, you will find out my theme song after the story, k? now ON WITH IT!
Talking action (random info)
Kagome - … you know what's weird?
Everyone - no, what?
Kagome - this whole thing with Inuyasha wearing all red.
Inuyasha - really, well the whole thing with you jumping into a well is pretty weird too!
Kagome - and the hair! What's up with that?
Inuyasha - yeah? Well, that uniform!
Kagome - and what about that ramen thing! Why does he love ramen so much!
Inuyasha - stutters b-but.. Th-… that's… HEY! NO FAIR!
Shippo - but do you know what's the weirdest of all?
Everyone - looks at Shippo well….?
Shippo - Swiss cheese.
Kagome - what…?
Shippo - yep! I mean, where does it gets its holes?
Sango - uh.. They're air pockets…
Shippo - Lies! Since when did cheese have pockets!
Kagome - no, Shippo, it's like -
Shippo - and since when was air a main ingredient in cheese?
Miroku - no, she means it's-
Lady Kaede - how did we get to talking about Swiss cheese..?
Shippo - now, see, my theory is-
Kagome - now you have theory!
Shippo - that they put little explosive bombs in the cheese, then they hide behind a brick wall and set them off, then et the cheese settle and - WHA LA! Swiss cheese…
Inuyasha - I KNEW IT!
Kagome - what the… that's not how it works..
Inuyasha - wait… what's a bomb?
Shippo - dancing, then stops uh.. I dunno…
Kagome - it's like a big explosion thingy and-
Inuyasha - must be something related to that inflatable ham thing…
(random music starts playing up in the background)
Everyone - looks around franticly WHAT WAS THAT?
Inflatable ham - bursts into room SAY, IT'LL MAKE YOU INSANE!
Everyone - flinches WHO ARE YOU?
Kagome - ah, yes, I remember you… that "authoress" lady…
Inflatable ham - ah, good, you remember!
Inuyasha - hey! You're the one that made me fall down that huge whole down to whatever's on the other side of the world from Japan!
Everyone - twitches wha..?
Inflatable ham - what? No I didn't.
Inuyasha - yeah you did! Why I ought a-
Inflatable ham - NO WITNESSES! NO EVIDENCE! snaps and suddenly everyone is wrapped up in saran wrap and has marker draw all over their faces, then somehow all get stuffed in the freezer with the obnoxious guy
Obnoxious guy- Howdy.
Everyone - ..hi…
Inflatable ham - everyone, you remember the obnoxious guy, obnoxious guy you remember everyone…
Obnoxious guy - muttering though against my will, yes…
Everyone - glares
Inflatable ham - it has come to the point of my story where I tell you my theme song, though I doubt there are that many versions of it, it doesn't matter to me.. So…
Everyone - GET ON WITH IT!
Inflatable ham - what a friendly bunch… ahem.. Well, the theme song is-
Everyone - leans forward yesssssss?
Inflatable ham - oh, look, we're out of time, got to go! Until the next, on really stupid moments! By me, the one and only inflatable ham!
Everyone - WHAT!
Inflatable ham - snaps and the freezer door shuts on them ha ha ha.. Until the next! runs way from the freezer full of people hopping after her oh crud…
