Before we start this chapter, I'd like to give a shout-out to Ziki! YOU RULE MY BROTHA! ALL FOR YOU MAN, ALL FOR YOU!Let's here it for ZIKI! ZIKI! ZIKI! ZIKI!
The Amazing and Epic Saga Entitled Lina Inverse Versus the Gigantic Robotic Ninja
Chapter 4
Lina Inverse sat on the ground where she had fallen. The Gigantic Robotic Ninja loomed over her threateningly, sparking up a storm. Things looked bad. Very bad. But Lina knew she couldn't give up! How could she, when this fiendish hunk of scrap metal had destroyed a resturant that she had planned to eat out of house and home and THEN stated that its intention was to kill her?
The Gigantic Robotic Ninja inched closer in that ridiculously slow way that evil things always do.
Meanwhile, the Foul Fowl Duck slowly regained conciousness, craddled in the lovely Sylphiel's arms.
"Quack!" he weakly quacked. "You...you...you quack saved my life!" Soon, he flinched in internal conflict. "I'm supposed to quack kill you, but you saved my fu-quacking life! WHAT SHOULD I DOOOO!"
"When in doubt," Sylphiel said kindly with a graceful smile, "I always pray about things."
Meanwhile, the Gigantic Robotic Ninja had finally gotten to where Lina had fallen. Had he not have taken his sweet time, Lina would have still been there. As is, Lina had already escaped by tunneling away with a spoon.
"Hah!" Lina shouted as she climbed out of her tunnel. "I clearly have the speed advantage!"
Then, the sky suddenly blackend. A forboding wind swept the earth. The heavens themselves opened up and started raining pianos.
Could this be the end for our heroine (and the rest of the cast too!)?
Oh, no! A cliff-hanger! If you want to see who wins, you'll have to review for me to write it! KTHXBYE!
