Chappie… … whatever…
Obnoxious guy – it's seven I think
Inflatable ham – really? We're that far along?
Obnoxious guy – wow, I've been here for seven chappies.
Inflatable ham – makes you think doesn't it?
Obnoxious guy – yeah
Inflatable ham- it does?
Obnoxious guy – that I've been here for six/seven chappies and I still don't know your theme song
Inflatable ham – oh... yeah… about that…
Obnoxious guy – well?
Inflatable ham – OH! LOOK, IT IS TIME FOR THE STORY!
Obnoxious guy – what? No it's not! We still have two lines to take up!
Inflatable ham – ONE.
Inflatable ham – TWO. START THE STORY!
(Narrative) –Action- talking
(One day, in some restaurant, in some place, in some time... there was an evil pigeon…)
Inflatable ham – uh... wrong story… -,-;
Inuyasha - … (squints eyes) did... you... see that?
Kagome rides up to him on her tri… I mean, bicycle- what is it Inuyasha?
Inuyasha – it's … it's…
Shippo – what? You see dead people?
Miroku – (jokingly) – oh, yeah… they're coming ... they're coming… they're (makes an imaginary slit across his throat) they're heeeeere!
Inuyasha – (whacks him on head) no, I just saw it… it was on top of the trees, behind the shack, into the sky… mine eyes had never seen such an intricate sight as the one that I had caught a glimpse of the short while I had seen—
Kagome – whoa. Since when do you talk like that?
Inuyasha – (solemnly) – the moving language has always been present in my mind, I, though, had never exposed the gift, for the fear that the majority could come to my presence and ridicule me.
Everyone – what the...?
Kagome - are you ok? I mean… you… you're totally out of it!
Inuyasha – on the contrary, Miss Kagome, (Kagome twitches) I feel the complete of mind and the normality of thought, but thank you for your concern you so openly expressed for me.
Everyone – (looks at Kagome momentarily) … AUTHORESS!
Inflatable ham – (crashes thru wall) you called?
Shippo – what have you done with Inuyasha?
Inflatable ham – uh… nothing…
Kagome – liar! What did you do to him?
Inflatable ham- nothing! I swear, I guess that entire stupid ness in his head clogged up until he let it all out…
Miroku – is that even possible?
Inflatable ham- no, but it sounds good enough as an excuse.
Everyone – (nods with a few whispers of inaudible muttering)
Inuyasha – if you be so kind to let me intrude on this conversation, then I would like to suggest that…
Kagome – AHH! (Whacks him over the head) STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!
Inuyasha – I am terribly sorry to upset you Miss Kagome –
Kagome – STOP IT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!
Inuyasha – oh darn.
Inflatable ham – hmm. Must be a bad time, I think I'll take my leave now…
Sango – oh no, you don't. You're staying right….. Here…
Everyone – where'd she go?
Inflatable ham – (disguised by a tree) er... Shuffle… shuffles…
Shippo – do you smell that?
Inuyasha – ah, the smell of OXYGEN!
Kagome – EEK! STOP! SIT! SIT! SIT!
Miroku – more like the smell of ham.
Obnoxious guy – Inflammable ham! I mean... eh..
Everyone – (looks at the tree)... that's not a half bad idea.
Inflatable ham – what? (Hiding spot is found) oh… crud…
Everyone – (launches at authoress) WHA HA HA!
Inflatable ham – (takes out remote and hits the pause button) awesome. Well, that's the end of that. No one to bother me about anything. Nope. No one at all.
Alter ego- so what was your theme song again?
Inflatable ham- TANISKE! You're not supposed to be here!
Alter ego Taniske - and why not?
Inflatable ham – because... because I said so…
Alter ego Taniske – oh come on, you can tell me your theme song.
Inflatable ham- I know I can't trust you. Now, it's time for my foot scrub.
Alter ego Taniske – what the… you tell me right now!
Inflatable ham – (runs away laughing)
Obnoxious guy – and thus ends the seventh chapter of really stupid moments written by the inflatable ham. (music bursts out in background) …and I was so interested in that evil pigeon story, too…
