Harry sat on the lawn feeling dazed. Well, you would probably feel dazed as well since he'd just mistaken the window for a door and tumbled out of it…
He stood up on his legs (obviously) and rubbed his eyes with his toe (I don't know how he managed that). Slowly, with his toe still in his eye and the rest of his foot on the ground he walked forward only just realizing that he'd fallen out of a window. He plucked his toe out of his eye (carefully) and stuck it back on his foot (painfully).
When he had assembled his body parts, he began to pick up more courage and walked forward. There was, of course on small problem that Courage was not, at the moment on the floor. No, he was, in fact, watching T.V in his newly rented apartment in The Leaky Cauldron.
Harry walked over to a bush, not realising that it was a stinging nettle. He started to introduce himself:
" Hi, I'm Harry Potter, who are you?" He asked.
The trouble was that Harry, after falling out of a window, had developed a four second memory so the conversation went like this:
" Hi, I'm Harry Potter, who are you?"
" Oh hello there, my name's Harry Potter,"
" Excuse me, I don't think you've introduced ourselves,"
" Hey, I'm Harry Potter but everyone calls me… actually, what do they call me?"
Finally having realised he didn't know who, where, what, when, and how he was, he forgot again after four seconds.
He strolled through the garden, introducing himself to all the different plants around the garden. After making 16,500 new friends, he went to sleep. It was rather difficult for him to go to sleep because Sleep was in the house and Harry was in the Garden.
He shouted for a tractor because he had forgotten the word for 'help'. His shouts reached the ears of Aunt Petunia, but her ears couldn't be bothered to listen to Harry Potter so they slapped Harry's Shouts back to Harry.
Harry looked around desperately and found red eyes peering at him from the shadows. He gasped, but then he noticed they were only eyes, without the rest of its body.
Harry sighed with relief and this time, Sleep got bored and came to Harry, instead of Harry going to Sleep.
Harry woke up. His eyes scanned his bedroom. He got up. He walked over to the side of the room and looked out of the window. No eyes. He thought hard about what had happened. Suddenly, he realised, it had al been a dream.
