Okay, since I took so long to update, the reviews really built up, so I don't think I'll have the time to answer all of them right now. I'll answer anyone's questions if you have any, but, sadly, I won't be able to thank everybody for reviewing, though I am very grateful to all of you. Without you guys' support I wouldn't be writing right now. Thanks ya'll:)

Alright, second of all, this is a parody, as it says in the genre, so no, it won't be exactly like the books. People will be out of character, plotlines will be different…yeah. It's all in fun! So don't worry about it…For you people who are, anyway…

I present to you, Act III… Enjoy.:D

Book the Twelfth: A Comedy

Act I, Scene I- Violet Cracks

(The Baudelaires and Kit continue on their way to The Place With No Name…)

Sunny (Singing): "Skynnard…" ("Sweet home Alabama…")

Klaus: "Well, at least we don't have to listen to her break the sound barrier with her heavy metal music anymore…Country music is okay I guess."

Violet: "Although 'Twang' can be hazardous to your health." ((A/N: Hey out there, Arden:D))

Klaus: "You can say that again."

Violet: "I said, 'Although "Twang" can be-"

Klaus: "I heard you!"

Violet: "Then why did you ask me to say it again?"

Klaus: "It's an expression…You know, like, 'Flies like a penguin.'"

Kit (Who is still being dragged along by Klaus): "CAR!"

Klaus: "When do you think Kit will snap out of her current coma-like state?"

Violet: "…When we buy her a new car?"

Kit (Grinning): "That would be nice."

Violet: "Okay then. Klaus, how close do you think the next car dealer is?"

Klaus: "She doesn't need a new car!"

Kit: "Car…My car…Ohh…"

Sunny: "Twang!" ("Wait! Since when was Lynnard Skynnard country?")

Klaus: (Rolls eyes and sighs. That rhymed! Spots something in the distance.) "Hey! I do believe I've spotted something in the distance!"

Violet: "No kidding! Cool. Do you think Kit's a Ford or a Chevy kind of person?"

Kit: "(Cough)Honda(Cough)."

Sunny: "Indeed!" ("I do believe I've spotted something too!")

Violet: "It's not fair! How come I never spot anything?"

Klaus: (Points) "See?"

Violet: "I see your hand pointing at something."

Klaus: (Clenches his teeth together so he doesn't start yelling.) "I know…How about we just wait till we get there? Okay, Violet?"

Violet: "Okay…"

Klaus: (Trying to smile) "Doesn't sound like a good idea to you?"

Violet: "Yeah, I guess."

Klaus: (Thinking) Note to self: Travel alone next time I go on a trip…

Violet: "I heard that!"

Klaus: "No you didn't, I was thinking."

Violet: "Oh." … "Maybe I'm psychic!"

Klaus: "Maybe you're not."

Violet: "Fine. Be that way. (Meanie)."

Sunny: "Peace, man!" ("Why can't we all just get ALONG!")

Violet: (Sighs) "Sunny's right. We should stop fighting, I mean we're family, aren't we?"

Klaus: "Wow, you actually sounded kinda smart right there."

Violet: "Thank you! See, you can be nice."

Klaus: "Violet, can you say Sarcasm?"

Violet: "Sarcasm. So?"

Klaus: "Never mind. Yeah, I guess you're right. I mean, at least you're not one of those bossy, controlling older sisters who like to terrorize her little brother for revenge."

(Violet stops walking and stares at him.)

Klaus: "Violet?"

(Violet continues to stare.)

Klaus: "I said at least you're not the kind of sister who likes to torture her little brother."

(An evil grin spreads across Violet's face.)

Klaus: "Violet, why are you looking at me like that?"

Violet (Still grinning evilly): "The kind of older sister who what?"

Klaus: "Uh oh…"

Sunny: "Runidiotrun!" ("Move it, she's lost her marbles!")

Violet: (Throws back her head and laughs maniacally. Thunder rolls and lightning flashes behind her.)

Klaus: "AAAAHH!" (Drops Kit and runs)

Kit: "Ouch! Hey! Don't you even think of escaping now, you still owe me a car!"

Violet: "GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE RODENT! MWAH-HA-HA-HA!" (Chases after Klaus who is screaming and running away.) "FEAR ME!"

(Sunny and Kit stare after them in silence for several moments.)

Sunny: "Well…" ("I hope I didn't inherit the same genes they did.")

Kit: "You know, I almost had Violet there. Just a few more minutes and she would have been writing a check for that Honda…"

Sunny: "Cannit." ("Can you stop talking about the dumb car?")

Kit: "Can you keep that boisterous guitar of yours quiet for just a few minutes?"

Sunny: "Smartaleck." ("'Boisterous'…Someone's trying to sound intelligent.")

Kit: "Yeah, I think Laura's just having fun with the thesaurus."

Laura: "Knowledge is power!"

Kit: "Of course it is, Laura. Now how about you just go back to writing the story?"

Laura: "Okay…"

Sunny: "Intelligible." ("You know Kit, I think you're the only adult who really understands me.")

Kit: "I'm flattered Sunny! I'm glad you think that."

Sunny: "Uh-uh." ("No, I mean you're the only one who knows what I'm saying.")

Kit: "Oh. Well I guess that's a good thing too, seeing how we're probably going to be traveling alone together from now on."

Sunny: "Psycho?" ("Do you think Violet could really harm, threaten, and/or inconvenience Klaus in any way?")

Kit: "Nah, she's just letting off steam, that's all. Now, if she really wanted to hurt Klaus, she would have taken this here baseball bat I always keep in my suitcase." (Opens up her suitcase)

Sunny: "Plothole?" ("Since when did you have a suitcase with you?")

Kit: "Uh…"

Laura: "-She always had it with her! Um, I just never mentioned it before."

Sunny: "Okey dokey!" ("Oh, well, I guess you can't argue with that!")

Kit (Rummaging through suitcase): "See, here it is, right he…Uh oh."

Sunny: "What?" ("What?")

Kit: (Looks around quickly, whispers) "I can't find the bat!"

Sunny: (Also looks around and whispers back) "Convenient forgetting." ("Let's pretend we didn't know.")

Kit: "Sounds good to me. Now let's see…I guess we should get a move-on."

Sunny: "Righty-o." ("Suppose we should.")

Kit: "…Hey…You wouldn't happen to have a checkbook on you, would you Sunny?"

Sunny: "Yukidding?" ("No, why would I?")

Kit: "Well…Remember that thing you and Klaus spotted off in the distance earlier?"

Sunny: "Affirm." ("Yeah.")

Kit: "It's closer, you know, since we've been walking…"

Sunny: "So?" ("Does this really need a translation?")

Kit: "Well, that means I can tell what it is now…"

Sunny: "Spillit!" ("Just get to the point, woman!")

Kit: "Um…It's a Honda car dealer…"

Sunny: "Oykaloy…Fintres." ("Oh boy…I have a feeling this is going to turn into a looong argument. End of Act III. Aren't you lucky?")