I own nothing... NOTHING!

to the tune of "I'm a Believer" (apologies to Neil Diamond)


I thought spies were only true in fairytales

Meant for someone else but not for me

Oh, Krauts were out to get me

That's the way it seems

Getting shot down

Wasn't in my dreams

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But then I saw Klink's face…

Now I'm a deceiver.

Not a trace

Of truth will you find.

I'm a spy….

I'm a deceiver

I couldn't leave here

If I tried.

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I thought my work was more or less, a come and go

Down through tunnels, up through stoves and stones.

What's the use in spying?

Info's what we gain.

Help to end the Nazi's thousand-year-reign.

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But then I saw Klink's face…

Now I'm a deceiver.

Not a trace

Of truth will you find.

I'm a spy….

I'm a deceiver

I couldn't leave here

If I tried.

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Oh yes I saw Klink's face…

Now I'm a deceiver.

Not a trace…

Of truth will you find.

Say I'm a deceiver yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhh.

Say I'm a deceiver yeah (I'm a deceiver).

I'm a deceiver….