Hey! I decided to create a humor fic, please don't kill me because I suck at humor! Anyway, this is a multi-chapter fic, first chapter features Seto Kaiba and Yami Yugi. Read on, my mind slaves!
Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh, if I did, I would be a very wealthy Japanese Manga artist with all the YuGiOh merchandise you could ever want.
Seto Kaiba was duelling Yami again.
Seto Kaiba was losing against Yami, again. And, once again, Yami was giving a speech about the Heart of the Cards.
"Kaiba, you will never be able to defeat me if you don't trust in your cards power, and let the Heart of the Cards guide you…" and so on and so on.
Kaiba was getting fed up, after all, Yami was beating him by 1300 life points, Yami had his Dark Magician on the field, and to top it all off, he was getting yet another lecture on the non-existent Heart of the Cards! He was about to crack.
"…and Kaiba, your cards will never live up to their true power if you don't believe in the Heart of the..."
"AAAAARRRGGGGGHHHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Seto had had enough. "I've had enough of your stupid Heart of the Cards! Heart of the Cards this, Heart of the Cards that…"
And with that, Kaiba took out a pair of scissors and strode over to Yami, all the way to the end of the Duelling zone. "What are you going to do, Kaiba?' Yami asked, alarmed by the sudden outburst of the wealthy CEO.
Kaiba snatched Yami's Dark Magician off Yami's Duel Disk, grabbed the scissors, and cut the card up into little pieces. He turned to Yami with a maniacal grin, and a satisfied gleam in his eyes, and said, "I don't see any heart in this card, do you?"
Yami, distraught at the loss of his most treasured card, promptly fainted.
Seto looked at him lying there. Should he, or should he not? "Oh, what the heck?" he said, and then proceeded to cut off all of Yami's hair. "Ha, take THAT starfish-head! Not only do you lose your favorite card, plus your hair, but I now win the duel by default! IN YOUR FACE!"
Kaiba then threw off his trench coat, opened the door of his mansion, where the duel had taken place, and ran around the city of Domino screaming, "I WON! I WON! I'M THE KING OF GAMES! I WON! YES! FINALLY! I HAVE REGAINED MY PLACE AS THE WORLDS NUMBER ONE DUELLIST! FREEDOM TO THE BLUE EYES!"
Meanwhile, Joey was watching Kaiba from across the road with an amused look on his face.
"Joey," Mokuba asked, having been looked after by Joey while Seto was duelling, "I think my Big Brother's gone mad."
"I think you might be right, Mokuba," Joey replied, "You might just be right…"
Well, that's chapter one! Sorry it's so short! Please review, this is my first attempt at a humor fic, please be encouraging. Flamers become my mid slaves, whom I shall feed to my Shadow Beasts!
Love Sami, Ryou's Hikari.
