Hi, guys! I got so many reviews for this story! Thanks to all of you! Here's the next chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh, but I own Pup-Luv Centre and a puppy!
It had been three weeks since Mokuba had last visited Seto at the Domino Mental Institution, and by the time he left, Seto was clutching his knees to his chest and chanting, "Mokie, Mokie, Mokie…" in a sing-song voice. Mokuba was now the CEO of Kaiba Corp, and he was determined to make it into a brilliant company once more! Better than anything Seto could have done.
He checked his answering machine. There were twenty nine messages.
1: "Dear customer, we have a whole new range of Gravity-Defying trench coats. They come in all new colors, like black, light blue, red and gold, with all new Gravity-Defyingness! Half price sale on Tuesday, be there or be pulled down by Gravity!"
2: "Mokuba, I hope you know that your brother is only like this because he didn't believe in the Heart of the Cards, so I don't want you blaming me for sending him a picture of a card with a heart inside it. And besides…HE CUT OFF MY HAIR! All that hair gel wasted! Damn you Kaiba's, I was glad I sent that picture, I…Oh SHIT! It's still on!"
Mokuba was beginning to get annoyed, and it was only the second message.
3: "We regret to inform you that your brother stuck his head in a canary cage this morning and pretended to be a canary, so he has been moved to the Domino Institution for Psychotic Animals. Oh wait, sorry, wrong number, we meant to call that Ishizu woman…sorry!"
4: "This is an automatic calling system that will begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1-Dear sir or madam, would you like to win a puppy? It's a golden retriever that loves food, playing, sleeping, affection, collars and leashes. To win, please call 1902-PUP-LUV and put in your details…"
Mokuba pressed delete on all the other messages, and rang the number he just heard! "Hello, you've reached Pup-Luv Centre, Domino, please hold." Mokuba held the phone up to his ear, listening to the jingle. "This is the love that will never end; it's for a puppy that will be your friend. Someone bought a pup and didn't know what breed it was, but now everybody loves it and they don't know it's because: This is the love that will never end; it's for a puppy that will be your friend. Someone bought a pup and didn't know what breed it was, but now everybody loves it and they don't know it's because: This is the love that will never end…" Mokuba's eye was twitching dangerously, and the person took the phone just in time. "Okay, we're back, how can Pup-Luv Centre help you? Okay, you wanted the golden retriever? One moment, please. Yes, we can have him there by tonight. Would you like to hear him speak?" Mokuba eagerly said yes, and waited for the yap of his new puppy!
"Eh, Serenity, why'd you wake me up?" Mokuba heard through the phone. 'They tricked me! They tricked me, Joey and Serenity played that prank on me…' he thought.
He slammed the phone down. "But… I wanted a puppy…" Mokuba's bottom lip began to tremble. All of a sudden he screamed! "I WANNA PUPPY, I WANNA PUPPY, I WANNA PUPPY, I WANNA PUPPY!" He jumped around and around screaming, and had the worst temper tantrum ever caused by a twelve year old Chief Executive Officer.
He then proceeded to jump out the window, and went bouncing down the street, chased by police in helicopters. Mokuba climbed to the top of the Game Shop, where he then pushed Yugi out the window, ran into the Game Shop basement, and curled up in the fetal position, whispering: "puppy…I want a puppy…Will you be my puppy, Joey, or you, Yugi? I need puppy. Puppy. Seto was a puppy. I'm a puppy…We're all puppies! Bark, bark. Woof!"
Meanwhile, the dog catchers were standing in a row outside the game shop, holding their nets menacingly.
"Let's lock and load girls," The leader, a particularly ugly woman with a moustache said, before they all stormed the Game Shop. Mokuba stood no chance. Poor, poor puppy!
Okay, how was it? I believe it's a classic example why puppies and phone messages don't mix! Anyway, please review, even if this chapter was crap.
Thanks:
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