Here is chapter three, nuff said, I don't own YuGiOh.


Yami was sitting on his bed, staring mournfully out the window, singing a little song. If you got close enough, which no one did, you could hear the words coming out of his mouth. It was a song of mourning, of loss, sadness, grief… Yami was very distraught…

"Bring back my yellow, red and black hued hair,

It is no longer anywhere, not here nor there.

Kaiba went completely and utterly mad,

And the hair that I once owned, the hair that I had,

Is now all chopped off, yes it's all gone.

So I sing this sorrowful, mourning song:

Bring back my yellow, red and black hued hair…"

He began humming the words instead of singing them. He finally stopped singing, and went downstairs. He got the keys, and took the car round to the hospital. He walked around for a while to find the room he was looking for, and entered.

"Hello Yugi," he said. "How have you been since Mokuba pushed you out the window? Is your neck feeling any better? And how's your broken collar bone? And arm? And leg? And elbow? And toe? And…" Yami rattled of Yugi's various broken bones. Yugi signaled him to stop. Yami stopped. Yugi sweat-dropped.

"Yami, I'm fine, I'm worried about you, you've been depressed ever since Kaiba cut off your hair!" Yami then proceeded to break down in tears, going, "my hair! He cut off my awesome, spiky, tri-colored, red, black and yellow, lightning bolt, porcupiney, starfish hair! I want my hair back! I want my precious hair…Hair…my precious…he cuts off my precious…we shall make him pay…the insane card cutter shall pay…" Yugi groaned. "Well Yami, how do you think I feel about my Dark Magician that he cut up? That wasn't only yours, it was mine as well!" Yami thought about this.

"Wait…he DID cut up or Dark Magician! I'd forgotten!" Yami's eyes watered. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! I WANT MY DARK MAGICIAN! HE KILLED IT! NOW WE CAN'T EVER USE IT'S DARK MAGIC ATTACK TO DESTROY THE HEART OF THE CARDS NON-BELIEVERS! NOOOOOOOOOO!" Yami threw himself to the floor, beating the carpet with his hands and crying like a baby.

Yugi sweat-dropped again. 'My Yami is so pathetic,' he thought. 'Malik gets the murderous Yami with a cool, inhuman voice, and Ryou gets a tomb robber with bunny ears in his hair, and I get a complainer that can't lose or else he throws a huge temper tantrum. I was always kind and pure-hearted! What did I do to deserve him!'

Yami was now jerking violently and throwing himself against the wall, each time shouting out some random words like, "DARK MAGICIAN", "HAIR" or "KAIBA". He fell to the ground in a shaking heap. Three overweight men in white suits came and dragged him away. And that is a lesson for anyone who ever destroys Yami's hair or his Dark Magician: You will be making the King of Games go insane.


Okay, that chapter is complete. Thanks:

nmlssone –Oh, finally someone comments on the Marik gone crazy call! THANK YOU! I have been wondering if anyone would write about that! I was going to make it Joey originally, but I needed him to be the puppy. Ha, glad you liked the "I don't see any heart in this card, do you?" quote as well! I loved that! Thanks a billion for the reviews!

redhairnightmare –Aw, I am so sorry about your cats! I wish you the best in getting over them! My cousin lost a pet a few years ago, it was horrible! I sympathize, I really do! Thanks for the review!

Sakina the Fallen Angel –Hey Sakina! I'm sorry last chapter wasn't that good; I was sick all of last week, so that is my excuse! Thanks for the review!

Dark Magician Girl Hikaru –Thanks so much for your review, and that '/' thing is VERY annoying, I used to get that too! Thanks for the review!

Computerfreak101 –Here is Yami going mental just for you! And you ARE my best reviewer, I always love getting your reviews, ever since you reviewed chapter one of Domino City Karaoke Contest! Thanks for the review!

BlackJackal –I am very glad I caused you to laugh so long! Thanks for the review!

Stormrose Dewleaf –Hey Stormrose! You actually thought it was funnier? Wow, you are the first! I loved your review, but Seto is my Yami's guy! Mokuba is so cute! Thanks for reviewing!

My Seto –I will definitely keep it up, thanks for reviewing!

InsaneShadowFan –I am so happy you liked it! Yeah, I loved the Gravity Defying Trench Coat call too! Magic Kool-aid? WTF, mate? Thanks for reviewing.

SpiritAnime –I lied? I am funny? I honestly did not know that, I was really wary about doing a humor fic, because my talents are in angst and romance, but I will gladly accept your praise! Thanks for you review!

Biglos07 –Yep, pretty wild stuff happens when the YuGiOh crew goes mad! I may check out some of your work when I have time, we shall see, it also depends what kind of stories you write and what pairings you put. Thanks for your review.

LeoLuv4Starz –You gave me a lot of praise for this, thank you so much for reviewing!

Setosgirl –I know, it isn't that long, but I'm glad you liked it! Thanks!

Sparklythings –I am very glad you liked my story that much and I love the name you use for yourself!

Fan of Fan Fic –The BEST YuGiOh fic you've read so far! OMG, are you serious! That is amazing, thank you so much! And you put me on your faves, you ROCK! We like the same bands, that is cool! Thanks for reviewing!

MysticDragon1691 –I know, we all regret the loss of Yami's hair! Sadly, not many people seem to care for his Dark Magician. Poor Dark Magician! Thanks for reviewing!

Thanks for reviewing everyone!