Hi all of my brilliant reviewers!Here we have it, the next installment of When YuGiOh Characters Go Mad! I hope you all like it, enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh.
Yugi Moto stood by his window, having gotten out of hospital three days ago. He missed his Yami; the house was empty without him; as Grandpa wasn't home because he was on an archaeological dig in Egypt. He discovered that staring out the window gets boring after ten minutes, so he decided to go downstairs.
He trod down the stairs gently, because his leg had been broken when he'd been pushed out of the window by Mokuba. Yugi went into the kitchen to get himself aglass of chocolate milk. After he'd drained the glass, he heard a weird, shuffling noise from the back garden. Yugi went to investigate.
"Aw," he cooed, staring at the bush next to the back door. "How adorable!" For there in the bush was a little porcupine, with really sharp spines that went everywhere, and big innocent eyes (like Yugi). Yugi picked it up from underneath, and took the porcupine inside. 'He can be my new companion!' thought Yugi excitedly. 'We can do everything together and I can look after him and teach him how to duel and we can be best friends and I'm gonna call him Yami, after my old Yami,' he thought, hugging the porcupine, with gloves on, of course!
And indeed, Yugi and Yami (the porcupine) did everything together, they saw movies together, they played in the game shop together, and Yugi even went so far as to dye Yami's spines red, black and yellow! But Yami (the porcupine) still had never met any of Yugi's friends. It was then, after a grand two weeks with said porcupine, that Yugi decided to introduce Yami (the porcupine) to his friends.
He invited Joey over to meet what he said was 'his new friend' and Joey arrived later that day, and discovered a porcupine sitting in Yugi's chair, with red, yellow and black spines, looking up at him with big innocent eyes. (Yugi was upstairs at the time) "Eh, Yugi, is that you?" he asked. The porcupine blinked. "Yugi what's happened to you, you've been transformed into some kind of…midget porcupine!" he shouted. The aforementioned porcupine glared angrily at Joey.
"Don't worry Yugi, I'll save ya!" and with that, Joey proceeded to race over to Yami (the porcupine) and tried to pull out its spines! The porcupine was extremely angry at this, and bit Joey on the crotch. (And that's gotta hurt! Folks, Joey Wheeler is DOWN!) Joey fell to the floor, groaning in agony. Yami (the porcupine) began to ram Joey with its spines; four times in the legs, three times in the stomach, twice in the arms, and once in the head. Joey fainted.
Yami (the porcupine) went back to its seat, a satisfied look on its little face. Yugi came in and saw the porcupine sitting on the couch with blood on its spines, and Joey lying, unmoving, on the floor. "Yami! You killed Joey!" he yelled. The porcupine blinked innocently up at him. Yugi cuddled up to the porcupine and started whispering, "It'll be okay, we won't go to jail Yami, I'll protect you." Yugi ran out the door, down the street and down the road, never to be seen again by any living person.
Joey and the others never looked for Yugi; they were convinced that Yugi had gone mad, and transformed himself into a porcupine, that attacked Joey, and they hated him for doing it. It was assumed by everybody who knew him well that Yugi had eventually gotten run over by a car, eaten by a wolf, or else just plain lost.
Yugi meanwhile, was sitting in a cave, patting a rock, going: "Yami, you are my new best friend. Hee Hee!" Yugi grew up to be a hermit living in that same cave today.
And somewhere a little porcupine was looking out over the city of Domino, blinking.
The end. I hope it was funny! Thanks:
Sakina the Fallen Angel –Sorry, Marik has already gone insane; he was the one that stuck his head in a canary cage in chapter two. But, if you want, I will put on a chapter about that. How about it? Thanks for reviewing!
Biglos07 –I'm really glad you liked that chapter! Thanks for reviewing!
InsaneShadowFan –Yep, poor little Yugi, with a crybaby for a Yami. (Oh, now Tea, girl don't you cry for me, cause my Yami is a crybaby and my name is Yugi! Sorry, I was inspired to change the lyrics of 'Oh Susannah!) I have mad skills? Wow, thanks for reviewing!
Dottie –Wow, the best ever, that is certainly a brilliant compliment! Thanks so much, I hope you like this chapter! Thanks for reviewing!
generic reviewer –I believe in the Heart of the Cards, don't worry, but I just like teasing Yami and Yugi about it! Don't kill Kaiba; he's my second favorite character! (Jumps in front of bazooka) Oh gee, thanks, now I'm dead!
Stormrose Dewleaf –Yugi is your boyfriend? I never knew. Let me know when the midget porcupines are born! LOL, just kidding! Yeah, I have two DM's as well, but remember, in YuGiOh world, they aren't as common. And yes, you were hyper. Thanks for reviewing!
EEJBan –If you die laughing' you'll be happy? I'll be happy if I die knowing YuGiOh is real, but to each his or her own, I guess. I'm very glad you burst out into uncontrollable laughter; I did the same thing after thinking about this chapter! Hope you like it! Thanks for reviewing!
redhairnightmare –Yes, poor Yami, poor Yami indeed! (Breaks into laughter!) Thanks for that review!
Pokemongirl2523 –Hey, cool pen name! Well, Yugi has gone mad, I hope you are happy! You get your friends to call you Yugi? Wow, you must really like him. I mean, I want to call my kids after the YuGiOh guys, and I want to change my last name to Hikari, but you are taking things way to far…LOL, just joking! Not about my last name and kids names though. I'm really pleased you love my story! Thanks for reviewing!
Ginji5 –Oh, your review made me laugh so much, I loved it! Thanks a bunch for even sending it!
yugirules –Yeah, (laughs) Yami did pull of MAD with capital letters! Your review was awesome, I laughed so much! Here is the next chapter, thanks for reviewing!
SpiritAnime –I cheered you up after a FOUR hour testing with no break. Wow, that is definitely saying a lot! Thanks so much for reviewing!
Slifer02 –Yep, driving characters insane is very fun! I get to call a porcupine Yami! Well, that wasn't fun, but a lot of this chapter was! Thanks for the review!
Mariku-san –Ooh, one of my fave writers on this site! Poor Yugi for getting the Yami that he did. A hint for the next chapter of You Stayed, hey? I'll keep an eye out for it, thanks!
Esellla –O-Kay…was that a good or bad review, I really couldn't tell.
Psycho BakuRyou –Wow, another review from a fave writer of mine, thanks! It's good to know I don't suck at humor! Your hair got cut off by a mad CEO with a serious issue with the Heart of the Cards? Right…Wow, I get an excellent stamp, thanks teacher! You are making another chapter! WOOT! Thanks for reviewing!
This has gotten forty six reviews…for three chapters! I would like to thank all of you for that, it is the most I have gotten for three chapters ever in my entire month at writing for fanfic net! Thanks!
Love Sami, Ryou's Hikari.
