IN WHICH Mad-eye Moody gives advice….
Disclaimer: I don't think I would even let myself own these characters…let alone JKR……
A/n: Sorry, I've been slacking off lately…review replying!
Dragon the evil dictator- Ha, thank you. I really don't know how these things come to me…
Dream-sorcerous11- Odd and strange indeed. I don't want to know what Voldy's chest looks like, but wouldn't mind seeing Lucius in a dress ;)
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Lucius lugged two bulging suitcases through the door leading into the small garage. He handed them to Voldy with some difficulty.
"Here yah go, deary." he said.
"You packed for Sevvie, too?" Voldy asked, setting the two heavily into the trunk of the convertible.
"Nope, both are mine." Lucius went back into the house, grinning. Voldy slammed the trunk, and called into the house.
"C'mon! We want to get a head start!"
An ear-ringing scream echoed out from the hall, and Draco came darting in the garage, leaping into the automobile.
"APPLES AND BANANAS!" he bellowed. He was sporting a highly noticeable Mickey Mouse eared hat.
"Good, your ready…" sighed Voldy, just as Snape came skipping through the door, a Care Bear backpack hanging form his shoulders. He opened the door of the convertible, and slid in, starting to giggle wildly.
"Lucius! We're waiting!" Voldy called for the last time.
"I'll be there right-" CRACK! Lucius appeared in the passenger's seat, "-now!"
"Finally!" Voldy closed and locked the door, slid in the driver's seat, and started the car.
The car spluttered, and let out its low growl. Voldy sat there in the dark, a stupid smile on his face.
"Uh…Bill?" Lucius poked Voldy. "What are we doing?"
"Waiting for her to warm up, of course."
"Are you sure this car isn't too…used?"
"I drove this baby when I was still livin' off unicorn blood." Voldy patted the side of the car heartily.
Everything was silent…except for the fact that Draco was bouncing up and down saying "Mommy ate a pickle!" over and over…which is just about the most random thing he could say.
Anywho.
Lucius banged his head on the dashboard. "We must get moving!" He took out his wand and flicked it, causing the garage door to open.
"NO!"
Voldy leaned over, accidentally pressing down on the gas. The
convertible zoomed out into the shining Miami sun, revealing it's
hot pink body. The license plate glinted, DOLLY written clearly
across it in green lettering. Voldy took hold of the steering wheel,
veering away from the curb, missing it by a hair.
"Look at what
you've done, you imbecile!" Voldy scolded.
"You pressed the gas!" Lucius shot back.
Draco leaned over, yelled "HUGGIES ARE MY HERO!" and took hold of the shift, pulling it up to the words "Fly".
The convertible started to bob up and down furiously, and even though Voldy had let go of the gas, and had his foot on the brake pedal, the car kept speeding up.
"Do you fancy a cup of tea!" Snape squealed into Lucius' ear, throwing his arms up."
"NO! DON'T LET IT FLY!"
Too late.
The convertible gave one last bounce, and sailed off the road. Wind whistled by, and Draco had to hold his hat on. Voldy lifted his foot, and let the car slow down. It finally went smoothly, no longer at 90 miles per hour.
And everyone had earned their share in funky hair-doos. Except for Voldy…which should be obvious.
"Sooo…" Lucius gave a glare that could scare Satan to Voldy.
"N…no traffic…" Voldy smiled innocently.
"Shut up and drive, you bloody wizard."
Draco cackled loudly from behind them, and started to braid Snape's hair.
"Oh, jolly good, Draco!"
"Isn't this just so much fun?"
Voldy rolled his eyes as he took hold of the steering wheel, earning a slap on the arm from Lucius.
"That's my son."
"Sevvie?"
"No, Draco! Just…keep driving."
"It's quite nice to fly this again."
"Where did you get this car?"
"Well, you know that Weasley bloke?"
"Yes, indeed."
"He has a flying car as well. And he used to have this one, too, but he gave it to me when he was still gay. Cute car, don't you think?"
"Very."
"I think we should go off the coast, the muggles are suspicious."
"You do that then."
The convertible turned, and flew across rolling turquoise water. Many yells and squeals were heard from behind them.
"I blame you if we're thrown in Azkaban, Lucy."
"You're Lord Voldemort, they wouldn't dare."
"True."
Then it seemed that sun had disappeared, and a random curtain of fog came around them. Draco and Snape could be heard singing Wiggles' songs in the back, and Voldy struggled to see through the thick cloud.
Suddenly, an old, musty voice was heard from below them.
"OI, POTTER!"
"OH MY GOSH, IT'S OLIVER WOOD!" Lucius screamed.
Voldy drove downward, and squinted toward the yell.
"No, it's just Mad-eye Moody."
"Oh, brilliant."
Sure enough, Mad-eye Moody was sitting in a rickety wooden canoe, swaying back and forth. His big, blue eye swiveled to look at the convertible. Snape hee-hawed, then snorted, leaping out into the boat with Mad-eye.
"Aye, what are you bloody blokes doing?" Mad-eye snarled, stroking Snape as he licked his hand and purred.
"Uh…we're on a road trip…." Voldy replied, his eyes darting around nervously. Draco started to wail and flap his arms.
"Where to?" Mad-eye scratched Snape under the chin.
"I really…don't know yet." Voldy shrugged.
"See that ferret's hat?"
"Ferret? You mean Draco?"
"Yes, the young boy! See what it says?"
"Walt Disney World…"
"Go there…not far…in Orlando…"
"Okay then…" Voldy scratched his head in question.
"Just go!" Lucius pressed down on the gas, and they zoomed upward. Just as they straightened out, Snape came soaring through the air, his bottom scorched, and landed with a clunk into his seat.
"I DON'T LIKE CATS!" Mad-eye yelled up.
"Kitty!" Draco started to pet Snape.
"Oh god." Lucius shook his head, and stared forward. "To Disney?"
Voldy cringed at the two in the back.
"To Disney."
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A/n: Ha ha, Oliver always seems to say "Oi, Potter!", and the whole fangirl thing, so yeah. And I really don't think Mr. Weasley is gay, I just had to use that.
