Always (Or Just Most of the Time)

Summary: Me. Watching Zim. Laughing. Discovering portal to "heck". The Alliance is after me now. (screams)

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Author's Notes: I wrote this a long time ago and it was the first appearance of my alter ego. (tear).

Enthusiastic Hobo: ...

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AN: Just read it.

A girl with black hair and purple streaks sits in a folding chair watching IZ, laughing. Hard laughing. Double over in tears laughing, yes.

The girl, called Xir, takes a sip of juice. Grape, to be precise. "Yeehee!"

Xir looks down at the floor. A portal to Hell (actually just a big hole in the floor) seems to have appeared. Look at that. It's one of them...uh...orca whales...Xir shrugs. "Doodedodedoo..."

She looks back down at the PTH. "Hey!"

A little Zim keychain lies in the hole. Xir jetpacks down to it. "Thaz my Zim keything! I boughts it a long time ago! Nick canceled Zim!" She kicks the ground. "Maked me mad! I found Zim thing! Maked me sad!" The insane child's eyes flashed red momentarily.

Then she heard a voice at the ground level."Hey! You can't have that, that's mine!"

Cute face. "Yes I can!" O.O "Wait, what?"

A shadowy, Irkeny figure appears, followed by a large-headed child, followed by some chick with pointy hair.

Zim points to the keychain. "Gimme that!"

Xir death stares. She follows his gaze. "You want this?" Zim wiggles claws expectantly.

Xir points to Dib. "What are you doing here?"

Dib gives a deadpan glare.

"I don't have any Dib things."

Dib is crestfallen. "Nothing?"

"Not a-"

"I-"

"Not a thing."

A sad, silent moment ensues. Zim growls. "YOU! Bring that keychain up here!" He points to the ground floor.

"I don't wanna!" Xir remains stubborn. "Besides, whaddo I get out of it?" Cute face.

Zim is willing to compromise. "We'll buy you that book, 'I Feel Sick'."

Xir becomes serious suddenly. "And..."

The Zim sighs in exasperation and removes something from his pak, waving it in front of Xir. "Juuuuice..."

A black SIR with purple eyes jet packs out of the hole.

"Hey! You're IRKEN! What is this?" Zim asks of the SIR.

Xir just hands over the keychain. .

Suddenly, a herd of fan-girls breaks into Xir's room and takes a screaming Dib away. Zim steals his keychain and stalks away. Gaz shrugs and leaves without her attacked brother.

Xir shrugs. "Huh." She walks off, listening to 'Always' and drinking juice. Fangirls squeal outside. Sky rains juice. Walk into sunset now.

End.