Chapter 4
Ganondorf Lives On!
Oh my aching head, this game better be more then what it's worth the trouble I'm being put through. Is it me, or is gravity personally favoring me today, I feel like I'm wearing medieval armor.
I looked at myself and noticed that in fact I was wearing armor. Ganondorf's armor to be precise. The jewel was on my head, put something was out of place, I had pockets. I reached inside my right pocket and noticed a cell phone looking device. It then started to vibrate. I answered it.
"H-Hello?" I asked.
"Hello my dear boy, it's about time you recovered." Said the enigmatic voice.
"Who are you?"
"It's is me Master Hand, I take it your enjoying my game?"
"I barely started playing, what am I supposed to do, where am I?"
"All good questions for which I have no answers for. You'd better start running before the guards catch you."
"What guards?" I yelled, and then he hung up.
That guy was as crazy as he is old. I then noticed my surroundings; I seemed to be in some kind of castle. The walls were gray with stone bricks, but there was no roof, so I could see the cleared sky. There seemed to be a lot of places to venture, I even saw the drawbridge.
"Stop Fiend!" Cried a voice.
"Huh?" I turned around to see Link running toward me.
"Link, is that you?" I asked.
"Ganondorf, run!" Link yelled.
I noticed about a dozen soldiers chasing Link, they noticed me also, and decided that I was a fair target also.
"What are we running for?" I asked panting.
"I'll tell you later, we have to make it out of here!" Link told me.
So we ran together. I was feeling quite slow on the account of the armor. Oh no, the drawbridge was closing. We won't make it.
"How will we make it?" Link yelled.
"I have a stupid idea, but bear with me. Cover me!" I ordered.
"All right!" He replied
Link turned around, and let loose several arrows wounding the guards. His bombs left an impression, and no one liked his sword. I had a stupid idea, but maybe I can break the door down.
"Warlock…PUNCH!" I yelled and broke the door into oblivion.
"Let's go Link!" I yelled and we jumped into the moat that was placed before us.
The water wasn't the problem, it was my armor. I don't know how people could stand wearing this stupid stuff. Luckily we made it to the other side without many problems. The guards had no bridge thanks to me, and I would like to bet that they can't swim.
"Whew, so do mind telling me what you did to get them that riled up?" I exasperated.
"To tell you the truth, nothing. All I remember was waking up as Link, and the guards wanting to arrest me." He said.
"All right, as long as were here, we might as well travel to where ever to find out what's going on. My names Tygh, what's yours?" I asked.
"They call me Nathan, and should I be worried about you? You are my nemesis you know." Nathan said with a chuckle.
"Don't worry, I may use a bad guy, but I'm all good. We can be a team, like on team battle mode."
"Cool, but we better get moving, these guys are starting to pull out archers." He said.
I finally noticed that they were preparing to fire at us, so we got up and ran away before they could even get a glance of us. We saw a forest in front of us, so we decided to camp out there.
After a good while we got a fire going and told some stories about our lives and personalities, but we didn't get far until we heard a rustle in bushes.
"Take out your sword." Whispered Link.
"How?" I whispered back.
"Do you have that cell phone thingy? Well, scan through it a bit and you should find some equipment." I scanned through and saw my sword, I pushed the main button, and it appeared in my hands. Apparently it was lighter than it appeared. Not only did my clothes change, I guess my physical appearance changed as well. I haven't looked in a mirror yet so I guess I look like Ganondorf.
The rustling stopped, but then a huge skunk scurried its way across the lit area.
"Whew, hehe, for a second I thought it was a beast or something." I said.
"It is, beast of the stench, good lord!" He exclaimed.
"Ha-ha!" I laughed. "Can I ask you something?"
"Sure."
"Why did you trust me when we first met?"
"Don't know, when I noticed that I was Link, I figured that everyone else was a character. And as you said you're a good person, so I'll take your word for it. I'm usually known for gullibility."
"Ha-ha, all right. Well we'd better get some sleep, it's a big day tomorrow."
"Okay, g'night."
Before we even had five seconds of sleep we heard a beast rampaging through the forest. Nathan and I woke up with a fright, well we were startled that's all.
"What was that?" Nathan asked.
"It sounded like DK. Let's find out." I answered. Nathan was a little hesitant but he went along anyway. While walking through the forest, the noise got louder, and we saw something hanging from the branches. I was too stupid enough to call out to it.
"DK, is that you? It's me Ganondorf!" I yelled to it.
"Huh, HUHA HUHA!" He yelled out.
"Tygh, look out!" Nathan said as the figure charged for me.
"Whoa!" I called out.
"Ganondorf, I challenge you to a fight!" He barked out.
The field around us started to rise, soon enough DK and I were standing on a floating rock.
All this was too much to take in. I then noticed my opponent, it wasn't DK. Instead it was a huge man twice the normal sized, hairy as an ape, and that funky hair style like DK. He had the red tie with "DK" on it. He had short black pants on, thank god. Unfortunately I couldn't get any more descriptions because he was charging for me. As soon as he was on top of me he slammed the ground with an earth shattering pound.
"Whoa!" I said getting out of the way. So he meant business, I guess I will too. I started off with my signature Gerudo Dragon with a direct hit, before he regained balance I grabbed him in the air and slammed him with a Dark Dive. He wasn't too happy, but neither was I when he pulled out a Ray Gun. He started shooting but much too his dismay, I blocked them all with ease.
"Stop it you little Punk!" He yelled in frustration.
"Sorry, I have a knack for annoying people too much." He obviously didn't take that comment too well, and started charging his fist. That means he's going to go all out and a direct hit will leave more than a bruise. He's done, now he started running toward me with all his might, before he could throw his fist at me, I dodged and went behind him. He must've known this because he turned around and threw me across his shoulders. That didn't feel too well, but I got up and slammed him like a Rugby player.
Before he could get up I ran up to him, grabbed him by the tie, kneed him in the gut a couple times, and threw him in the air. Once airborne I executed a perfect Dark Dive, and he went whizzing into the air. As he jumped onto the field I slammed him back out with a fling wizard foot.
The match was won, and the field lowered back to its original state. I was a bit dizzy and I saw Nathan run up to me to see if I was all right.
"Tygh, you okay man?" He asked.
"Am
I still alive?"
"Don't know, never seen the living dead
before." Nathan said.
"Ha, nice. Where's DK?" I asked.
"Over there." Nathan pointed to DK's body lying in the grass.
I went over to see if he was okay. I tried communicating but there was no answer. Then his body started to disintegrate. All that was left was DK's symbol floating and spinning in mid-air.
"What is it, what happened?" Nathan asked.
"DK's symbol, it's all that's left." I answered.
"Oh yeah, I read that in my cell thingy. Whenever you defeat an opponent you get a prize. Go ahead, take it." Nathan insisted.
So I went over to grab DK's symbol. Once I touched it, I felt this rushing power overcome me. I felt the call of the wild throughout my whole body. Then my cell started vibrating. It showed a picture of DK's symbol and a description. "With this you gain the ability of DQuake. This technique allows you to create major earthquakes with just a step of your foot. You also gain more strength, dexterity, and maneuverability."
"Cool, I can't wait for my first victory." Nathan exclaimed.
"I wouldn't be too anxious, you could lose and I would be all alone."
"Yeah, I'd better stay just to protect you."
"Oh, I need protecting, you were the one cowering from that skunk."
We went on for hours and hours, and sooner or later we just fell asleep next to the camp fire.
NO IDEAS FOR YOU ODD-MINDED FREAKS!
