GANDALF:
See how the Fates their gifts allot,
For they made Leggy very hot.
And he is worthy, I dare say,
Of all the FanGirls that have ever come his way!
GIMLI:
You think he's worthy?
LEGOLAS:
I should say
Though still some seem to think I'm gay.
FELLOWSHIP:
Gay as in happy!
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
FanGirl boffing, Ha! ha! ha!
Some may say joyous, others would say gay,
Doesn't matter either way!
Some may say joyous, others would say gay,
Doesn't matter either way!
GIMLI:
If I were
Fortune - which I'm not
I would enjoy his happy lot,
And I would be a beauty too
And have FanGirls coming out my wazoo.
ARAGORN, FARAMIR, FRODO, EOMER and LEGOLAS:
You do not want that…
GIMLI, GANDALF, THEODEN and DENETHOR.
Yes, we do
We want FanGirls out our wazoo…
FELLOWSHIP:
They would be happy!
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
Fangirl boffing, Ha! ha! ha!
But condemned to loneliness' way,
Wretched meritorious they!
But condemned to loneliness' way,
Wretched meritorious they!
Original Lyrics: See How The Fates Their Gifts Allot from The Mikado
