Disclaimer- I don't own any Spongebob characters, they belong to Nickolodeon.

It was a bright morning under the sea, and Squidward Tentacles was sun tanning outside even though it was quite early in the morning.

All of a sudden... "hooooonnnnnnkkkkkkk!!!!" went SpongeBob's alarm "horn." He ate fairly quickly and ran outside to join Squidward. As usual, he started to annoy Squid. He kept on telling him what a great friend he was (He was acually pretty happy to hear that he was a nice guy) but after a while, it became so annoying that he burst out.

"SHUT UP!!!!!!!" he shrieked. "GO FIND SOME OTHER PERSON TO BE FRIENDS WITH!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!"

SpongeBob started to get tears in his eyes. He ran back to his house and cuddled up to his pet snail, Gary. "Oh Gary," SpongeBob sobbed, "I wish I had a friend." Then it came to him. The most brilliant idea (so he thought) he had ever had. He would go find a friend! He decided to draw what kind of creature it would be like.

"He has to be... slowminded" SpongeBob said to himself while drawing the picture, (He didn't want a friend that was going to be smarter than him. Although, he thought that there was no one smarter than him!) "he has to be ugly, fat, stupid, someone that lives close to me..." That's when he heard someone knocking at the door.

"Who is it?" he asked.

"It's the pizza guy" the fish replied.

"I'm coming," said SpongeBob.

He opened the door to find a fat, ugly guy standing at his door. "Thanks," he said and closed the door.

He went back to his drawing and looked at the picture. He noticed that his drawing kind of looked a bit like the pizza guy.

"Wait!" he said as he opened the door. The pizza guy turned around.

Spongebob had to check if he was stupid. (He already knew that he was fat and ugly and he assumed that he lived close to him.)

"Tell me," SpongeBob started, "what is 4 plus4?"

"That's so obvious," said the pizza guy, "it's 10."

"Drat," SpongeBob said to himself, "even I don't know that!"

"Okay you can go," said SpongeBob sadly.

"Whatever" replied the pizza guy, and he drove away.

A/N- I'm new here so pweez be nice with your reviews! Pweez, Pweez R&R!!!!!!!!!