Disclaimer- I don't own any SppongeBob characters whatsoever. They belong to Nickolodeon.
They were off. SpongeBob was trotting along the road humming a song and Gary was gliding slowly behind him. " Gary! I told you not to slow me down!" SpongeBob scolded Gary.
"Meow." Gary replied.
"I know that you're sorry but I want to get to the bus station as fast as possible." SpongeBob said while picking Gary up to carry him so it would be much faster.
"Meow?" Gary asked after a long period of silence.
SpongeBob, being scared because Gary just broke the silence suddenly, yelled "No Gary! I can't boat around! Mrs. Puff still hasn't passed me in my boating test! I cannot boat until I get my license, and that's final!"
"Meeeeoooowwww," Gary said sarcastically.
"Fine! Be that way!" he muttered to Gary because he was starting to get a little embarrassed.
When they got to the bus station, no one was there. No one was anywhere. SpongeBob looked at the old bus schedule from that had been there for 50 years. Of course, he had no idea it had been there for so long, but the rotting paper would have given it away to most fish.
"It says here that the bus will be here in about 5 minutes," SpongeBob told Gary.
"Meow?" Gary asked SpongeBob.
"Yes, Gary," he said, "I know what I'm doing, and, yes, I'm sure about this.
"Meow," Gary said to SpongeBob and went to sit down on a bench. They were there for what seemed like hours. Actually, it was hours! And more hours and more!
"Meow?" Gary asked SpongeBob tiredly.
"I'm not sure when the bus will be here," SpongeBob said tiredly as well, "probably very soon."
But the bus didn't come. They waited and waited and waited. And then they waited some more. Finally SpongeBob told Gary, "I don't think the bus is going to come for a while, Gary. Let's just walk a little bit and wait for a bus at another station.
So they walk to the next station. No one there. The next. No one. Suddenly, SpongeBob started to wail really loud and screamed out, "I can't take it anymore! Where the heck are all the buses!"
"Hey dude!" a fish said, "there's a special week this year, and bus drivers get to take that whole week off. And guess what! IT'S THIS WEEK YOU MORON!
Then SpongeBob said, "Oh," and walked away with Gary beside him, his back slumped over.
"Oh Gary..." he said softly to his pet snail, "I had no idea it would be this much work to find a friend..."
A/N- Everything bad alway happens to Sponge, doesn't it! Anyway, pweez RR!
