Disclaimer- I, punkgurl7, do solemly swear that... I DON"T OWN ANY SPONGEBOB CHARACTERS! I really don't!

... a fat pink starfish! He pulled out his drawing from his pocket and looked at it and looked at the stupid, ugly, fat figure in front if him. An exact replica! He was so excited he ran up to this strange-looking, funny-smelling creature and hugged him.

"Hi my name's Patrick!" the starfish said

"My name's SpongeBob," SpongeBob told Patrick, "do you want to be my friend?"

"Me?" Patrick asked looking very shocked at what the little yellow square asked him, "me?"

"Yes, you!" SpongeBob said smiling.

"Sure!" Patrick replied.

...Awkward Silence...

"Um," SpongeBob started.

"Hmmm..." Patrick said.

"What do we do now?" SpongeBob asked.

"Hehe," Patrick said looking retarded,"I made a funny!"

SpongeBob looked at Patrick as though he were insane and said, "What do you mean Patrick? You didn't tell me a joke!"

"No," Patrick told SpongeBob, "the mushy-gushy kind that smells!"

"You didn't make me mashed onions either!" SpongeBob said, "so what is the 'funny'?"

"Well, it smells like mashed onions..." Patrick said and took a big snif.

SpongeBob looked back at Patrick's butt and saw a bit lump... I'll stop there.

"So Patrick, why don't you live in Bikini Bottom, where I live?" SpongeBob asked.

"I kind of do, but I also live in Jamaica, here, hawaii, Quebec, Manitoba, California and many othe places. Pretty much every rock you'll every see, I might be under it!"

"Well there's a very nice rock next to my neighbor, Squidward. It's right next to his house. Would you like to live there?" SpongeBob asked hopefully.

"Would I ever!" he yelled and seemed so exited.

"Well you could walk home with me and Gary, mey pet snail... wait Gary? GARY! Where are you!" SpongeBob was very nervous. He had once lost Gary and, well you should remember, he found him in his library. But this time, he could be anywhere!

"Oh Patrick!" SpongeBob wailed, "We have to find Gary!"

"Can we get an ice cream first, I'm starved" Patrick asked rubbing his stomach.

"No! Patrick, we have to find him! I need to find him! I can't lose him, he's one of my best friends!"

"But, but... I thought I was your best friend!" Patrick said and started to sob.

"Not now, Patrick. We have to find Gary and then you can be my best friend, okay?" SpongeBob asked.

"Okay, but can we get an ice cream first? My tummy is rumbling!" Patrick asked once again rubbing his stomach once again.

"I already told you, Patrick, WE... HAVE... TO... FIND... GARY!

"And then we can get an ice cream!" Patrick said hoping the answer would be yes.

A/N- I'm real sorry about the short chapters once again, but I really don't have that much time! Pweez R&R!