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DIARY OF DRACO

Diary Entry Four

Thursday 15 July

Am not grounded anymore.  Mother came back yesterday and got mad at father.  Am now free.  I love my mother.  All of her.  Especially when I 'accidentally' walk into the bathroom when she is in the shower…I said it was accidental!

Note to self:  I have the feeling somebody is reading this, so I will have to be more discreet.

Friday 16 July

Tomorrow is Crabbe and Goyle's wedding.  Should I go?  Or should I gatecrash their reception?  Should I give them both poison?  Am I blabbering?  I think I am.

I must find a girl/boy friend soon.  Being single is driving me insane.

Note to self:  Girl or Boy friend?

Sunday 18 July

I cannot stand Father any longer!  He keeps trying to ground me for nothing.  Am seriously considering asking Voldie to kill him off for me.

No, wait.  He buys me expensive things!

On the other hand, so does Mother.  Oh, lovely Mother.

This is slowly turning into an obsession.

Note to self:  Try and quash incestuous obsession.

Wednesday 23 July

Nearly time to go back to school.  Got my results for the OWLS back yesterday.  Here they are:

Potions:  Exceeds Expectations

Defence Against the Dark Arts:  Acceptable

Charms:  Poor

History of Magic:  Poor

Divination:  Dreadful

Arithmancy:  Exceeds Expectations

Transfiguration:  Acceptable

Care of Magical Creatures:  Troll

I didn't even know it was possible to get a 'Troll'.  Am considering suicide.  Not one Outstanding on the whole paper!

On the up side, I am still a Prefect.  Potter is not.

Note to self:  torture Potter.

Saturday 26 July

Am packing things to go to school.  Amongst my treasures:  solid gold gobstones, dark arts books, framed picture of mother.  Amongst things to burn:  OWL results sheet, old textbooks, picture of father.  Evil father.

Note to self:  Wonder what Potter has got for OWLS?

Thursday 31 July

School tomorrow.  Have finished packing.  Mother got my things yesterday on her way to buy Dark Arts ingredients.  Am v. apprehensive.  Don't know what Potter got for OWLS or whether he has got a girlfriend.  Will find out tomorrow.

END OF DIARY PAGE

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