Drunken Bar Tales #2

Starring: Gojyo, Hakkai, Goku

Water, Boars, and... Monkeys?

A/N: Is it just me, or does Gojyo seem kinda... violent? Hmm... I'll have to work on that.

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"Hey! Hakkai, C'mere." Goku shouted over the ruckus that the bar was making. Hakkai sauntered over, acting like he was drunk to avoid suspicion. Nothing human could have survived the amount of beer that he had consumed, much less not been drunk. He leaned down and lent the little monkey an ear.

"You're staring at Gojyo's ass. You know that, right?" Goku smiled a little, and the wheels in his head were turning. Hakkai looked at Goku, a little disturbed. When he wasn't whining about how hungry he was, his mind was busy disturbing them all. Hakkai leaned in closer.

"What are you talking about? I was doing no such thing!" Hakkai stood up and was about to walk away, when Goku grabbed his arm and lifted himself up to whisper in his ear.

"He noticed, you know. And he's been starring at you the entire time. Think about it." he smiled, before turning around and walking out the front door. A few moments later, Gojyo appeared beside him.

"What's with him?" Gojyo asked simply. Hakkai shrugged.

"He seems to think that you like me. Weird, hunh?" Gojyo chuckled.

"Damned monkey." he sighed, and his arm snaked around Hakkai's shoulders. Hakkai looked up at Gojyo sharply.

"I wanted you to figure it out yourself. He had to go and spoil it. Bastard midget monkey." and with that he tipped him back onto the bar, throwing his hands down on either side of him. People where cursing loudly about there spilt drinks, and diverting their eyes as they walked away. Hakkai was flushed and struggled to throw the kappa off him. But it was to no avail. Gojyo just stood and waited for him to settle down.

After Hakkai had noticeably tired, Gojyo leaned his face into Hakkai's neck. He breathed out slowly, letting his hot breath travel across the smooth skin, causing a faint shiver.

"It took you so long to figure it out, but even then you didn't notice it until it was right in front of you. I thought that you were more observant then that." Hakkai tried to respond to this, but he just couldn't get the words out. They were stuck in the throat that Gojyo was so patiently breathing on. Suddenly he felt Gojyo's tongue slither across the side of his neck. It was unexpected enough that it broke a small gasp from him. He could almost feel Gojyo smiling.

"Ahh, noise. See how easy that was? Now..." he leaned in closer, "..I'm going to make you scream." with that, he grabbed Hakkai and dragged him out the door.

"Moments later, they had rejoined Goku in the hotel, but Gojyo pulled him by Goku before they had a chance to exchange words. Hakkai shot a 'help me' glance, but Goku just smiled and turned away. Seconds after that, Hakkai felt himself thrown flat on the bed, his shirt already removed. Gojyo smiled and crawled on top of him, as Hakkai struggled against his weight.

"Hakkai?" Gojyo whispered quietly, leaning down to brush his lips against Hakkai's.

"Uh.. Y..yes?" Hakkai was a little surprised that Gojyo hadn't ripped the rest of his clothes off. He had seen how tenacious he was with women.

"Is this something that you really want?" It was almost surprising that Gojyo was asking permission, given how forceful he had been before.

"What?"

"You know that I wouldn't do this to you if you didn't want it, right?"

"I... I guess..." Hakkai was still struggling for words. He felt overheated just by being near Gojyo when he was like this.

"So... basically what I'm asking for is permission. Do you mind?" Hakkai was getting worried. He had no idea how to answer such a question. Finally, he just went by his first reaction.

"No. I don't mind at all." Gojyo beamed a smile at him.

"Good."

Bwahaha. Silly, silly reader. No lemons for you! giggle