Disclaimer:Ranma and Mahoromatic Maiden does not belong to me.

Mahoromatic Maiden: Ranma's New Life

Chapter 1: A New Maid?

"What? Are you serious?" asked a seemingly confused Hamaguchi. Toshiya Hamaguchi is Ranma's friend from childhood. Hamaguchi is a very playful person who takes love a little too seriously. Standing at 5'5, Hamaguchi has Orange-Hair and possesses a sort of skinny build. Has a bit of a perverted nature and wishes he could find a cute girl to be his girlfriend. He is in the tennis club. Very paranoid and believes in aliens.

"A maid? Seems kind of like a big step forward don't you think?" asked Kawahara questioningly. Kiyomi Kawahara is also Ranma's friend from childhood. Kawahara is very talented in Kendo, and has a very serious attitude. Standing at 5'6, Kawahara has Dark blue hair with a medium build. Almost emotionless when dealing with girls, although Riho Asaoka is one girl he wouldn't mind dating. Calm nature, he also doesn't believe in Karma or fate.

"Why, does it seem that strange I'm getting a maid?" asked Ranma. Ranma Misato. (A.N. Remember does not look like Suguru) Standing at 5'8, Ranma is the tallest of this trio of friends. He has brown hair put in a new and improved ponytail,(inherited from his new parents)a lean, muscled build with small, bulging biceps, and has a firm, lean stomach. He is the most popular guy in Hiritsu Municipal High school. Girls want him, boys want to be him, Ranma has made himself quite a name at Hiritsu. Ranma, possessing the mind of a 16 year old, used his knowledge to become much smarter than he ever was before and self-taught himself martial arts. He was very close to His parents, and believed that the gods were truly against him to take him away from his father and mother. He loved them more than he loved life itself because of how they were. Nice. Not like his past life. Ranma is a 7 dan in martial arts and has an I.Q. of 167, but he kept that information a secret for his sake and all the people he cared about. To everyone else, Ranma was a 3 dan martial artist with an I.Q. of 130.

"No we thought it would be fun to act like we were surprised." Hamaguchi said calmly while finishing his Ramen bowl. Ranma facefaulted.

"Yeah Ranma, Hamaguchi is right, your house is a waste dump. Its about time you hired a maid." Said an equally calm Kawahara.

"Heh heh I guess you guys are right." Said Ranma nervously.

-Gulp Gulp Gulp Gulp-

"Ah Wow that was some good Ramen, WOW look at the time I'm gonna miss the bus, BYE!" Ranma shouted out as he left the Ramen shop with his backpack.

"AWWW……" the group of girls in the Ramen shop said as Ranma left. Hamaguchi and Kawahara sweatdropped.

'I don't know whether to be happy or mad at Ranma' the two boys thought.

-

"Whew I made it." Ranma said as he got on the bus. He paid the fare and went to his seat. Ranma paused in midstep.

'Wait a minute, I don't take the bus, why am I here again? Oh well must be fate I guess.' Ranma thought.

-

In a different dimension, Fate sneezed, causing several cities to explode.

"Oops" said Fate.

-

Ranma whistled as he waited for the bus to move. Then he noticed someone on the other side of the bus a seat away from him. A girl with long, bluish hair in a maid uniform.

'Wow she's pretty cute, wonder if she works at a local tea shop or something?' Ranma thought while staring intently at the girl.

The girl saw Ranma looking at her and smiled at him. Ranma blushed.

'Shes got a nice smile too, hmm wouldn't it be nice if she was my maid?' Ranma thought as he went into perverted dream land.

-Dream World-

"No we mustn't Master Ranma its not proper"

"Oh come on just for a little while"

Giggle "Oh no we really shouldn't….."

-End Dream Sequence-

Ranma drooled. Then he noticed two people entering the bus, one with a bag full of money, while the other had a gun in his hand.

"Alright everyone, We are hijacking this bus so nobody MOVE!" shouted the one with the gun(lets call him moron 1). Patrons in the bus screamed in terror as moron 1 fired a warning shot upwards.

"Big brother, they are gonna catch us!" said the man with the bag full of money, obviously frightened(Lets call him moron 2).

"Shut up! We aren't gonna get caught," moron 1 turned to the bus driver who was hiding his head behind the wheel and said " You driver! Drive Now!"

"Y-yes S-sir!" stuttered the bus driver as he changed the gears and drove, going about 50 mph.

-Sound of Sirens-

"Shit! I got a little too greedy!" shouted out moron 1.

"Waaaa!" screamed a little girl, barely the age of 4.

"Hey! Shut her up, Now!" shouted out moron 1.

"I'm trying please forgive her!" cried the mother of the child.

"Whaa! My Yochi Doll!" cried the girl as she tried to reach for the doll on the bus floor.

The girl in the maid uniform was about to get the doll for the little girl when Ranma beat her to it.

"Here's you're Yochi doll little girl." Ranma said as he grinned.

"Yay! Thank you Mr. Nice Man! Hee Hee." Giggled the little girl as she began to play with her doll.

'So innocent' Ranma thought.

"HEY! DID I SAY YOU COULD GET OUT OF YOUR SEAT HUH? WELL DID I?" moron 1 shouted as he was about to hit Ranma with the butt of his pistol. 3 school girls who were in the back seat shrieked.

-Shlink-

Moron 1 stared incredulously as he saw Ranma grab his wrist.

"You've got to do better than that!" Ranma said confidently as he than sweeped moron 1's feet and used both of his hands to grab the front of moron 1's shirt to throw him to the front of the bus.

Moron 1 snapped out of his daze and shouted out, "You little punk! I'll kill you!"

Moron 1 then raised his pistol wobbly and tried to aim for Ranma. Everyone screamed.

"Shit, I can dodge, but these innocent people will get in the way of those bullets." Ranma said as tried to think of a way to protect everyone from harm before it was too late.

-Blam Blam Blam- the gun shot off as three bullets headed towards Ranma.

'Crap!' Ranma thought as he closed his eyes as he prepared to take the bullets for the sake of the people on the bus.

-Slish Slish Slish Bssss-

Ranma opened one eye. He saw the girl in the maid uniform in front of him, holding her hand out towards moron one. Three bullets seem to be in between her fingers. Moron 1 stared while Moron 2 fainted. Unfortunately, The bus driver fainted also, the stress finally getting to him.

-Uh-Oh-

Ranma snapped out of his confused state and shouted out, " Quick the bus is out of control, someone needs to get ahold of the wheel!"

"Right!" the girl said as she walked to the driver's seat of the bus.

"S-stay B-back y-you m-m-monster I-I'll s-shoot!" stuttered Moron 1.

"I'm not a monster, I am a combat android, and my job is to protect people, and right now I'm doing that job." The girl said softly as she karate-chopped the man on the neck, knocking him out.

-Ssssshhhttt-

Ranma ran and got a hold of the wheel, trying to control the out-of-control bus from crashing into a building.

"I Cant Control It!" Ranma shouted out.

Mahoro then got behind him, as she put her hands on top of Ranma's helping him in making the bus skid and softly smash into a nearby building.

-

Ranma woke with a daze as he tried to control the dizziness in his head. He then realized his head was on someone's lap.

"Wha?" Ranma questioned.

"Are you ok? You took quite a fall there." A white and blue blur said to Ranma in a soft voice.

"Uh yeah I'm ok.." Ranma said as his head was finally clear and took a good look at the person above him. It was the girl in the maid uniform.

-Police Sirens-

"Oops sorry I've got to go, I don't have time to be interviewed by the police, Bye!" the girl shouted in a mousy voice while running mach 1.

Ranma sweatdropped.

'What a strange girl…' Ranma thought.

-

-Sigh-

"Did those damn policemen have to ask me so many questions?" Ranma asked no one in particular.

-Sigh-

Ranma then enters his front gate and suddenly hears someone singing in his garden. Ranma followed the voice then saw someone familiar tending to his flowers.

'Huh? The girl in the maid uniform?'

"Hmm ah! Oh your finally here!" the girl said as she stood up and brushed off some dirt from her apron.

"Ahem, my name is V18. Mahoro and I'm going to be your new maid Master Ranm-." Mahoro paused as she saw her employer laying on the ground.

-What a strange girl………-

TBC.

A.N. Wow longer than my other chapters. My updates won't come this fast in the future, I've got exams coming up!

Ja'ne!