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Mahoromatic Maiden : Ranma's New Life
Side story : Ranma's Upbringing
(A.N. Here Ranma is about 4 years old)
"Ranma! Ranma! Damn it where are you boy?" Ryuu Misato, Ranma's father, wondered.
-Bonk- "Ouch!"
"No swearing in the house husband, you know that." Yuka Misato, Ranma's mother, stated sternly. Ryuu grumbled.
'Ranma got me in trouble again, I swear that kids smarter than he looks. Its almost like he's intentionally getting me into trouble.' Ryuu thought miserably.
(Flashback)
Ryuu was drooling. Of course he had a good reason to of course. His wife had just made the most delicious looking apple pie he's ever seen. If it tasted as half as good as it looked, than, well, than, I mean come on, it's pie! Ryuu was still drooling. He than overextended his hands and was about to have a taste when…
-Bonk- "Oww!"
"Uh, Uh, Uh, no pie before lunch Ryuu. It'll just spoil your appetite. Now call Ranma down, his friends are here." Yuka said while smiling. Ryuu sighed.
"Yes, Yuka," Ryuu looked away from the delicious pie, and turned towards the stairs and shouted out, "Ranma! You're friends are here, come down and greet them!" Ryuu then turned back to the pie only to find it gone.
'HUH?' Ryuu looked around and found Ranma, crouching, next to his legs, finishing what seemed to be the remains of "his" apple pie. He tried to grab Ranma, but he dodged his father and then threw a piece of pie at his father's face. After that, Ranma proceeded to put the plate which contained the pie, in his father's hands, while Ryuu was too shocked to know what was going on at the present moment. Only one thing was going through his mind. HIS pie was gone.
"No Not MY Pie!" Ryuu cried out, which unfortunately, caused Yuka to turn around in surprise. Yuka's face went through many emotions. First, surprise, then, disappointment, finally, anger. Pure Anger. A pure red aura was seen as Yuka prepared to strike her husband. Ryuu was frozen with fear as Yuka shouted out, " RYUU NO BAKA!"
-Clank-
"Oof!"
"Ouch!"
"Mercy!"
–Bonk-
"AHHHH!"
(End Flashback)
Ryuu shivered. Now THAT was scary.
Ryuu then upstairs to get his 'ahem' hentai collection. I mean Ranma was getting to that age right? Soon he'll grow to be a fine boy with many admirers, just like his father.(A.N. Yeah right) Besides, he wasn't getting any younger.
"Ranma! Come here!" Ryuu shouted out. He heard footsteps nearing and saw his little boy enter his and his wife's bedroom.
"Yeah pop, what do you want?" Chibi-Ranma asked while crossing his arms under his chest. Ryuu grumbled. His son was so disrespectful. He almost had a right mind to smack Ranma. He shook his head. He had a mission to fulfill.
"Well Ranma, I've decided you are finally old enough to learn everything I know about women, and believe me, I know a lot about women." Ryuu lied through his teeth. He actually didn't know a lot about women besides what he read in magazines and what his wife tells him. Well at least he had a lot of hentai magazines. Ryuu sighed then he looked into Ranma's eyes with a glint in his. Ranma flinched back a bit. The look in his eyes scared him.
"Heh heh heh heh Heh HA HA HA HA"
"Huh? No wait pops don't I don't wann- AHHHHH!"
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-5 hours Later-
Ranma sat down on the couch in his parent's living room with two pieces of tissue paper stuck up his nose. Dried blood was seen all over his face. Ranma sighed.
"5 hours of this everyday and I really will become the pervert Akane makes me out to be." Ranma said to no one in particular.
'Still, those girls in those magazines did have quite an ampl- NO NO NO!' Ranma shook his head.
-Sigh-
"Well, even if dad's a bit of a pervert, I wouldn't change this for the world." Ranma said happily. Ranma sighed.
-Life is good-
TBC.
This doesn't really prove a point, nor does it affect the outcome of the story, except the fact that it does tell where Ranma got his perverted streak. More to come!
Ja'ne!
