Disclaimer : Ranma and Mahoromatic Maiden do not belong to me.
Mahoromatic Maiden : Ranma's New Life
Chapter 3 : School Daze
(A.N. Remember, Ranma and his friends are 15 years old! 10th grade!)
"I'm leaving now Mahoro!" Ranma shouted out as he put on his shoes. He was about to leave when Mahoro stopped him. She was carrying a large object that looked strangely like a bento if it weren't for the fact that it was almost half of Ranma's height. Mahoro, like always, was smiling like there was no tomorrow.
" Oh, you can't forget you're bento Mast-"Wait Mahoro, please don't call me Master, it's very aggravating." Ranma said while holding his head. Mahoro just nodded.
"Understood Ma- um, I mean Ranma. Anyways, here's you're lunch!" Mahoro said happily as she gave Ranma the gigantic bento. Ranma sweatdropped when he realized it was a little heavy, even for him.
"Uh thanks, well I'll be on my way!" Ranma said as he ran out into the street, heading to school. Mahoro just sighed.
"Oh and Ranma I'm cleaning your room today!" Mahoro shouted out to Ranma. He just waved his hand in acknowledgement.
"Well I guess I better start cleaning up." Mahoro said to no one in particular as she went inside and started to sing a song.
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"Good morning Ranma-sempai!"
"Good morning Ranma!"
"Hey, Good-looking!"
(Wolf Call)
"Oh what a HUNK!"
"I LOVE YOU RANMA!"
"Ranma-Sempai, Over here!"
Ranma sweatdropped as he realized he was once again surrounded by a giant crowd of girls, none of them refusing to move. I mean don't the girls have classes, and why are they calling him sempai? Some of them were a year ahead of him. Ranma shook his head as he realized he was going to be late for class once again.
"Uh girls I-"Shhh Ranma-Sempai's talking!" some random girl said. The girls all went silent as they realized their boy idol was saying something. Ranma sweatdropped again.
"Um thanks" Ranma told the girl hesitantly. The girl fainted with hearts in her eyes. Ranma sweatdropped once again. He then sighed.
"Please girls, I don't want to be late for class again, I'll get in trouble!" Ranma stated, loudly enough for the whole crowd to hear. The girls gasped. They were going to get Ranma in trouble! The crowd then parted like the red sea. Ranma sweatdropped again. He then walked towards the entrance to school, the girls followed along. Ranma sighed. It was going to be a long day.
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Mahoro was cleaning some bedsheets while humming. Guru (A.N. Guru is the family dog) was next to her barking about something or another. Mahoro then went inside and came out with a dog bowl with dog food inside it. She fed it to Guru. Guru ate it with gusto. Mahoro sighed.
"Well I guess its lunch time for me too. I wonder if Ranma will like the lunch I made him?" Mahoro asked no one in particular. She then went inside, singing about pumpkin dessert. A scream was heard. Mahoro then came out of the house with something in her hand as she shouted out, "What is this doing here?"
Guru sweatdropped.
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"Do you want to share your lunch with me Ranma-sempai?"
"Please take me- er, I mean my lunch Ranma-sempai!"
"This is too much even for me, but I'd be glad to share it with you Sempai!"
"Eat my lunch Sempai!"
"I WANT YOU SEMPAI!"
"I'm hungry for you Sempai!"
Ranma sweatdropped. He then said he had his own lunch and he severely regretted it as all the girls, from grade 9-12, left with tears in their eyes. Ranma sighed.
"Hey Ranma!"
"Yo!"
"Hey Ranma!"
Ranma turned around to see three of his other friends, Rin Todoroki, Miyuki Sakura, and Chizuko Oe.
"The girls at it again Ranma?" Rin asked. Ranma sweatdropped.
"You got that right at least." Ranma said.
Rin Todoroki is Ranma's friend from childhood. A pretty girl with long, black, Japanese-style hair. Standing at 5'6, Rin has a very womanly figure, with petite, round breasts. Her ancestors were said to be Samurai's in the Edo Period, so naturally her father is very Honorable. She dreams of becoming a beautiful bride. She is also secretly in love with Ranma.
"Hey, Ran, don't worry about it, if you just get a girlfriend, ahem, say one of us, then they'll leave you alone." Miyuki said while blushing.
Miyuki is also Ranma's friend from childhood. Her parents own the Sakura Bath House. She has a short, boyish haircut with blue hair. Standing at 5'5, Miyuki has a sort of girlish figure, with small breasts, bordering flat-chested. She is very tomboyish and has 3 other sisters. She is also a very cheerful and hopeful person. She is also secretly in love with Ranma.
"Hey, Miyuki, what are you trying to say? Are you in love with Ranma or something?" Chizu asked questioningly while closing one eye cutely. Miyuki blushed even more.
Chizuko Oe is also a friend of Ranma's from childhood. Aside from her childish personality, Chizu does not look like a 10th grader. She has long, blonde hair put into her ever famous ponytail. Standing at 5'3, Chizu looks more like a 5th grader than a tenth. She has a small, girlish figure with a flat chest. She absolutely loves food and can recognize famous delicacies from just one glace from them. Does she also secretly love Ranma? Maybe.
Ranma sighed as the girls started arguing about him again. Why does this always happen to him, and where were Hamaguchi and Kawahara?
"So Ranma, Which one of us do you think will suit you better as a girlfriend? Rin asked while fluttering her eyelashes. All three girls looked at him expectantly. Ranma was sweating. Then he spotted Hamaguchi and Kawahara, eating their lunch nearby.
"OH, look its Hamaguchi and Kawahara! I'll just go eat lunch with them, sorry girls, bye!" Ranma said while running as fast as he could before the girls could realize he just dodged they're question.
"Hey!"
"Come back here Ranma!"
"No Fair!"
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'I better get this to Ranma or else!' Mahoro thought.
Mahoro was standing on the edge of the Misato household's roof, holding her hand out while closing her eyes. Then she said out loud, "I, Mahoro, call upon the Sylphied"
Mahoro stayed absolutely still. Then a noise was heard that distinctly sounded like that of a roaring engine. A flying object came diving from the sky. It went directly at Mahoro and she disappeared in a puff of smoke. The flying object was last seen flying towards Hiritsu Municipal High School.
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Ranma sweatdropped. In his hand was his bento. Big enough to feed a army.
"Ranma, about the lunches you've been bringing this past week." Hamaguchi asked.
"Boy, she really puts her heart into it huh?" Kawahara stated knowingly. Ranma scratched under the base of his ponytail.
"You really think so?" Ranma asked.
"Whoa, today its chicken rice and deep fried chicken?" Miyuki asked.
"Oh look there's even a flag with it, you better make sure it stands up straight." Rin said. Chizu was on the other side of Ranma's desk, drooling.
"That's it I've got to have a taste. Mmmm." Chizu said, extending her hand with a tiny spoon scooping up a portion of the rice, tasting it. She closed her eyes, savoring the taste, then immediately opened them as she screamed to the gods about how good the food was, dancing like there was no tomorrow. Ranma sweatdropped. Chizu then started babbling about which food is which and where it came from, then immediately stopped and looked directly into Ranma's eyes. She then asked in a low, confused voice, Who on Earth is your maid Ranma?" Ranma just looked nervous. Everyone else started to look at him suspiciously.
Ranma closed his eyes and repeated in his mind 'Soul of Ice, Soul of Ice, Soul of Ice.' He then opened his eyes and said, "She's just an ordinary maid, nothing more, nothing less." Ranma said as he looked away from Chizu only to find himself being glared at by Hamaguchi and Kawahara.
"Ordinary huh? How come when I called you earlier, the voice that answered the phone sounded really cute?" Kawahara asked. Ranma just kept repeating in his mind 'Soul Of Ice, Soul Of Ice, Soul Of Ice'
"She just has a young voice, like um, an Anime actress! Yeah see?" Ranma answered nervously. Hamaguchi and Kawahara then brought they're faces real close to Ranma's and said in low whispers, "Your lying, Your lying, Your lying." Ranma looked away saying what he stated was true, then flinched as he found Rin and Miyuki staring down at him.
"Ever since you hired a maid, a bunch of stuff has changed, and not just your lunches, its your neatness, and your uniform-"I bet she irons it every day, doesn't she?" Rin said as she answered her own question. Then they all stared down at Ranma with scary faces saying, "Very, Very suspicious." Ranma was sweating like a pig, his Soul of Ice failing him, while Chizu was next to Ranma, enjoying his finely made meal.
"Mmm, you've got to admit, her lunches are absolutely divine! I wish she made dessert too…" Chizu said, obviously disappointed.
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"How stupid of me, I can't believe I can't afford to buy anything to go with my rice. (Sigh) Spent too much on booze this month." Ms. Shikijo said sadly.
Shiori Shikijo is Ranma's homeroom teacher, Class 2, at Hiritsu Municipal High School. She has luxurious, reddish-brown hair tied in a bun, Standing at 5'7, Ms. Shikijo has a figure more suited for models, which she often brags about, and is known primarily for her huge breasts. She wears thin, transparent glasses, which for some strange reason, change shape depending on her mood.
When she hates someone, she will make it known by making insulting comments and stating weaknesses in front of the person. She also makes it known when she likes someone, lets say Ranma, and comes on a little too strongly. She has an incredibly inflated ego about her intelligence and beauty and she will often make it known to everyone.
Ms. Shikijo then started laughing, then crying, then laughing again. She then got on one knee and raised a fist towards the sky, saying how a person of her stature deserved much better.
All of a sudden Mahoro dropped out of the sky, and Ms. Shikijo, obviously embarrassed at someone seeing at her most vulnerable, turned away in shame. Then a realization came to her.
'This girl, did she fall from the skY? Nah, no way.' Ms. Shikijo thought unsurely. She then walked towards Mahoro, who was apparently waving good-bye to a strange red and white bird, flying at mach 2, into the clouds.
Ms. Shikijo then cleared her throat and stated in an authority-like voice, "Hey you, outsiders cannot enter school grounds without a permission slip from the office." Mahoro had a clueless look on her face and then said, " Oh that's right, but I have to deliver this to Ranma!" Ms. Shikijo twitched.
"Do you know where I can find Homeroom, Class 2?" Mahoro asked.
"Wait a minute you don't mean MY Ranma Misato do you?" Ms. Shikijo asked. Mahoro quickly nodded.
"Yes that's him!" Mahoro said. Ms. Shikijo sighed and told Mahoro to follow her.
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"What does your maid look like Ranma, or is it some big secret?" Hamaguchi asked. All 5 of them looked suspiciously at Ranma.
'I'm just looking out for you Ranma' Rin thought.
'If I'm to be your girlfriend, I have to make sure this maid isn't seducing you Ranma' Miyuki thought.
'You better not be holding out on us Ranma' Kawahara thought.
'If she's really cute, you're going to regret lying to me Ranma!' Hamaguchi thought angrily.
'If your to be my husband, your gonna have to learn how to cook yourself Ranma' Chizu thought with a happy grin on her face.
"She's just your average, middle-age maid, besides its none of your business-"HI, Ranma!" Ranma facefaulted, his Soul of Ice completely defused. All the boys and girls in Ranma's homeroom gasped. There Mahoro was, in all here glory, standing near the doorway, smiling. Ranma got up and in a terrified voice, asked, "Mahoro, what are you doing HERE?" Mahoro walked up to Ranma and handed him a small, wrapped package, saying she forgot to give him his dessert, everyone else, cautiously crowded around both of them, thinking in unison 'This is Ranma/Ranma-Sempai's maid?' Mahoro then turned around and greeted herself.
"Oh I'm sorry, my name is Mahoro." Mahoro stated.
"Excuse me, but, what exactly is your relationship with Ranma-Sama-I mean Ranma?" Rin asked curiously while blushing. Mahoro took a moment to ponder about that while Ranma quietly ate his dessert.
"Well I guess you can say I give him my body and soul." Mahoro said brightly.
Ranma spit out the strangely large amounts of food in his mouth. Everyone else gasped out loud for the second time, their minds jumping to conclusions as Mahoro continued on.
"And Assist him in anyway I can," Mahoro continued.
'She gives herself?' Everyone thought, the boys imagining lewd images of Ranma and Mahoro while saying out loud, "Oh man, that lucky bastard."
"I exert myself fully, performing my duties wholeheartedly,"
'She gives herself?' Everyone thought, the girls imagining perverted images of Ranma and Mahoro in their minds while saying out loud, "Oh, my beating heart."
"And As long as I am with him, I shall strive to do my best for him." Mahoro finished.
'She gives herself?' Everyone thought, while Ms. Shikijo imagined a very kinky image of Ranma and Mahoro in her mind while giggling, "Oh you bad boy you."
"In other words, I am a maid in The Misato household!"
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Ranma sweatdropped as millions of letters barraged his desk. He looked to see who sent them, only to be answered by thousands of glaring eyes. He sighed and looked towards Ms. Shikijo, only to find that she herself was thinking perverted thoughts about him again, obviously because she was moaning out "Ranma" over and over again. He closed his eyes and laid his head on the desk as he realized school would be over in a matter of minutes.
'I'll just go to sleep for a little while…..' Ranma thought, drifting off into slumberland. After 2 minutes of silence, Ranma opened his eyes, realizing what Mahoro said this morning.
(Flashback)
"Uh thanks, well I'll be on my way!" Ranma said as he ran out into the street, heading to school. Mahoro just sighed.
"Oh and Ranma I'm cleaning your room today!" Mahoro shouted out to Ranma. He just waved his hand in acknowledgement.
(End Flashback)
'If she's cleaning my room, today, then, then, (!) MY SECRET TREASURE STASH!' Ranma thought, as he jumped up from his desk with a very shocked look on his face. Everyone in the room looked at Ranma with a confused look on their faces.
"Is there something wrong Mr. Misato?" Ms. Shikijo asked, obviously turned on by the way Ranma's muscles flexed everytime he moved. Ranma then relaxed, then said in a calm voice, "No I'm fine." But he wasn't fine, and his mind was in turmoil. What was Mahoro going to do when she finds my hentai collection?
'I better leave as soon as the bell rings' Ranma thought as he patiently waited for the (to him) incredibly, slow clock to ring 3:10.
(5 Minutes Later)
-RING-
"I'm outta here!" Ranma cried out as he jumped out of the 5 story window of his school. He then proceeded to use the Umi-Sen-Ken and the bakusai tenketsu causing the road that lead to his house, to collapse.
Everyone who tried to follow Ranma wondered where he disappeared to and what were the chances an earthquake would happen at this very moment when school ended.
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-Knock Knock- Ranma entered the house.
"Um Mahoro, I'm home." Ranma said nervously. Mahoro came out of the kitchen, with a bright smile on her face.
"Oh welcome home sir, you're home earlier then usual." Mahoro said in a happy voice. Ranma looked at her suspiciously, looking through her aura, sensing in anything malicious was in it. When sensing none, he calmed down.
'She's acting normal so that means…Oh thank you God!' Ranma cried out to the heavens while crying tears of joy. Ranma then heard thunder that distinctly sounded like laughter. He then asked if he could get something cold to drink while going upstairs to check the state of his room.
-Ranma's Room-
"Wow, it doesn't even look like my room!" Ranma said as he looked around his bedroom, everything shining, even the bedsheets. He inspected everything, his bed, his bookcase, his desk, his hentai collection on top of the desk with a note that said 'CONFISCATED' on it, his- Ranma froze. He suddenly felt a cold chill run up his back as a Large shadow came stalking behind him. It was Mahoro.
"Oh by the way Ranma, we have a lot to talk about.." Mahoro said in a very cold and chilling voice that scared Ranma to no end. In Ranma's mind, he thought 'I'm Dead….'
TBC.
Sorry for grammar problems, Remember, suggestions greatly appreciated. And tell me all the things I missed from the original series. Thanks for you're support, Daniel Shinigami.
Ja'ne!
