Disclamer: JK might not want these characters after what I've done to them...Thanks to phillisnodrey and AJ for the use of their strange, strange minds.

A tall man with a bright green beard roughly the size of Chile stood by a lamppost, talking to a cat.

"Hello Meringia."

"My name is Menecveri."

"Whatever. Where is the large man known to sit on small objects that I have entrusted the care of a baby to?"

"I cannae figure it out, oh great Dimbledore."

Suddenly a flying tricycle came into view, ridden by a man roughly the size of Greenland.

"'Ello. They can take our cake, but they cannae take our freedom."

"Ah, hello Hybrid. Where is the child?"

"Got 'im right here. Ate my soy nuts. Poor kid'll never be the same."

"Wait, your gonna leave him with these idiots? They watch MTV all day and eat nothing but Cheesy Curlz and never bathe!"

"I believe that sentence was a run-on, Professor Meringue. Any who, this is the 'Boy that Barely Made It'. He'll be fine." He lifted the child up.

"It's the ciiiiiircle of life." Menecveri suddenly had an antelope on her head. Don't you hate it when that happens?