Terrifying Lizards and Sweet Boys? (Part 5)
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NOTE: You need to have seen the episode 'Eeny, meeny, miney, Ed' to get a better idea of what happens in this fan-fic. This takes place after this certain episode.
SPECIAL: There is fan art to go along with this fic too! Be aware though that there is a certain way to use the illustrations so it can flow in the story.
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Ed and 'the lizard man' were visiting Rolf to see if he could return Double D back to normal. Double D was wondering how Rolf was going to do such a thing without science to assist them. The threesome stopped at Rolf's back yard and Rolf was getting something from his house. They both were standing blankly for a moment on what he was getting. Rolf came out again.
"This is going to take some time, Ed-boys. Come into Rolf's home and have some broth while Rolf sets up, yes?"
They came in and walked into Rolf's kitchen. Rolf handed them the cups of broth and went outside. Ed chugged the glass without a care in the world, but Double D didn't really want the mysterious cup of liquid. After all, Rolf was known to eat and drink strange things because it's a part of his strange, 'old-country' culture. Double D basically stuffed the contents into his hat when no one was looking. After about ten minutes, Rolf comes back in with a big smile.
"Come, Double Ed-boy! Rolf is ready!"
They all went outside to see something very strange to anyone outside Rolf's culture. They saw the entire half of the backyard lined up with at least 20 squids flopping around. Fortunately, these squids were tied up to the ground, so they couldn't create a big mess.
"Um… Rolf? What does this have to do with my lizard dilemma?"
"Silence, Ed-boy! Do you wish for Rolf's assistance? Then follow Rolf's directions!" Rolf then handed Double D a brown chicken. It rested peacefully in Double D's arms.
Ed gave a huge grin and started to yell happily when he saw the chicken.
"CHICKEN! I want the chicken, I love chickens!"
"Ed-boy! Do you want your friend to recover from this lizard madness? Then let Rolf think on what to do next…Thank you."
Double D was skeptical on this whole process. "Rolf, how can a chicken and a horde of squids aid me?"
Rolf pointed to the squids hopelessly flopping around.
"In order for you to cure yourself of your lizard being, you must roll around on the squids of normality while holding the brown chicken of custom."
Double D had a blank face on and started thinking to himself. "You GOT to be kidding me. This is the most absurd thing that's happened to me since when we tried to accomplish Ed's scam a little while back..."
Ed cut in with randomness before Rolf had anything more to say.
"Oh, oh! While you roll around, you must sing 'row row your boat' to a mutant truck stop!"
They stood blankly for a moment before Rolf spoke up again.
"Did you get all that, brainy Ed-boy?"
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Double D was thinking to himself again. "…Curse diverse cultures…today has the word 'strange' written all over it."
Double laid down on the securely fastened pile of squids while holding the chicken and started to roll around like big Ed did in the episode 'Hand Me Down Ed.' Double D was embarrassed about all of this, but he had a flashback to the episode 'Dueling Eds.' So he knew the penalties for making fun of Rolf's 'old-country' culture. He rolled around silently.
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Will this strange procedure of Rolf's work?
Check out the conclusion in chapter 6.
I hope you like the story so far! Please review! Thank you!
