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Disclaimer: I don't own The Prince of Tennis, sadly. This was a fanfic that I thought would pretty funny. The idea came when I was chatting online, and I thought, hey, why not? Well, enjoy! (Sorry if I bashed any characters! This is my first time writing something out like this! )

Yawn. Ryoma was surfing around the internet, trying to find something to do. Why was the weekend so boring? He was thinking about shutting down the computer when an IM popped out.

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: ochibi!

Ryoma stopped. It was Eiji, obviously. "Nah, ignore him," he thought.

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: ochibi, stop ignore me, nya!

"Great," he thought, "Just great," He put his hands on the keyboard and began to type.

rEdRaCkEtPlAyEr: what?

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: whatcha doing?

rEdRaCkEtPlAyEr: nothing

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: really?

Ryoma stared at the screen of his monitor. A knock sounded through the speakers. He looked at the right hand bottom corner of the screen.

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: o, momo's on

Indeed it was. Momo-chan was online, too. Eiji started out a window as a chatroom. Ryoma entered, for he had nothing else better to do.

BuRgErJoInT: oi, eiji, echizen!

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: back from dinner?

BuRgErJoInT: not my fault that I didn't have my lunch with me, I was hungry!

rEdRaCkEtPlAyEr: you're ALWAYS hungry.

BuRgErJoInT: hey! learn how to respect ur sempai, echizen!

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: how many burgers, momo?

BuRgErJoInT: how do I know? Um…at least…11

rEdRaCkEtPlAyEr: mada mada dane, u can eat more than that, momo-sempai

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: that's right, nya…

BuRgErJoInT: watdya mean, 'that's right'?

A corner of Ryoma's mouth curved up, forming a smirk. Another knock sounded.

BuRgErJoInT: mamushi's on…

Ryoma's mouth curved even more. "This is going to be interesting…" he thought. He could just hear Momo and Kaidoh fighting and Eiji laughing his head off.

Eiji's POV

"Nya! Kaidoh's on!" Eiji was not going to miss the fun that was going to happen. Quickly, he began to type in the chatroom.

End of POV

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: nya! Ochibi get kaidoh in here!

BuRgErJoInT: no way! Who wants him in here?

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: I do! O'chibi! Hurry up!

rEdRaCkEtPlAyEr: fine

Ryoma clicked on the button 'Send' and the chatroom invitation reached Kaidoh's computer. A smirk grew on his face again, and Ryoma decided to stay in the chatroom to see the fight…

Kaidoh's POV

Kaidoh had just come home from his normal running. He got bored, plus his little brother was nagging at him. Instead of throwing a temper, he turned on his computer, sat down and looked blankly at the screen.

An IM window popped out in the middle of the screen. It said:

rEdRaCkEtPlAyEr invites you to a chatroom. Accept or decline?

"Echizen," he thought. He hesitated for a moment before clicking the button 'Accept'. He had just entered the chatroom…

snipersnake: what did u call me in for?

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: u'd miss out on the fun!

snipersnake:

BuRgErJoInT: oi mamushi cheer up. Ur spoiling everything

At the sight of Momo's screenname, Kaidoh scowled.

End of POV

snipersnake: why are u here….

BuRgErJoInT: what? u got a problem with that!

snipersnake: wat do u think, stupid?

BuRgErJoInT: who're u calling stupid?

snipersnake: baka peach! (A/N: we all know that it's a really lame name…but o well)

BuRgErJoInT: baka mamushi!

Another knock sounded.

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: Fuji's on!

tsubamegaeshitensai: hey, wat's going on?

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: nya, momo and kaidoh r having a fight again, nya

tsubamegaeshitensai: saa…doesn't that always happen? Not surprising…

rEdRaCkEtPlAyEr: mada mada dane, fuji-sempai

BuRgErJoInT: watdya mean by that?

snipersnake: fssh….

A knock sounded through the speakers.

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: Oishi!

Syuichirohoishi: hi minna

tsubamegaeshitensai: saa…everyone's getting online, now?

BuRgErJoInT: hey, but it's fun

snipersnake: fsssh…..

BuRgErJoInT: got something to say, mamushi?

snipersnake: shut up, baka peach!

Syuichirohoishi: hey hey! No fighting, please!

ReDrAcKeTpLaYeR: mada mada dane, oishi-sempai…no one's gonna get hurt….they can't fight each other online…

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: nya, ochibi's right! The most they can do is call each other bad names….(snicker)

tsubamegaeshitensai: VERY lame names….

Syuichirohoishi: fuji…that wasn't nice…

Knock knock knock

BuRgErJoInT: gah! Inui's on! Run!

Dataman: that wasn't nice, momo…but there was a 79 chance that you would say that….

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: nya, inui, put the data awwwaayyyy…..we dun wanna hear u reading data out online!

Dataman:

Sushichef has entered the chatroom

Syuichirohoishi: oh, taka, ur on.

Sushichef: aa, hai!

BuRgErJoInT: nani?i thought u said u had to help ur dad

Sushichef: ano…I forgot that the shop was going to be closed early since it's a Saturday

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: nya! and I was hoping to go over there for some free sushi!

Syuichirohoishi: eiji…

tezukakunimitsu has entered the chatroom

tsubamegaeshitensai: ara? tezuka's on

ReDrAcKeTpLaYeR: buchou?

tezukakunimitsu:

tsubamegaeshitensai: what a boring name, tezuka…

Syuichirohoishi: fuji!

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: nya, fuji's right…buchou, you should change ur username into something more interesting, nya…

Dataman: there was an 89 chance of you just picking a screenname of your own name, tezuka…ii data…

tezukakunimitsu: ……why is everyone on…

BuRgErJoInT: ano…it's a Friday

tezukakunimitsu: we've got morning practice until the afternoon…it's 9:30…go to bed…

tsubamegaeshitensai: saa…but ur on, tezuka

Sushichef: fuji…I don't think that was a good move….

ReDrAcKeTpLaYeR: mada mada dane, fuji-sempai

BuRgErJoInT: eh? Where'd mamushi go? Hasn't been talking for a while lately…

snipersnake: fsssh…I'm right here…

BuRgErJoInT: ara? oh, I thought u chickened out because of buchou entering in the chatroom

snipersnake: ur the one who's scared, baka!

BuRgErJoInT: who're u calling a baka?

Syuichirohoishi: Oi! No fighting!

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: nya, they'll be fine, oishi!

tsubamegaeshitensai: saa…tezuka, when will you sleep? None of us are feeling sleepy right now…

tezukakunimitsu: ….

BuRgErJoInT: alright mamushi, let's settle this tomorrow on the courts! Be more of a challenge!

snipersnake: you should be the one who needs to be more of a challenge! Ur wimpy shots are nothing!

BuRgErJoInT: wimpy? Ur snake's wimpy, that's what's wimpy!

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: nya! me confused….if momo's wimpy, then why call the snake wimpy?

ReDrAcKeTpLaYeR: mada mada dane, kikumaru-sempai…it's not that hard to understand…

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: schuuu! Ochibi so mean, nya!

Syuichirohoishi: maa, be nice, echizen…

tsubamegaeshitensai: saa, everyone seems so hyper now, don't they? Except for tezuka…

Sushichef: ano…fuji…really…I don't think that's too polite…

Dataman: there's a 93 that you are starting to get annoyed, tezuka…ii data…

tezukakunimitsu: MINNA, YOU ARE ALL RUNNING 50 LAPS AROUND THE COURTS TOMORROW!

tezukakunimitsu has left the chatroom

BuRgErJoInT: aa…we really did push him too far…

snipersnake: and it's all ur fault

BuRgErJoInT: why is it my fault?

snipersnake: fssh…ur the one who started the fight…

Syuichirohoishi: maa…everyone, let's just go to sleep, okay? Tomorrow IS a practice day…I think we better apologize to tezuka tomorrow…

tsubamegaeshitensai: ara? what for?

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: nya, buchou always orders 50 laps…we can run that and he'll be happy, nya?

Sushichef: aa, my father's calling me. I need to leave…c u tomorrow, minna!

BuRgErJoInT: bye taka!

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: nya, bibi!

Sushichef has left the chatroom

tsubamegaeshitensai: I'd doubt it that buchou'll be happy even if we run the 50 laps…saa, he never smiles…

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: nya, have his facial muscles stopped working?

Syuichirohoishi: EIJI!

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: nya, sorry…

ReDrAcKeTpLaYeR: mada mada dane, we all think the same thing, oishi-sempai

Syuichirohoishi: still…u can't say that…tezuka's our captain…we still need him to lead us through the nationals…

snipersnake has left the chatroom

BuRgErJoInT: eh…scared and left, figures.

Dataman: there's a 78 that I'm tired right now…I'm off to bed, minna….

BuRgErJoInT: cya…

Dataman has left the chatroom

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: nya…everyone's leaving! Mou…

ReDrAcKeTpLaYeR: we're tired, kikumaru-sempai…

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: nya, don't leave ochibi!

ReDrAcKeTpLaYeR: ….i'm off to bed, arigatou minna

Syuichirohoishi: don't be late tomorrow, echizen!

tsubamegaeshitensai: saa…u'll sleep forever if you don't have ur alarm clock, echizen…remember the time when u were nearly late for the first match that we had in order to get into the kantou tournament?

ReDrAcKeTpLaYeR: mada mada dane

ReDrAcKeTpLaYeR has left the chatroom

tsubamegaeshitensai: saa..i better get off too. I'm feeling sleepy…

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: nya? I'm still wide awake!

Syuichirohoishi: just go to sleep, minna…tezuka won't be happy tomorrow if we're late…

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: nya…why is everyone getting tired so easily?

tsubamegaeshitensai: face it, eiji, ur too hyper to get tired…

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: nya, fuji so mean!

Syuichirohoishi: maa maa, please! Just go to bed!

bIgBeArDaIgOroO: mou…fine, nya…cya tomorrow!

tsubamegaeshitensai: arigatou, minna

Syuichirohoishi: don't be late tomorrow! Good night, minna

tsubamegaeshitensai has left the chatroom

bIgBeArDaIgOroO has left the chatroom

Syuichirohoishi has left the chatroom

Author's notes: Whew! Done with this one…all the crazy screennames came out randomly…XDDD nya, I was wondering….should I continue this? Cause this type of fanfic is kinda hard to write…I mean, all the letters and screennames and all that…lol, R&R PLZ!