Kal-El Fornication
Filk by ClarkBar
Don't own any Smallville characters and have no disrespect for the Red Hot Chili Peppers or their song "Californication,"which I have brutally butchered.
Off they flew to China
Clark and Isobel's relation.
Little girl from Smallville
Dreams of her soul's transformation.
While Clark conjures red hot dreams
Of Kal-El fornication.
At the edge of the world
And far from Western Civilization,
The Last Son rises like yeast
Isobel's coaxing Clark's horny levitation.
Misunderstood and holding wood
Wanting Kal-El fornication.
Wants a virgin - very well.
To cast a spell thats raging
Under his skin, she hopes to win
Her charms are quite engaging.
Clark is a greenhorn
Raised on soft porn and
Dreams of Kal-El fornication
Dreams of Kal-El fornication.
Bewitched girl I'll fly you out-of-this world
To a faraway constellation.
A carpet ride? Baby come on inside.
I'll supply the lubrication.
An alien in search of a green card
And Kal-El fornication.
Space - it is the last frontier
But its led to poor Clarkie's encasement.
Can you face your peers and fears
Coming from an alien nation?
Your climax is not far away -
Its Kal-El fornication.
Born and raised , stuck in the genital phase,
But there is no copulation.
Your body's in despair, headed for emasculation.
Clark is a greenhorn
Raised on soft porn and
Dreams of Kal-El fornication
Dreams of Kal-El fornication.
Destruction of libido is a rough ride
It breeds sexual abstension.
So wake up Clark, wish on that star
Its time for a needed intervention.
So drop the witch and rock Chloe's world
With Kal-El fornication
