Kal-El Fornication

Filk by ClarkBar

Don't own any Smallville characters and have no disrespect for the Red Hot Chili Peppers or their song "Californication,"which I have brutally butchered.

Off they flew to China

Clark and Isobel's relation.

Little girl from Smallville

Dreams of her soul's transformation.

While Clark conjures red hot dreams

Of Kal-El fornication.

At the edge of the world

And far from Western Civilization,

The Last Son rises like yeast

Isobel's coaxing Clark's horny levitation.

Misunderstood and holding wood

Wanting Kal-El fornication.

Wants a virgin - very well.

To cast a spell thats raging

Under his skin, she hopes to win

Her charms are quite engaging.

Clark is a greenhorn

Raised on soft porn and

Dreams of Kal-El fornication

Dreams of Kal-El fornication.

Bewitched girl I'll fly you out-of-this world

To a faraway constellation.

A carpet ride? Baby come on inside.

I'll supply the lubrication.

An alien in search of a green card

And Kal-El fornication.

Space - it is the last frontier

But its led to poor Clarkie's encasement.

Can you face your peers and fears

Coming from an alien nation?

Your climax is not far away -

Its Kal-El fornication.

Born and raised , stuck in the genital phase,

But there is no copulation.

Your body's in despair, headed for emasculation.

Clark is a greenhorn

Raised on soft porn and

Dreams of Kal-El fornication

Dreams of Kal-El fornication.

Destruction of libido is a rough ride

It breeds sexual abstension.

So wake up Clark, wish on that star

Its time for a needed intervention.

So drop the witch and rock Chloe's world

With Kal-El fornication