Yummy…Pie.

Ron stepped out of the shower and began to towel off. He stopped and looked at his hand, the hand. "I can't believe I did that." He resumed drying off, rubbing the towel over his head. "Its not my fault that Kim is so…curvy."

'Don't you mean…HOT.' The little voice in his head asked.

"Shut up!" He said loudly, suddenly embarrassed by yelling at his own reflection in the mirror.

Ron finished drying off and stepped into his room to get dressed. He didn't have plans tonight, other than dinner with the folks and then playing some 'Hack-N-Sack 3923' with Rufus. It was Friday night after all and he never had plans on Friday nights. Not since Kim started dating boys instead of hanging out with him. If memory served him she was going to be going out with Andrew Mathews tonight. He was a nice enough guy, not overly snobby…not like Mankey. His hand absently found its way into his front pocket as he adjusted his package.

'Fantasizing about boys now are you?' The little voice asked.
'No!' Ron felt disgusted, how did that thought ever pop into his head? 'His sister is way hot though.'
'As hot as Kim?'
'Almost.' Ron admitted to himself as he jiggled it a bit.

"Ron dinner is ready, get down here before it gets cold." His father called up the stairs to him.

Ron pulled his hand out of his pocket and put on a shirt before heading down stairs.

Dinner was good, as usual, Italian beef and noodles, one of Ron's favorites.

"What's for dessert?" His father asked.

"I didn't have anything made. Did you want me to get something out of the fridge?" Ron's mother asked.

"I smell strawberries, thought maybe you had made a pie or something."

"No. Strawberries are out of season." She told him. It was too early for strawberries, good ones at least, the ones they tried to pass off out of season tasted like Styrofoam.

Ron cringed, he knew what his father was smelling. It was him, his hands and his package, he must not have washed himself thoroughly enough. "I don't smell anything." Ron stated flatly. "May I be excused?"

Knock it up

Drakken sat back, a satisfied look on his face. "I do believe that its about time to knock it up a notch…Shego!" He bellowed and waited. He was growing annoyed by her stubbornness, why couldn't she show him the respect he deserved? "Shego! Where is that woman?"

"Uh... Dr Drakken. Shego quit last week remember?" One of his henchmen told him.

"What?" He tried to recall the memory, oh yes there it was. He stood and gave a dismissive wave of his hand. "No matter, you should be able to handle this assignment."

"Sure thing boss, what is it?" The henchman asked.

"Follow me. I'll show you." Drakken turned and walked out of the room, the henchman at his heel.

Dateless

Andrew Mathews had only recently moved back to Middleton from Go City, not that he had much of a choice. Social Services wouldn't let him stay in Go City after his mother... passed away. The thought of living with an almost complete stranger had scared him, especially since his father had remarried and had a new family. His fear was unwarranted. His new mother was nothing but nice and her daughters readily accepted him into their lives.

"Tara have you seen my Coogi? The blue and yellow one?" He called downstairs to his sister.

"It was up in your room last time I saw it," she answered.

A few minutes later he came walking down the stairs, "Found it thanks."

Tara gave him a nodded you're welcome and turned back to her studies.

'Not any way to spend a Friday night,' Andrew thought. "Are you sure you don't want to come with us? I'm sure Kim wouldn't mind, and I know that Lee would be glad to go with you." He didn't like to see her like this, she was so down.

"No thanks, besides I have homework to do." She said, not looking up from her work.

"A new cheer routine is hardly what I would call homework Tara." Andrew observed as he looked over her shoulder.

"I do. So just go on your stupid date already." She snapped. Her face fell, "I'm sorry Andy."

"Its ok, I know it hurts." The way Brick Flagg dumped her, the night before the spring formal, for another guy. It devastated her, it would have devastated anybody.

"How come I always seem to get stuck with jerks?" She asked not expecting any answer, not that Andrew had one to give her.

"The right guy for you is out there sis, you just have to find him." He reassured her before leaving to pick up Kim.