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Their fucks were always quick.
They had to be: neither of them were eager to be discovered. Afterall, they were (to the rest of the student body) enemies. What would happen if they discovered them one day-- one, sprawled over a desk or bent over a chair, and the other, furiously shoving his cock deep into the first?
So they kept quiet. And quick.
Jou supplied the condoms. Kaiba the lube.
And they would meet at discrete intervals of the day. Sneaking, hiding, panting.
It seemed so obvious to me, the first time I saw them together. For awhile I thought that everybody knew, I mean if someone who just met them could figure it out, I figured anyone could. I was wrong, Yugi and his gang are even dumber that I thought.
I like to study people, and I happen to find these two extremely interesting. The way Jou gets caught gazing at Kaiba in the middle of class. Or how Kaiba tries so hard not to stare at Jou in the locker room. The way they hide it like It'd be the end of the world if anyone ever found out. Maybe it would, I know Honda would be shocked, seeing as how everyone was under the impression that they we're both straight.
Honestly, I'd like to see that, the look on everyone's faces when they find out. Good times. So that's why I've got my mind set on kicking them both out of the closet. It's not that I'm evil, really, I just get bored easily.
I, Otogi Ryuugi, am on a mission.
Don't look at me like that, I have a life! I'm merely doing my duty as a good human being by outing these two. Everyone already knows about my sexuality, and I take it as an insult to me and everyone of my kind for two such flamers to be sneaking around.
The only thing I wonder is why they chose each other. I mean, Kaiba can have practically anyone he wants. Even if he weren't drop dead sexy, he still has more money than god. And Jounouchi isn't half-bad himself, if he keeps his mouth shut, he's actually quite the piece of eye candy.
So that brings me back to my original question: Why?
Perhaps because there's no better choice for a fast and furious fuck than your own worst enemy? They hate each other, and hatred does take passion. Their whole relationship must consist wholly of fighting and then screwing each other's brains out. A constant stream of make-up sex, the best kind. Lucky bastards.
"Mr. Ryuugi, am I keeping you awake?" a stern voice snaps me out of my pondering, and I lift my head off the desk as I'm brought back into the dull reality of homeroom roll-call.
I wanted to reply, 'bite me bitch, it's seven in the morning', but instead replied, "I'm sorry Sensei Anno," effectively keeping up the usual 'Otogi charm' I had come to be known by. It had helped a great deal dealing with the female teachers.
She smiles in response and checks off something on her list. I glance up at the clock, there's still about ten minutes left of homeroom. It's then that Jounouchi rushes into the room, right on cue, giving the teacher some half-ass excuse before taking his seat.
I glance over at Kaiba, who is sitting somewhere towards the back, to see if I can gauge some kind of response. No such luck, he's still typing away at his laptop like the robot he is. Poor bastard, I don't blame him for hooking up with Jounouchi. I'd be grumpy too if I did that much work and didn't get laid once and a while.
The shrill ring of a cell-phone gets everyone's attention. It's Kaiba's, but that's nothing new. The teachers don't even bother saying anything to him anymore.
Flipping it open he responds, "Kaiba," in his no-nonsense, 'I don't really give a shit' attitude. Slipping his laptop into his suitcase and getting up, Kaiba headed towards the door, muttering something to the teacher off handedly about 'I have to take this outside' before exiting.
I notice Jounouchi turn from his friends long enough to watch Kaiba leave. A few minutes later, Jou walks over to the teacher's desk, smiling sheepishly.
"Um...Anno Sensei, can I go to the bathroom?"
"Katsuya...first you come waltzing into school 20 minutes late and then you ask me to be excused?"
"I'm sorry but..." Jou falters for a moment, searching for something. "It's an emergency! I really have to take a..."
"Go!" She groans out and shoves a hall-pass in the blonde's direction. A few people in the class snicker as Jou walks out the room grinning.
Slick Jounouchi, real slick. I roll my eyes in sarcasm.
"I swear, sometimes I'm even embarrassed to call him my friend..." Honda says to me before burying his hands in his face. I want to smack him for being so oblivious, as well as the rest of the class. They make it so obvious, sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person with an IQ over 25 in this damned school.
After the bell rings I have to shrug off a few fangirls before setting out on my destination; the boy's downstairs bathroom. I'm pretty sure that's where they would have gone since it's the closest place to our homeroom that has privacy.
I grip the handle lightly, as to not make any noise, but it was locked. I figured as much, but I had to check just to be sure. Leaning over slowly, I pressed my ear to the cold metal, listening carefully.
"What happened to you this morning, mutt?"
"I...got in a fight."
"Don't give me that bullshit...where did he hit you this time?"
"Leave me the fuck alone! It's none of you business, okay?"
"What did you say!"
"Seto..."
There was a muffled yelp and then the sound of something or someone being pressed against the stall doors. A soft moan escapes from the room and I leaned in closer, shifting my position to a more comfortable one, wincing as the door creaked slightly. There was now dead silence on the other side.
"Seto..." Jou panted out, "What's wrong?"
"Did you hear that?" I hear a few footsteps in my direction before I began rushing away from the door. I glanced back from about halfway down the hall to see the brunette peeking his head out the door, looking quite annoyed. He gives me a strange look before stepping out of the bathroom, straitening his clothes as he walked down the hall.
Jou calles out for him a second later, looking out the door only to see Kaiba heading to his next class.
"Bastard..." he whispered to no one in particular before heading off to his own destination. He brushed past me and I give him one of my best smirks.
"What are you grinning at dice boy?" I didn't miss the faint blush tainting his cheeks as he walks by me in a huff.
"Nothing special, mutt."
He scowls at the nickname before turning into his class and I hear the teacher scold him for his lateness a few moments later.
As cute and amusing as it was seeing Jou all flustered, it would be even better to see how he reacts when I finally let the cat out of the bag. That is, if he didn't kick my ass first. Note to self: get some pepper spray before confronting Jounouchi.
Now all I needed was some hard evidence, so it wouldn't just be my word against theirs. It can't be that hard, right?
