Everybody Wants Kai!

So here we are with chapter two, the humour, or my crappy attempt at humour, begins here.

Chapter two-"Everybody"

When Kano woke up the next morning she was curled up beside Kai, for a moment she leant into his warmth.

"Oh kuso!" Kano rolled back onto her futon, realising what she was actually doing. "Thank god." She whispered, realising everyone was still sleeping.

"Ha! Busted!" Izzy sat up in bed and began laughing.

"No! You didn't see that! I wasn't curled up beside Kai! It was a figment of your imagination!" Kano said worriedly, waving her arms in front of her.

"You were?" Izzy asked confused. "Yes! You were!" She added, realisation dawning on her.

"Who did what now?" Max asked curiously, sitting up in bed beside Izzy and putting his arms around her waist.

"Oh, Kano's been-." Izzy began, but was cut off.

"No! I didn't do anything!" Kano yelled.

"What are you guys arguing about?" Tyson asked yawning.

"Oh Kai just…" Izzy began again.

"Why are you guys talking about me?" Kai asked, sitting up in bed, causing Rei to stir.

"Because…because, erm…because!" Kano tried to something to say. Luckily for Kano, Izzy wasn't going to give her away. Yet.

"Because we were discussing how everyone wants you." Izzy said following on from Kano's beginning.

"Yeah Kai, everyone wants you…" Rei said sitting up and sliding behind Kai. "Especially me." Rei began to kiss Kai's neck, earning moans from the latter.

"Rei! Not now! We don't all enjoy watching you and Kai make out, especially me! I'm your god damn sister!" Kano snapped at her brother, who stopped kissing Kai and glared at her.

"Ye-eah!" Max, Izzy and Tyson chimed like Myrtle's posse of girls in "Lilo and Stitch".

Kano turned around to look at the three.

"Erm…Izzy, Max…I can think of much worse things the pair of you have done in public." Kano sent a meaningful look to Max and Izzy who blushed furiously. "Tyson and I, however, are single." Kano smiled.

"That's only because Tyson's too stupid to get a date and you want Kai!" Izzy replied coldly.

"When did I say I wanted Kai?" Kano asked as icily as Izzy had replied.

"Well, your whole curling up beside him told us a lot. Beside you're…um…" Izzy began but Kano gave her a stony glare before she could go any further. Kano got up and dragged Izzy into the bathroom.

"If you tell them…I'll kill you! You understand that don't you? You know none of them know!" Kano snapped frigidly, still glaring at Izzy.

"Kano, I'm sorry…I got carried…" Izzy looked the floor, understanding the truth in Kano's words and to avoid Kano's eyes.

"Yeah, well, don't!" Kano went back into the bedroom.

Izzy stood frozen for moments until the shock drained out of her. Kano was serious about this baby; she didn't want anyone to know. Izzy finally made her way through to the bedroom.

"Now where was I? Oh yeah! Besides everyone wants Kai!" Izzy said, covering for the events just past.

"But, Izzy…you want me…don't you?" Max frowned.

"Yes, yes. But deep down inside everyone has a longing for our cold, bad-ass Kai!" Izzy said waving Max's words away playfully. "Even you! You…you! And You…Even me!" Izzy said pointing to Max, Tyson, Kano, Rei and herself in turn.

"But Izzy…"

"Yes Max, I want you too. But I already have you. You see the only person who truly has Kai is Kai…Not even Rei has him." Izzy raised her eyebrows and smirked while pacing the room.

"Erm…Izzy…You're making Kai sound like a whore." Kano said matter-of-factly.

"That's because he is…Whoops did I say that out loud." Izzy covered her mouth quickly.

"Yeah, thanks." Kai said bluntly. "You'll be hoping you were stoned when you said that later!"

"It doesn't matter! Someone will carry on my preaching about how everyone wants you…. Kano will, won't you?" Kano nodded.

"Erm…I don't want Kai…I want breakfast." Tyson said his stomach growling loudly.

"Yeah, well, we all want that too! You can't deny your…your…lust for him! Nobody can! Everyone wants Kai!" Izzy laughed evilly until the door opened and Gramps entered the room.

"What are you homies yappin' about?" Gramps asked.

"Oh, nothing…nothing Gramps…just nothing…" Izzy answered rubbing the back of her head in embarrassment.

"Ok, just wanted to let you dudes-and dudettes-know that breakfast is served." Gramps said before leaving the room.

"And you want Kai too Gramps." Izzy laughed then added. "In a sick and overly twisted way, may I add." Izzy crinkled her eyebrows.

"Ewww! Iz, that's gross." Kano shivered. "I tags bathroom first!" Kano grabbed her clothes and rushed off to the bathroom to get dressed.

Once everyone was dressed they left to the dojo to get breakfast.

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Mwuhahahahahahahaha! Even you, oh unfortunate reviewer, want Kai! Okay, evil cliffhanger thingy-majig especially when I tell you there's more strangeness in the next chapter. Kano.