Everybody Wants Kai!

So here we are with chapter three. This is probably the shortest fic I've put up…In fact I think it will be only eight or nine chapters long…Well, enough of my gabbing, thank you everyone who's been reviewing, it means a lot to us. On with the chapter.

Chapter three-Food!

"Mmmm! Gramps, this is the best thing you've ever made!" Tyson exclaimed, his mouth full of toast.

"That's 'cos he never had to cook it. All he did was shove some pop tarts and bread in the toaster, made sure it was on the right setting then put the toaster on." Max laughed, spreading jam onto a slice of toast.

"Yeah, I guess, but he does make good food sometimes…however we have been getting better food since Kano, Izzy and Rei came along." Tyson complemented.

"Yeah, how come me, Rei or Izzy always ends up cooking when Gramps ain't around?" Kano asked, placing one hand on her hip and holding the other up in question.

"It's 'cos we're the only ones that cook anything besides fish and noodles." Rei explained, grabbing a bowl of cereal as he passed Kano.

"Hey! That was mine!" Izzy turned around and wrestled the bowl off Rei. Once she'd got the bowl back, she poured milk into it and went to sit beside Max.

"Rei has a point!" Kai said entering the room, drying his blue hair. "You guys cook way better than Gramps."

"Hey, did Kai just complement us?" Izzy joked turning around to face Kano and Kai who were making themselves bowls of cereal.

"Man, now that's an improvement!" Kano finished chopping a banana into her cereal and went to sit down at one end of the table, near Izzy and Max.

"Talking about Kai…"

"No!" Everyone chorused.

"What? I was just gonna say everyone wanted him!" Izzy said innocently. Everyone sighed then went back to eating their breakfast.

After a while, conversation broke out again and Kano and Izzy went back to the subject of everyone "wanting Kai".

"Iz, if everyone wants Kai, y'know, doesn't that mean…well…everyone?" Kano asked between mouthfuls of cereal.

"Well, yeah! It's like everyone wants him in a different way. For example…um…new born babies secretly and unconsciously want Kai to be their dad…although I don't see why they would…Kai's an asshole!" Izzy replied taking large spoonfuls of cereal at the end of each phrase.

"Sure, you're insane Iz!" Kano laughed.

"Yeah well, this cereal is sugary!" Izzy said, blaming the cereal.

"Get it right Kano, Iz is mad!" Max laughed, hugging Izzy's waist tightly.

"I'm not mad, just mentally insane!" Izzy replied smiling.

"Doesn't that mean the-." Kano began.

"You all ready for this morning's training." Kenny cut into Kano's reply to Izzy's statement.

"Awww, Kenny do we have to?" Tyson moaned, looking up at Kenny who was stood in the doorway with his laptop in hand.

"Yes Tyson! It's the only time you engage in proper physical exercise…mental too!" Kai replied to Tyson's question.

"Who asked you?" Tyson snapped rhetorically.

"Kai's right! You have to train. As a beyblader you must be prepared if a tournament is suddenly announced and you need to defend your title!" Kenny flipped his laptop open, keyed something in, and then turned it around to show everyone the screen. "Your stats have dropped dramatically since your match with the Eternity Knights!"

Kano and Izzy winced at that remark, remembering their old teammates, especially Drako and the condition he was in when he left.

"Come on Chief we had a late night last night." Max gave Kenny the puppy dog look, blinking his blue eyes rapidly.

"You have to!" Kenny snapped looking away from Max before he changed his mind.

"We wouldn't of had a late night last night if you hadn't of forgotten that damn thing!" Kano said harshly, finishing the last of her cereal.

"No! You must!" Kenny put a firm foot down on the matter and left to wait outside. No one bothered to argue anymore and they all cleaned up their pots, then gathered in the garden for their morning training.

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So what ya think? More next chapter and the "funniest is still to come"…dares #cough, cough# seven minutes in heaven #cough, cough#. Remember to R and R…oh how I want to steal Hazel-Beka's kick ass threat about kidneys, or livers or…something. Kano