Everybody Wants Kai
Here we are with the sixth chapter in this strange yet amusing to write story. I really don't know if you guys have found this humorous yet, I'm not very good at humour but I'll just get on. I haven't done a disclaimer for a while so I've tied Tyson to a chair and forced him at brander's end to do it for me.
Tyson-#gulp#Kano doesn't own us...just the Eternity Knights...ummm...help...
Kano-SHUT UP TYSON YOU KAI MOLESTER!
Chapter six- Kai's heaven…err hell!
"Tyson's turn to spin!" Izzy announced once they were all sat down again. Kano sat on the camera she had and kept the others close, Izzy held her own one close also.
Tyson leant forward and spun the bottle. It landed on Rei and they were ushered to the closet door by Kano who grabbed up her camcorder as she shut the door.
"Tyson if you do anything to Rei, Kai will pull your arm off and beat you to death with the sugary end!" Izzy yelled through the door.
"The sugary end Izzy?" Kano asked wedging the camcorder in the hole where the door handle used to be.
"Well yeah, once Kai's ripped his arm off it's gonna be pretty bloody and mashed up, so…soggy…Damn, did I say sugary?" Kano nodded. "It's that bloody cereal!"
"Breakfast was nearly twelve hours ago Iz!" Kano laughed.
"Yeah well, I had some cereal while I was getting the jellybeans!" Izzy replied, attempting to figure out the inner workings of her camera.
"Kano, what's Tyson doing to Rei?" Kai asked, becoming worried by the silence on the other side of the closet door.
"They're snogging Kai, no seriously, they're not doing anything. Don't worry, Rei's shoved a pile of boxes between him and Ty." Kano laughed taking the camcorder out of the hole. Unfortunately that meant she missed whatever happened next as a loud bang was heard from inside. "Aww damn! How come I always miss the good bits?"
Kano shoved the camcorder back into the hole to see the pile of boxes collapsed.
"Tyson! Omae o koruso!" Kai yelled to the closed door.
"Aww Kai, they've only got a few minutes left in there, don't worry." Kano giggled, Kai's anger fuelling her amusement.
Izzy got up out of her seat and went to stand behind the door, ready t open it on Kano's signal. As the minutes passed, Izzy began to tap her fingers on the door in anticipation.
"Aww, c'mon can I open the door yet?" Izzy pleaded.
"Yes." Max laughed, watching Izzy as she flung the door open and Tyson and Rei stepped out. Rei ran to Kai and jumped on him.
"Don't ever make me go in a closet with him again!" Rei said as Kai put him down.
"Aww, c'mon Rei, it was just a bit of harmless fun." Tyson replied, sticking his tongue out at Rei and Kai.
They all sat down again and prepared for the next spin.
Rei took a large drink of vodka before leaning forward and spinning the bottle. Nobody said anything as the bottle landed on Kai and Rei and they made their way to the cupboard. At least not until Izzy started humming the wedding tune.
"Ha ha!" Kai laughed, giving Izzy the v-sign before disappearing into the cupboard with Rei.
"Well, this won't be very eventful. Kano I dare you to down the rest of Kai and Rei's vodka." Izzy said, curling up beside Max and yawning.
"Izzy I really…. I need the toilet." Kano left the room quickly, going to the toilet.
"Ah well." Izzy lit a joint and breathed the smoke in deeply.
"I wish you wouldn't…" Max muttered quietly. Izzy never heard him; either that or she was ignoring him.
Kano reappeared in the doorway and made a mental not to herself to talk to Izzy about her particularly dangerous habit. Sitting down she looked at her watch.
"Whoa, six minutes already-look how time flies. You guys better start getting your clothes back on! You got a minute until we all start taking pictures and selling them to rabid fangirls on Ebay!" Kano yelled, getting back up and walking across to the closet door and putting her ear against it. "Yeah, they're making out in the closet!" Kano said matter-of-factly before pulling the door open and watching Kai and Rei step out, fully clothed, but otherwise rather flustered.
Kano ran across to her seat and flopped in the corner, waiting for Kai to hurry up and spin the bottle.
Kai didn't bother sitting down as he spun the bottle, he just did it and sighed as it landed on Kano who got up and went through to the closet.
"Aww, come on Kai, don't be shy. I don't bite but I have some great songs to sing." Kano beckoned Kai into the closet before Rei shut it and shoved the camcorder through the gap, taking great care in watching his sister as she began to sing sailing songs.
"Ha! I taught Kano that one!" Izzy laughed as she caught a phrase of the song Kano was singing.
Izzy dutifully waited out the seven minutes of singing sailing and guiding songs then opened the closet and waited for Kano to spin the bottle.
"Spin it Kano goddamit!" Izzy said as Kano took a drink and a handful of jellybeans. Finally, to Izzy's great relief (her face was going purple from her holding her breath for too long) Kano spun the bottle.
XX
Omae okoruso-I'm going to kill you.
Ha! Cliffhanger…kinda…I think. Oh well next chapter, the last two dares! Mwuhahahaha-ha…I really need to see my psychiatrist about my maniacal laughing syndrome, just like Iz needs to hers about her nervous giggling syndrome. Oh well Ja ne, r and r etcetera, etcetera.
Kano
