Everybody Wants Kai

So here we are with the next chapter. Funniness is draining from our blood along with the alcohol we choked on so the dare's end here. Soz to all you who found this humorous but I just have to slide back into the more serious me. Thanks for all the reviews, we love you guys.

Forfirith-Yes, Tyson did horrible things to Kai-chan and Rei.

Hazel-Beka-Yup! Heero's catchphrase! I hearts it!

Frankie-Thankie(oO Rhyming!)

Chapter seven-The Last Two Dares…Okay, Maybe Three

"Now this will be good." Kai said as the bottle landed on Izzy.

"Oh, Izzy, Kai wants to see some yuri action!" Kano remarked with ice.

Izzy almost skipped to the closet, happy to be going in it at last.

"It's just a closet, spaz!" Tyson yelled after Izzy.

"Tyson! That's my girlfriend!" Max snapped.

"I was just playing about!" Tyson replied, frowning.

Their argument was cut short by noises coming from inside the closet. The boys tried to peek into the closet, but found the hole covered by Kano, or even Izzy's, back. They exchanged looks as more noises came from beyond the door.

"Please don't say my girlfriend is making out with her best friend…" Max cried, brows furrowing.

"Kano! Don't put that there!" The boys heard Izzy yell, followed by a "sorry" from Kano.

"What the hells going on in there?" Tyson asked, voicing the question in all there minds.

"I have no idea Tyson…It sounds like they're making out or something." Rei replied, listening to whatever was going on inside the room. Having better hearing than the others, he found it easier to listen to what was going on inside and found himself giving the others a theorised commentary of the girl's antics.

Finally the seven minutes ended and Max opened the door as the others rushed to their seats, hoping not to get caught.

"That was fun Iz." Kano said as she came out of the closet, flustered and blushing from whatever had gone on in the closet.

"Yeah we should do it again sometime." Izzy replied, not looking much different from Kano. "Next Saturday, same time…Hey Kano stop raping me!" Izzy yelled to Kano who was making to bum Izzy. Izzy burst into an uncontrollable fit of giggles on the sofa beside Max. Kano did the exact same, just not beside Max.

"Izzy that's not funny…" Rei muttered, hurt by the comment.

"Oh…yeah…sorry Rei…" Izzy's words faded, as she looked at her feet ashamed. "Hang on! You guys were joking! That was an act the whole time!" Max pointed out, breaking the awkward silence. "That's not fair, Iz!"

"Well you can blame Kai, he's the one that wanted yuri action!" Izzy said laying the blame on Kai.

"I didn't-."

"No but you were thinking it!" Kano said, as she stopped giggling.

"Right! Izzy's turn and I say she has to snog whoever it lands on!" Rei announced, everyone agreed and waited for Izzy to spin the bottle.

The bottle stopped facing Kai.

"Ha! Izzy! You have to snog Kai!" Kano stated.

"Erm…okay!" Izzy leant across to the other couch and grabbed Kai.

"Aww, Maxxie's going green." Rei observed, watching Max's jealous face.

"Someone's got to give Kai the taste of snogging a girl Max. Hey! You can talk Rei, you're going green too!" Kano laughed.

"How come gay guys can always kiss better than straight ones?" Izzy asked, sitting back.

"Izzy!" Max exclaimed.

"I dunno. Maybe they do that varying pressure thing like foreign guys." Kano replied, both girls ignoring Max.

"Yeah, Izzy leant forward to grab another handful of jelly beans, handing some to Max.

"Don't worry, I still want you Max. Kai I dare you to snog Tyson!" Izzy hugged Max, leaning against him as she announced her dare.

"No way! That's worse that snogging Max! Hooy na ny!" Kai snapped.

"If you don't you have to bathe in sheep's piss!" Izzy laughed, forcing Kai into the dare.

"How come Kai's been doing everything with everyone else?" Rei asked.

"So that Kai's too exhausted to fuck you. No really it's because-." Izzy began.

"Everyone wants Kai!" Kano, Max and Tyson chimed.

"Tyson shut the fuck up!" Kai snapped as he got up and went across to Tyson, locking lips with him.

"I can't watch!" Izzy moaned.

"Me neither!" Kano cringed.

"Ewww!" Both cringed as they looked up. "Oh!" Kai was already sat down beside Kano again.

"Guys, I'm really tired, I'm going to bed." Kano got up and left through the dojo, heading to the bedroom.

"Come on Rei." Kai pulled Rei up off the floor and they made their own way to the bedroom, via the garden to look at the full moon.

"Oh well, night!" Izzy followed Max who had already started to leave.

"Hey guys, I'm not coming to bed yet." Tyson yelled after them then sat at his computer logging onto the net to talk to an old friend.

XX

So that's that. Humour-or my sad attempt at it- is done and I will never ask you to relive these moments. A couple of serious chapters then the question-Kano or Izzy?

Remember to r and r (god you must get bored of reading this). I need your thoughts. Flames will be fed to Fred-my imaginary friend who lives in my pencil case, has a shrinking problem and isn't imaginary!

Kano