Inuyasha:CCRE Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.. otherwise things would be different...
Sango: Like...
sangolover: Nothing Never mind hehehe.
Sango: GRRRR!
"Ok you giant pink freak, get ready to die", Inuyasha yelled as he attempted to pull out Tetusaiga.
The key word is attempted because when he pulled it out instead of a sword there was a... toothbrush..
" Where the hell am I?The cave of good hygene..." The soap continued advancing..
"Fine I'll have to use the claws then.."
So he attempted to cut it in half but when he tried a mime holding a bottle of shampoo leaped from inside the soap and sprayed him in the eyes...It wasn't gentle baby shampoo either!
" Oh it burns.. you pink bastard.. I'll kill you..I'll kill you
" Wheee. Get behind the ears Inuyasha" the soap said as the mime climbed back in..
Inuyasha started to run away when he couldn't find anywhere to get to. He began to get worried. Then the ground under him turned to oatmeal.. he started sinking...
" What evers down here is bound to be better than this so down down down he went...
When he fell he just saw red liquid below him...
"What the hell is that..."
SPLASH! He landed right in it!
"This stuff is sticky and tastes...fruity..."
MEANWHILE
" You know what,"Shippou said to himself,"Being cheese isn't that bad."
He started wandering around while playing with his kendama...
Suddenly a mouse ran up to him...
"Youre not going to eat me are you?"Shippou feared.
"Oh no. I'm a vegan. I'm here to protest you...
"O..K... what's a vegan..." Shippou asked
The mouse didn't listen it just held up a protest sign and started walking too and fro..
"This is really weird..."Shippou muttered.
Suddenly a tuna sanwhich appeared out of nowhere..
"What the...?"
The sanwhich smashed the mouse with a tin of mayo then opened a vortex that sucked Shippou in...
When he landed with a bump he noticed that he was no longer cheese..
"What a relief to be out of that...OH MY GOODNESS!"he started yelling.
Why? Because there was a huge pitcher of juice and Inuyasha was floating inside it.
"Inuyasha are you O.K."Shippou asked
"Glug Blug bddlaad" Inuayasha gargled.
"What the.." he was cut off when right behind him a huge lumberjack started pouring the juice into a glass.
Miroku saw them but was busy trying to brush the crumbs off of him..he was used to wipe the face of the lumber jack. The lumberjack folded the napkin into a paper airplane and flung him away.
Miroku used his wind tunnel to propel himself. He flew and flew right into another vortex...
He wound up on a beach...
MEANWHILE
"Ok Sango keep cool" Sango thought to herself,"No, I'm cool enough as it is"She shivered...
"We're just jooooking girly," a peacock said to her, "We don't wan't to fight you.. we want to sacrifice you to the king of the arctic poultry.
"Oh that's so much better"Sango replied.
She was looking for a way to escape..when something caught her eye a fat girl tied to a dog sled.
There appeared to me a man yelling, "Run you fatty,run!"
As it passed Sango hopped on. The birds just shrugged and started to play checkers. Sango asked the man why there was a girl tied to the sleigh.
"Weight training," was all he said..
It was odd that girl looked a little like Kagome. But that was impossible. Suddenly the sled took a sharp turn and she fell off. She was floundering in the cold water when a beaver swam up and offered her a ride.
She grabbed hold of his tail and off they went. The started into some warm water.
"This is your stop", the beaver said.
"Thank you very much" she said as she swam to the shore of a tropical beach...
MEANWHILE
Kilala was beginning to wonder what was taking so long in there...
End of Chapter 2!
