Inuyasha: CCRE Chapter 3
sangolover: I'm hooking you up here Miroku
Miroku: Thanks a lot.
Sango: What are you two up too...
sangolover: fleee!
The lumberjack looked like he wanted to eat poor lil Shippou
"Inuyasha,"Shippou called," You need to get out of there and help me deal with this big scary man"
"I'm a little busy right now Shippou," Inuyasha yelled.
"I guess it's up to me then..." Shippou was shivering.
"Excuse me lil squirrel..." The lumberjack said.
"I'm a fox," Shippou shot back.
"A fox...I'm terrified...of foxes...all I wanted was to ask you for a potato... AAAAAAAAAA" he picked up all of his stuff and ran away.
"GRRRR," Shippou made his fiercest face, which honoustly wasn't very fierce, to make it look like he scared him away himself.
"Um...Shippou...A LITTLE HELP"Inuyasha called.
For the first time Shippou noticed that the pitcher Inuyasha was in had a face...an...evil face...
"MUHAHAHAHAHAAHA," the pitcher laughed, "Join us little fox, you too can become a part of Mool-Aid.
As you may have realized this is the ancestor of the Kool-aid man. Yes the Kool-Aid man is a demon. It's true.
"What makes you think I'm part of you,"Inuyasha growled
"Oh everyone will be a part of me...
"Suddenly Inuyasha felt around in his robe when he stumbled on some ramen he was saving he poured it all through the Mool-Aid man...
"Nooo that is not an acceptable flavour...I leave my essence in this packet for 500 years" the mool-aid man threw a packet in the air then exploded...
"Yay" Shippou cheered
Inuyasha then started to wring all the juice out of his robe while he talked to Shippou..
"So where the hell are we?" he asked him.
"I don't know but this place is weird...
"It suuuuuuure is" said a huge lollipop that appeared out of nowhere..
"Yummy..." Shippou stared as if he were hypnotized...
"Join me little one...
"Yes sir"
"Shippou what the hell are you doing?" Inuyasha asked him.
"I've been discovered" the lollipop shreiked then imploded into a black hole...
"Inuyasha help!" Shippou yelled as he was sucked in...
"Damn it" Inuyasha kicked a rock.
Then the rock kicked him...yet it had no feet...that could be seen... Until it attacked...
"Oh good lord...
MEANWHILE
Shippou was in heaven. He was in a literal candy land...where he was the emporer...When he arrived the candy bretheren all bowed to him...
"Finally, I get what I want" Shippou said...
Unfortunatley he knew not of the candy cane assassin that lurked in the shadows...
MEANWHILE
Miroku soon learned that this beach wasn't like the beach's Kagome told him about. The one she discribed had females in skimpy outfits. This had humongous multi-colour beasts on it. Something quickly caught his eye..
"Sango, hey Sango" he called to her.
"Oh hello, Miroku,"Sango greeted him, "I'm so glad to find someone else here. Where do you think we are?"
"I have no idea", Miroku answered, " All I know is I don't like it."
"You just don't like it because Kagome always talked about girls half naked at the beach but here there are just strange beasts"Sango said.
"You could always...
"Dont even think about it...Slap
"Oh well. Every man can have his dreams" Miroku winced. " Have you noticed these things have been looking at us strangeley?"
"They look hungry" Sango noted.
"Run!"Miroku yelled.
One of the beasts yelled,"Go hungry-hungry Hippos get them!"
So they ran and ran and ran some more. Sango whipped Hiraikotsu at them. It broke a few of them in half. Miroku tried his wind tunnel but they were just too fat to be sucked up. Luckily for them a little boy wielding a lute appeared. He was the worst they'd ever heard. An unknown fact: Hungry-Hungry Hippo's hate string music. They all transformed into pigeons and flew away...
"Sometimes I think this place couldn't get any stranger and then it does" Miroku sighed.
And it did again. The little lute player ripped open a vortex with an extremeley high pitched wave and flung Sango in..
"Sango..." Miroku was alone again.
The beach had vanished he was sitting in a washtub floating down a river. A rainbow appeared on the water. The washtub then floated up one side of a rainbow and down the other. Oddly it connected to another river. As Miroku scanned ahead he noticed something this river was flowing right into a volcano!
MEANWHILE
Sango was in flying. She was just floating among the clouds.
"This isn't so bad" she said to herself.
A hotair baloon floated up to her and pulled her in.
"Thank you for helping me I guess...What in the name of..."Sango couldn't finish.
Inside the baloon was a hand with eyes and a mouth. It was trying to get too her butt...
MEANWHILE
Kagome had got back down to her normal weight so her weight trainer left her alone.
She sat in the middle of a playground thinking about where she was. She decided to play for a while it was just so tempting. So she went down the slide a few times. Then she played on the swings, then the monkey bars then the see-saw. When other little kids came to play she just scared them away. She herself had turned into an 8 year old child. So she played and played and played. She got so tired she finally had to stop. Then she was lonley so she started to cry.
A caterpillar approached her and said "Please don't cry little girl...for I am going to put you out of your misery" he pulled out a sword and lunged towards her.
Kagome squished him with her foot. A clan of the caterpillars attacked her seeking revenge. After stepping on all of them she stopped crying. (pretty twisted huh?)
"That was fun, but I wish I had some candy" Kagome wished.
A slug magcian appeared and said " For ridding us of the caterpillar menace I will grant you your wish I will send you too the land of candy."
Poof! In a puff of smoke she appeared in a land of cavaties, sugar buzzes and short attention spans. Shippou's Candy Land.
She ate some candy then she ate some more. Then more and more and more. Until not only was she as fat as she was before she was also a little girl. A strong looking licorice appeared and said
"Ok you plump little girl it's time to burn of that candy"
"Oh no...not again...
