'Grrrr sometimes I hate boys.' Andrea said one afternoon after she came back from her walk. 'Will they ever stop tormenting us? I mean, they just ganged up on me out there.'

'That makes me so mad, first they bother Frodo and then you! This really has to stop.' I said.

'Yeah, but, we have been trying to get back at her for along time, and winter is coming too. We are going to have to wait till spring, right?' She asked.

'No we wont have to wait till spring Andrea.' Frodo said. 'Because once we stop bugging him, he'll go after either Sam or Alysha and I really dont want that.'

'What would he do?' Andrea asked. I could still remember us taking a whole bunch of slimy toads and releasing them into that boys house, of course Merry and Pippin had to help. We left a note and all it said was 'love from Frodos girlfriend'.

'Well if he does anything again.' I said, 'We can just set toads in his house again.'

'That was pretty funny.' Andrea giggled.

'That was pretty good, I have to admit.' Frodo said.

'We can do better.' I said. 'We have to hurt them where it counts Frodo.'

'Better?' Andrea asked.

'Much better.'

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'You are going to dance Frodo!' I said to Frodo as he protested.

'No, I wont!'

'Oh yes, your gonna.' I said. I pulled Frodo out of his chair into the dance floor.

'But I cant!' He protested.

'Frodo, anyone can dance. Just move me across the dance floor.' I said.

'Yeah but, i'll step on your toes and hurt you. Your better off dancing alone, really.' Frodo said.

'Oh yeah nice try Frodo. Nope, your dancing with me.' I said.

'Hey guys! Can you find someone for me to dance with?' Andrea came running up to us.

'Oh yes I can find you someone.' I said. 'Someone you'll like.'

'Who would that be?' She asked.

'Merry can you come here?' I yelled.

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Frodo and me went back to our tables and watched Merry and Andrea trying to dance. Merry was trying to teach Andrea how to dance but she just ended up stepping on his toes. As they finished, they came up to us.

'Thanks Alysha for setting me up with Merry.' Andrea said. 'But can I ask one more favour?'

'Depends.' I said while Merry put a hand on Andrea's shoulder.

'We both want you to dance with Frodo.' Andrea said with an evil smile on her face. /Hey, no problem. I wanted him to dance anyway./

'Sure!' I exclaimed, 'I tried to get Frodo to dance earlier, but he says he cant.' I said this and looked at Frodo who looked a little pissed off.

'Hey!' Andrea exclaimed. 'You can show Frodo how you danced back home!'

'Oh my god, I am not gonna hip grind him. He might die of a heart attack or something.' I said. 'And they dont play my kind of music here.'

Merry and Andrea looked at each other with confused looks on their faces. 'Grind?'

'Oh wait, I think I have my Cd in my sweatshirt pocket.' I pulled out one of my Christina Agulera CD's and almost jumped for joy. 'I have it! Maybe I can get them to play a tune close to her song 'Dirrty'.' I left Merry and Andrea and dragged Frodo to the stage in the front right corner of the pub. Frodo talked to the leader of the band for a few moments, and eventually they agreed to try to play her song 'Dirrty'.

'Ok you can do this one.' I pulled my walkman out of my pocket and let the man listen to my headphones.

'We can try Miss, we aint makin no promises though.' The leader said. 'We cant do the lyrics so all we can give you is the beat.'

'Hey, I can sing them!' I yelled over the music.

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It took awhile for them to find the right tune, but when they were close to it, I started heading for the stage.

'Hey Alysha!' Andrea came running up to me. 'I wanna help.'

'But Andrea you dont know the words.' I said.

'Can I try please?'

'Ummm.' I thought for a moment. /Wait, in the case its got the paper with the lyrics on it./ I rummaged through my sweater pockets and found the paper with the lyrics on it. 'Here.' I handed it to her.

'Oh thank you Alysha, this is going to be so great.' She exclaimed.

The leader of the group motioned for us to come up on stage, we took our seats, and stared out into the croud.

'Does that sound like it?' The leader asked.

'Yeah its great, it sounds almost the same as the CD!' I replied.

'Do you want us to play it now Miss?'

'Yes please.' I turned to Andrea. 'Hold off on singing until you hear me, then you can join into the beat....ok?'

'Alright here we go.' I said as the tune started. /I hope Frodo dosent think I'm a freak after this./

Alysha: Dirrty, Filthy, Nasty

Andrea: Too dirrty to clean my act up

Alysha: If you aint dirrty....you aint here to party!

::The Hobbits started to go out onto the dance floor, they all started dancing. Merry, Pippin, And Frodo moved closer to us, right in front of us.::

Both: Ladies move, gentlemen move. Somebody ring the alarm, a fire on the roof.

Alysha: Ring the alarm

Andrea: And i'm throwin elbows

Alysha: I said ring the alarm

Andrea: And i'm throwin elbows

Alysha: Ring the alarm

Andrea: And i'm throwin elbows

Both: Ooh, I'm overdue, Gimme some room, I'm comin through. Paid my dues, I'm in the mood. Me and my girls gonna shake the room.

Alysha: DJ's spinnin

Andrea: Show your hands

Alysha: And lets get dirrty

Andrea: Thats my jam

Both: I need that...to get me off. Sweatin till my clothes come off. Its explosive, speakers are thumpin. Still jumpin, 6 in the morning. Table dancin, glasses are crashin. No question, time for some action!

Alysha: Tempature's up

Andrea: Can you feel it?

Alysha: Bout to erupt

Andrea: So get

Both: Gonna get my girls, get your boys. Gonna make some noise!

::Then I grabbed a startled Frodo and pulled him onto the floor with me and Andrea::

Both: Gonna get rowdy, gonna get a little unruly. Get fired up in a hurry, wanna get dirrty? Its about time that I came to start the party, sweat drippin all over my body. Dancin gettin just a little naughty, wanna get dirrty? Its about time for my arrival.

Alysha: Ahh, heat is up.

::'Why are you doing this to me?' Frodo complained trying to sing and dance. 'I told you I cant dance, and I surely cant sing!::

Both: So ladies, fellas, drop your cups.

::He was nervous, he was very pale. 'Frodo, just let yourself go!'::

Both: Bodys hot front to back, move your ass, I like that.

Alysha: Tight hip huggers

Andrea: Low fo show

Alysha: Shake a little somethin

Andrea: On the floor

Both: I need that...to get me off. Sweatin till my clothes come off. Lets get open, cause a commotion. We're still goin, 8 in the morning. Theres no stoppin, we keep it poppin. Hard rockin, everyones talkin.

Alysha: Be all you got

Andrea: Give it to me

Both: Just hit the spot, gonna get my girls, get your boys. Gonna make some noise....

Alysha: Rowdy

Both: Gonna get a little unruly, get it fired up in a hurry. Wanna get dirrty? Its about time that I came to start the party, sweat drippin over my body. Dancin gettin just a little naughty, wanna get dirrty? Its about time for my arrival.

Alysha: Here it comes

Andrea: Its the one you been waitin on

Alysha: Get up, get it up

Andrea: Yo, thats whats up

Alysha: Givin just what you want to the maximum

Andrea: Uh oh

Alysha: Here we go

Both: You can tell when the music starts to drop That's when we take it to the parking lot
And I betcha somebody's gonna call the cops
Uh oh's, here we go's
Ohh... yeahh...

Andrea: Gonna get rowdy

Both: Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Alysha: Gonna get rowdy

Both: Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Andrea: Wanna get rowdy?

Alysha: Lets get a little unruly

Andrea: Wanna get dressed in a hurry?

Alysha: Lets get dirrty

Andrea: Its about time that I came to start the party

Alysha: Lets get a little unruly

Andrea: Wanna get dressed in a hurry?

Alysha: Lets get dirrty

Andrea: Its about time for my arrival.

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The song ended and all the hobbits started cheering and whistling.

'Frodo danced!' Pippin exclaimed and started play fighting with Frodo.

'Wahoo that was great!' Said Merry as he jumped on me.

'You guys were great!' Sam came out of a mass of people and started clapping. 'Your music back at home is interesting!'

'Yeah it is Alysha!' Andrea exclaimed.

We didnt notice that the boy, who was bugging us all the time had entered the room, and he was smiling.

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Not the best chapter, I love Dirrty by X-Tina though. So, do you think Frodo and Alysha are falling in love? Or do you think it could be Frodo and Andrea? Reveiw and tell me!

!Sara!