haolover9312
A/N: Yup! I'm back again people with yet another weird drabble that is based on a real event between nekokyo and me. It's dedicated to Choctaw-chan. Very OOC and I'm Horo and nekokyo's Ren. Please R&R!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Shaman King. If I did, do you think I'd have them change their names to crutty fucking names!
When Rats Attack
It was just another nice spring day (even though it just snowed at my place) and it was quite peaceful. But the peace was broken by a loud yell from an apartment.
"KISAMA! Curse you, you little ice brat!" A certain Chinese shamanwho was currently spring cleaningshouted to the ice shaman, who was eating an ice creamwhich was dripping onto the carpetwhile sitting down on the couch.
"Geez, no need to yell, Ren! What is your problem?" Horo (I'm shortening his name) said as he kept on licking the ice cream.
"My problem is that your stupid ice cream is dripping on to the carpet which I cleaned few seconds ago! And this is the 32nd time! Now get rid of the ice cream or get out of my house!" Ren shouted at the top of his lungs as he tried to suck Horo in to the vacuum.
Horo got up lazily and said, "All right, all right! I'll get rid of the ice cream!" As he finished his sentence, he swallowed the ice cream, which was 7.5inches long. (I mean without chewing. o.O;;) Then, something caught his interest.
"Hey, Ren, what's that fuzzy thing under the couch?" Horo asked, while pointing to the little "fuzzy thing".
Ren looked at where Horo was pointing. "That's my sister's stupid sock that has been missing for a few months. I seriously need to get rid of it. And why is it so fuzzy and puffy!" He said as he poked at it, trying to figure out why it's so fuzzy and puffy.
Horo's brain was actually working for the first time (in a weird way) and he said, "Maybe… It's so fuzzy and puffy because a rat's in there! A small one that was abandoned by its family… Because of that, it turned cold and it's probably filled with anger. It could be thinking about destroying all the rats in the world to get its revenge. But since you disturbed it, it could be thinking about destroying the humanity along with the rats! Then, it will become the king of the world! AAACK! Don't touch it ever again!" He screamed.
Ren looked at Horo like he was a psychotic being from outer space. "You have the most twisted imaginations that I've ever seen." He said as he threw the fuzzy and puffy sock at Horo's face.
"AAAAAAACK! RAT ATTACK! RAT ATTACK! IT'S EATING MY FLESH! AAAACK! GET IT OFF OF ME!" Horo screamed as he tried to get the sock off of his face.
Ren had the expression, "You're the most stupidest thing that I've ever seen in my life." And he left the room, leaving the ice shaman in the room alone with the "rat".
Owari
A/N: This actually happened at nekokyo's house. I wasn't being TOO stupid though! (nekokyo: Uh.. YEA YOU WERE!) ANYWAYS! (:giving nekokyo a death glare:) I think it was a bit long for it to be a drabble.. But please R&R even though it was a bit bad! And I hope you enjoyed reading it, Choctaw-chan!
